Georgia Nicholson just wants to be like an average british teen, but that might be impossible when you have loon parents, a sister who is most likely mad, and a cat the size of a German Shepard! But then, when everything seems like it can't get anymore complicated, the Sex God shows up, Georgia NEEDS HIM!!! There's just one thing, he's taken---BY WET LINDSAY!!!! >ACK< Georgia needs to practice absolute beautifuloscity, and grab her man! She goes through 2 guys trying to make him jealous, and almost succeeds, but misses by ------- that much. Follow Gee-gee, along with her BFF's and learn about Stallag 14, Whelk Boys and the Stiff Dylans in this HA-LARIOUS, LOL, diary-style, novel.