Queen of the Vampires Betsy Taylor is in the middle of planning the perfect wedding to drop-dead gorgeous vamp Eric Sinclair. But all is not bouquets and bridal showers-Betsy is plagued by ghosts who demand her help in rectifying their past mistakes, and a serial killer is on the loose. With... read more
Even the undead celebrate Christmas, and Betsy is in heaven shopping for gifts.
But all is not merry in the mansion. It’s become infested with ghosts—really needy ones who have no qualms asking Betsy to run errands for them to rectify their pasts. Meanwhile, a serial killer is on the... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)
“"That´s great. I´d - I´d really like to stay here." He glanced around the ancient staircase. "It looks interesting. Like something out of an old book.""Yeah, interesting. Hope you like dust. But listen, we´ve got a feral killer vampire living in the basement, so don´t go there. Oh, and if you drink all the milk, you have to replace it."”Jon / Betsy
“"As for you. You don't even have to pick the flowers you like, okay? Just pick the ones you absolutely loathe, can't stand the sight of, and I'll be sure those aren't anywhere near you on the big day." "Darling," he said, turning the page, "I just don't have intensely strong feelings for flowers." "But you were raised on a farm! You must have some preferences." "Darling, I have a penis. Ergo I have no preferences."”Elizabeth Betsy Taylor and Eric Sinclair
“"Red, please," George the Fiend said. Pandemonium. Chaos. And no matter what we tempted him with, how much we cajoled, how often Sinclair ordered, or how often I begged, he didn't say another word.”George and Betsy
“I shut my—our—bedroom door behind me and saw Sinclair in a miserable huddle in the middle of the bed. "It's here now, isn't it?" he asked. "I can feel it. Draining the strength from me." / "Oh, jeez, you're such a baby! It's just a Christmas tree. It's not a nuclear device."”Elizabeth Betsy Taylor and Eric Sinclair
“Darling, I have a penis. Ergo I have no preferences.”Highlighted by 4 Kindle customers
“I didn’t really plan it,” she confessed. “I carpe’d the diem.”Highlighted by 3 Kindle customers
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