The Confessions of Georgia Nicolson: Book 3
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Description
Georgia Nicolson is now the girlfriend of the Sex God (aka Robbie), and things are wonderful. Except her loony parents are dragging her off to Och Aye land (aka Scotland), and the Sex God's band's chance at a record contract has left her something of a "pop widow." Then up rears temptation in... read more
Cast of Characters/Important People
- Georgia Nicholson: Our marvy main character, she lives in England, goes to Stallag 14, and is trying to survive the tiring job of being the only normal one in the family, the leader of the Ace gang, and being the SEX GOD's girlfriend!!
- Jas: also known as Miss Big Knickers, Jas is Gee's absolutly dim, but lovable best pally. She is in love w/ Tom, the brother of the Sex God, and hides midget gems and other things in her gigantic underpants.
- Robbie (the Sex God): Georgia's crush and current BF, he is and always will be her Sex God. He is the lead singer of the Stiff Dylans, and writes very depressing songs about Vincent Van Gough, girls, and himself.
- Mum (Muti): Georgia's prostitute-dressing mother, (using "mother" loosely, as she doesn't act like one), who in the end always loves her complicated daughter. Even though she is so incredibly sometimes.
- Dad (Vati): Georgia's explosive father, who is also known as El Beardo, he is very uptight with money and very protective of his daughters, even though he (as does his wife) doesn't act like it.
- Libby (Libbs): Georgia's sister who is as of know, mad. She adopts abnormal things as her "fwends". I.E. Jimmy the Haggas.(sheeps' stomach). Although she is quite strange, she is a very sweet 4 yeat old, at least to her family.....no need to mention the Halloween lantern incident....
- Rosie: 3rd member of the ace gang, Sven's girlfriend.
- Ellen: 4th member of the Ace Gang who wants Dave the Laugh so much that it is quite pathetico.
- Jools: 5th member of the Ace gang
- Tom: the Sex God's little brother who is committed completely to miss jazzy spazzy.
- Sven: Rosie's viking-resembling, snogging while eating, spastic dancing boyfriend.
- Dave the Laugh: Gee's red herring who she actually kind of falls for, but only as a temporary snoggee. He is officially Georgia's advisor in the rack of LUUUURRVE.
- Miss Simpson >Slim<: Stallag 14's jelloid headmisstress
- Miss Stamp: part-time lesbian, part-time gym teacher
- Miss Wilson: RE teacher, otherwise known as Religion Ed. teacher who is too afraid to acknowledge students' disrespect
- Wet Lindsay: a slimy octopus of a girl who has no forehead and stick-insect legs, she wears a thong that goes up her bum-oley, and has fake nungas!!! Gee's #1 enemy
- Hawk-Eye: Add a description of this character.
- Jackie Bummer: part one of the Bummer twins; smokes fags and tortures titches.
- Alison Bummer: part 2 of the Bummer twins; also enjoys roasting her lungs and torturing first years.
- Mr. Attwood (Elvis): the skinny, grumpy, and absolutly stark-ravin' mad caretaker of Stallag 14, he wears ridiculous overalls and lives in a shack.
- Nauseating Pamela Green: a hamster-obsessed lump of a girl who idolizes Georgia after she saves her from the Bummers.
- Uncle Eddie: a bald coot who shares Georgia's father's interest in clown cars.
- Dom: band member of the stiff dylans
- Rollo: band member of the stiff Dylans
- Angus: Gee's mad cat. (who is the size of a small labrador.
- Naiomi (the Sex Kitten)
- Mr.&Ms. Next-Door
- Mr. & Ms. Across the Road
- Mark Big Gob
- Henri
Memorable Quotes
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“Over the shouting and biting i said to Mutti, "Do you think you could ask Dad if you and he could club together to let me have some money for breast reduction surgery?" It took her about a year to stop laughing. It's pointless asking for money.. I can't even get a fiver out of Dad for some decent lip gloss. He would never give me money. Even if my breasts were so big that I would had to have two servants named Carlos and Juan to carry them around for me.”
Georgia -
“I've just inspected my legs. I look like I have hairy trousers on.”
Georgia -
“When Millie and Oscar were bobbing for apples she "helped" them by banging them on the heads with her pumpkin lantern. Oscar couldn't walk straight for ages, and Millie wanted to go home. Well, actually, all of the children wanted to go home.”
Georgia -
“My eyebrows have reached the "It's a mustache! It's a hedgehog!!! No, no, it's GEORGIA'S EYEBROWS!!!!" stage.”
Georgia -
“Ellen, my so-called mate like my castoff-Red Herring. She is like a lurking piranha fish in a skirt.”
Georgia -
“I shouted to Jools, "Imagine snogging someone with a mustache." And she said, "What like Miss Stamp?"”
Georgia and Jools -
“Libby and me might go on dirty protest, like they do in prison. Not bother going to the loo--as a protest, just poo on the floor. Mind you, Libby is almost permanently on dirty protest so they might not notice.”
Georgia
First Sentence
Looking out of my bedroom window, counting my un
Table of Contents
Oct.-Return of the Loonleader
Nov.- Away laughing on a fast camel
Glossary
- Balaclava: this is from the Crimean War when our great-great grannies spent all their time knitting hats to keep the English soldiers warm in the very, very cold Batlic. A balaclava covers everything apart from your eyes. It is like a big sock with a hole in it. Which just shows what crap knitters our great-great-grannies were. (pg. 175)
- Boots: a large drugstore chain selling mostly cosmetics (pg. 176)
- duffing up: Duffing up is the female equivalent of beating up. It is not so violent and usually involves a lot of pushing with the occasional pinch.
Series
This is book 3 in the The Confessions of Georgia Nicolson series.
Authors & Contributors
- Louise Rennison (Author)
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