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Most women would love to live as royalty, but Betsy has found that being vampire queen has more problems than perks, except for always being awake for Midnight Madness sales. It may be easy to find blood (yuck) in the dark of night, but try finding a strawberry smoothie. And employees at her... read more

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  • “Get out of my house, you rotten undead things!" "She did the exact same thing when the Boy Scouts came around selling Christmas wreaths”
    Antonia / Betsy
  • “My Queen, I always liked you personally, but now I am filled with admiration because you're not psychotic after being raised by that woman." "It's true," Sinclair said. "It's a miracle you're not more vain, shallow, and ignorant." "Thanks," I said. Then, "What?”
    Tina / Sinclair / Betsy
  • “What's amazing is that she was possessed by Satan for almost a year and nobody noticed anything unusual!”
    Betsy (referring to Antonia)
  • “Where is your spirit of adventure?" "It wore off during World War Two.”
    Betsy / Tina
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  • “With love’s light wings did I o’erperch these walls, For stony limits cannot hold love out, And what love can do, that dares love attempt.”
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  • I guess this sounds kind of shallow, but it’s harder to be depressed when you put yourself together as best you can. To put it another way, my life might be in the toilet again, but with my hair combed, my eye shadow coordinated, and my bra matching my underpants, I was ready for whatever the world threw at me.
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  • What’s amazing is that she was possessed by Satan for almost a year and nobody noticed anything unusual!”
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First Sentence edit see section history

Once upon a time, the devil was bored, and possessed a not-very-nice pregnant woman, and ran that woman's body for about a year.

Table of Contents edit see section history

Prologue 1: Secrets
Prologue 2: Problems
Chapters 1-35

Series & Lists edit see section history

This is book 3 of 13 in The Undead-Betsy. (standard series)

Preceded by Undead and Unemployed, and followed by Undead and Unreturnable.

Authors & Contributors edit see section history

  1. MaryJanice Davidson (Author)

First Edition edit see section history

Original Language: English
Publisher: Berkley Sensation
Country: USA
Publication Date: July 5, 2005
ISBN: 0425204332
Page Count: 288

Classification edit see section history

  • Library of Congress: PS3604.A949 U525 2005
  • Dewey: 813.6

Notes for Parents edit see section history

Reading Level: Adults

Some sexually explicit scenes and profanity

More Books Like This edit see section history

   
  • Undead and Unwed
  • Undead and Unwelcome
  • Undead and Unemployed
  • Undead and Unreturnable
  • Undead and Unpopular
  • Undead and Unworthy
  • Undead and Uneasy
  • Undead and Unfinished

Books with Additional Background Information edit see section history

   
  • Undead and Unwed
  • Undead and Unemployed

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