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Real Vampires Have Curves
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Glory St. Claire: Book 1

Real Vampires Have Curves (2007) (edit title/settings)

by Gerry Bartlett (Author), Gerry Bartlett (Author) (edit contributors)

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What -- did you think all vamps were pale, thin, and brooding? Don't I wish.

Me, I just happened to be bloating when a sexy Scotsman sank his teeth into me, so here I am, Glory St. Clair, eternally "full figured." On the plus side, I can rock a corset like nobody's business. Oh, and as... read more

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When Scot-Angus Jeremiah “Jeremy Blade” Campbell III took a pint of blood from Gloriana Eloisa “Glory” St. Clair, he converted her into what he is, a vampire. However, though lovers or fighters more or less over the past couple of centuries since her conversion, she has never forgiven him for... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)

When Scot-Angus Jeremiah “Jeremy Blade” Campbell III took a pint of blood from Gloriana Eloisa “Glory” St. Clair, he converted her into what he is, a vampire. However, though lovers or fighters more or less over the past couple of centuries since her conversion, she has never forgiven him for changing her when she was bloated. Au contraire to the Stoker mythos, the shape you were in when changed is your eternal shape. So instead of model thin, Glory is “full-figured”.
Successful entrepreneur Glory travels to be part of Vintage Vamp’s Emporium. However, Blade worries about her as a lethal slayer using modern technology and self financed is hunting down vampires. Since Glory never took the time to explore her vampiric powers, Blade turns alpha male and demands she move in to his coffin digs so he can keep her safe. Glory likes the idea of sharing his coffin, but decides to protect herself as she plans to hunt the hunter as no one no matter how dangerous they may be will keep her from the latest fashion as offered at the Vintage Vamp’s Emporium.

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  • “No one will be aiming stakes here. Security is as tight as Jeremiah's ass."”
    Damian

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Vampires are everywhere.

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Chapter 1 - 23

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This is book 1 of 10 in Glory St. Claire. (standard series)

Followed by Real Vampires Live Large.

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  1. Gerry Bartlett (Author)
  2. Gerry Bartlett (Author)

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Original Language: English
Publisher: Berkley Books
Country: United States
Publication Date: March 2007
ISBN: 978-0425213773
Page Count: 336

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  • Library of Congress: PS3602.A83945 R43 2007
  • Dewey: 813.6

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Reading Level: Adults

Glory discusses her weight a LOT, and also talks about her sex-life, or lack thereof. Can get VERY graphic. I would not recommend this book for anyone under at least 16, preferably 18 and up.

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