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Description edit
Being royally undead isn't all it's cracked up to be--there are still bills to be paid. Luckily, new Queen of the Vampires Betsy Taylor lands her dream job selling designer shoes at Macy's. But when a string of vampire murders hits St. Paul, Betsy must enlist the help of the one vamp who... read more
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Characters edit
- Elizabeth "Betsy" Taylor: Main Character of the Book. She is the Queen of the Undead.
- Monique: New vampire in town.
- Eric Sinclair: He really likes Betsy but its being ignored by her. He is the King of the Undead and helps Betsy solve Undead problems.
- Jessica Watkins: Best friend of Betsy Taylor. She is funny and has mostly the same personality as Betsy.
- Marc Spangler: The gay guy who became friends with Betsy and Jessica when he was found trying to commit suicide.
- Markus: Priest.
- Merci: Add a description of this character.
- Jon: Assoicated with priest
- M. Mason
- Bref
- Bonsoir
- Marquette
- Tina: She serves both King and Queen of the Undead and she is very loyal.
- Hein
- Monique Silver: She is someone they came across with and acts friendly and nice.
- Jennifer
- Lames De La Justice
- Maman
- Marie: A young girl who keeps appearing in Betsy's room.
- Sarah
- Jon Delks
- Ani: Assoicated with priest. Suppose to kill all vampires
- Nick Berry: Detective who works for the Police Headquarters.
- Mr. Mason: Betsy's boss at Macy's.
- Alice: Person who takes care of the Fiends
Quotes edit
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“Wow! Me, working for Macy's! That was like a fox working for a chicken farm. It just didn't get any better.”
Betsy -
“So you guys just woke up one day and decided to start staking vampires?" Marc asked. (...) "What, it was in your horoscope or something?"”
Marc -
“And how could I kill them when they were drinking orange pekoe tea and eating cookies with us? Should I wait until they finished, or jump them when they were getting refills? Being a soulless denizen of the undead was really hard sometimes.”
Betsy -
“Why," Sinclair demanded, whipping out a black handkerchief and wiping my face, "are you having tea with the vampire killers?" "Because they're too young to drink alcohol?”
Sinclair/ Betsy -
“Besides, I'm plenty ruthless, I killed two vampires this week! And I put the milk back last night when there was just a tiny bit left.”
Betsy -
“Nope. Insecta Termitidae. In other words, we be fucked.”
Marc -
“Ah, the Swiss, accommodating financiers to Nazis, third-world dictators, and vampire killers.”
Tina -
“The Puppet Master doesn't have to cut off your head. He just has to put you in secondhand shoes. You'll off yourself in despair.”
Marc -
“Got it, or should I get out the hand puppets?”
Elizabeth "Betsy" Taylor -
“Amazing. I was sure my vampire mojo would leave him putty in my hands, but apparently his bureaucratic training was stronger than ancient evil.”
Elizabeth "Betsy" Taylor -
“You're as subtle as a brick to the forehead.”
Tina -
“Besides, I'm plenty ruthless, I killed two vampires this week! And I put the milk back last night when there was just a tiny bit left.”
Elizabeth "Betsy" Taylor -
“Okay, now you've moved from annoying would-be suitor to obsessive stalker.”
Elizabeth "Betsy" Taylor
Setting & Locations edit
First Sentence edit
After being treated at the scene, Mr. Harris denied the offer of hospital care, and consented to accompany the responding officers, Whritnour and Watkins, to the precinct for an interview.
Table of Contents edit
Prologue
Chapter 1-27
Epilogue
Series & Lists edit
This is book 2 of 13 in The Undead-Betsy. (standard series)
Preceded by Undead and Unwed, and followed by Undead and Unappreciated.
Authors & Contributors edit
- MaryJanice Davidson (Author)
First Edition edit
Original Language: English
Publisher: Berkley Publishing Group
Country: USA
Publication Date: 2004
ISBN: 0425197484
Page Count: 304
Publisher: Berkley Publishing Group
Country: USA
Publication Date: 2004
ISBN: 0425197484
Page Count: 304
Classification edit
- Library of Congress: CPB Box no. 2256 vol. 15
- Dewey: 813.6
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