Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging (edit title)

Amanda approved Timothy Gray’s request to change the title of Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging Tuesday, September 22 2009.

Allison S edited the characters of Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging Sunday, September 13 2009.

• Edited the description of Dad (Vati): Georgia's and Libby'sLibby's father

Allison S edited the summary of Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging Sunday, September 13 2009.

• Georgia Nicholson just wants to be like an average british teen, but that might be impossible when you have loon parents, a sister who is most likely mad, and a cat the size of a German Shepard! But then, when everything seems like it can't get anymore complicated, the Sex God shows up, Georgia NEEDS HIM!!! There's just one thing, he's taken---BY WET LINDSAY!!!! >ACK< Georgia needs to practice absolute beautifuloscity, and grab her man! She goes through 2 guys trying to make him jealous, and almost succeeds, but misses by ------- that much. Follow Gee-gee, along with her BFF's and learn about Stallag 14, Whelk Boys and the Stiff Dylans in this HA-LARIOUS, LOL, diary-style, novel.

Allison S edited the ridiculously simplified synopsis of Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging Sunday, September 13 2009.

• Added: Georgia Nicholson is just an average girl crushing on the SexGod, will she win this marvy-marv bloke of her dreams?

Allison S edited the quotations of Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging Sunday, September 13 2009.

• Added a quotation: “"Looking through the old family albums. I'm not surprised I'm ugly. The photos of Dad as a child are terrifying. His Nose is huge-it takes up half of his face. In fact, he is literally just a nose with arms and legs attached."”Georgia
• Added a quotation: “"The only nice person here is Libby. She is stroking where my eyebrows used to be and then she went off and brought me a lump of cheese. Great. I have become ratwoman."”Georgia
• Added a quotation: “"I've been Sellotaping my fringe to make it longer and straighter and to cover up the space where my eyebrows were. Jas said, 'It makes you look like you've escaped from the funny lad's home.'"”Georgia/Jas
• Added a quotation: “"What a long boring day. I hate Sundays; they are deliberatley invented by people who have no life and no friends."”Georgia
• Added a quotation: “"Then as I opened the books, she took my duvet cover and blew her nose on it. It's absolutely covered in green snot. Who would have thought such a tiny girl could produce a bucket of snot?"”Georgia about Libby
• Added a quotation: “"Slim shook herself. It was sort of a habit that she had when she was irritated with us (i.e., all the time). It made her look like a jelly with shoes on."”Georgia
• Added a quotation: “"If I miss this party because of Miss Stamp, SHE WILL DIE."”Georgia

Allison S edited the table of contents of Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging Sunday, September 13 2009.

• August~la marche avec mystery

  September~Operation Sausage

  October~tainted love

  November~a bit of rough

  December~the stiff dylans gig

  January~exploding kinckers

  February~jas must die

  March~my dad has become rolf harris

  April~the snogging report

  May~i use it to keep my balls still

  June~pajama party

  July~ the sex god has landed

  GEORGIA'S GLOSSARY!!

Allison S edited the characters of Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging Sunday, September 13 2009.

• Edited the description of Jas: Georgia's dim best friend, she is in love with Tom, the Sex God's younger brother. He works at his parents grocery.grocery. 2nd member of the ace gang.
• Added the description of Sven: Rosie's strange boyfriend from Scandanavia.
• marked the description of Sven as not a spoiler
• Added the description of Mark Big Gob: A big mouthed perv that touches Georgia's basooma and then has the nerve to break up with HER!!!
• marked the description of Mark Big Gob as not a spoiler
• Added the description of Uncle Eddie: Dad's baldy, somewhat mad, brother that comes over and drinks with Georgia's parents and then sings loon songs.
• marked the description of Uncle Eddie as not a spoiler
• Added the description of Ms. Heaton (Hawkeye): Georgia's blodge teacher.
• marked the description of Ms. Heaton (Hawkeye) as not a spoiler
• Added the description of Slim: the headmistress of Stallag 14, she is so huge that when she is mad she goes jelloid.
• marked the description of Slim as not a spoiler
• Added the description of Miss Stamp: part- time lesbian, part-time gym teacher, part-time french teacher
• marked the description of Miss Stamp as not a spoiler
• Added the description of Miss Wilson: the R.E. teacher who is too scared to confront the girls in class when they are doing manicures.
• marked the description of Miss Wilson as not a spoiler
• Added the description of Jools: 3rd member of the ace gang
• marked the description of Jools as not a spoiler
• Added the description of Ellen: 4th and last member of the ace gang
• marked the description of Ellen as not a spoiler
• Added the description of Alison Peters (Bummer Twin part One): One of the two girls who are "the Bummer Twins" they torment Georgia and the other girls at Stallag 14, especially Nauseating P. Green. They are smokers and they get in trouble A LOT.
• marked the description of Alison Peters (Bummer Twin part One) as not a spoiler
• Added the description of Jackie Mattews (Other Bummer): Alison's accomplice at Stallag 14. Does everything with Alison.
• marked the description of Jackie Mattews (Other Bummer) as not a spoiler
• Added the description of Nauseating Pamela Green: A hamster obsessed girl who is practically a walking target for the Bummer Twins. She is chunky and a geek.
• marked the description of Nauseating Pamela Green as not a spoiler
• Added the description of Wet Lindsay: Georgia's absolute enemy, she is a prefect, the Capt. of the Hockey team, and most importantly, the current girlfriend of the Sex God, according to Georgia, SHE MUST DIE!!! She has no forehead, and stick insect legs. Plus she has fake boobs and wears a thong. Erlack.
• marked the description of Wet Lindsay as not a spoiler
• Added the description of Peter Dyer (Whelk Boy): Georgia's first boy-toy, and her instructer (only for short time) in snogging.
• marked the description of Peter Dyer (Whelk Boy) as not a spoiler
• Added the description of Herr Kamyer: Georgia's pathetic German teacher who wears matching socks and ties. ooer.
• marked the description of Herr Kamyer as not a spoiler
• Added the description of Mr. Attwood (Elvis): The mad caretaker of Stalag 14, who blames the world for his problems and goes ballisticamus when he sees the ace gang.
• marked the description of Mr. Attwood (Elvis) as not a spoiler

Allison S edited the characters of Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging Saturday, September 12 2009.

• Changed the section title: Cast of Characters/Important People
• Added the description of Georgia Nicholson: Our fabitty-fab-fab main character, she is the leader of the Ace Gang, she goes to Stallag 14 in England, and she is totally in LURRVVEE with Robbie, the Sex God.
• marked the description of Georgia Nicholson as not a spoiler
• Added the description of Mum (Muti): Georgia's and Libby's mother
• marked the description of Mum (Muti) as not a spoiler
• Added the description of Dad (Vati): Georgia's and Libby's
• marked the description of Dad (Vati) as not a spoiler
• Added the description of Libby (Liberty): Georgia's somewhat mad 3 year old sister, she lobes her sister, and she and her fwends love sleeping in "Gingee's" bed.
• marked the description of Libby (Liberty) as not a spoiler
• Added the description of Robbie a.k.a. Sex God: the lead singer of the band "the Stiff Dylans". He is presently Wet Lindsey's BF, but Georgia is determined to land him in her airport.
• marked the description of Robbie a.k.a. Sex God as not a spoiler
• Added the description of Jas: Georgia's dim best friend, she is in love with Tom, the Sex God's younger brother. He works at his parents grocery.
• marked the description of Jas as not a spoiler
• Added the description of Angus: Georgia's Scottish WILD cat. He terrorizes the neighborhood, and harrasess the next door prat poodles.
• marked the description of Angus as not a spoiler
• Added the description of Rosie (RoRo): Georgia's bff who is in love with Sven an exchange student from Scandinavia.
• marked the description of Rosie (RoRo) as not a spoiler

Shelfari edited the description of Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging Saturday, August 1 2009.

• Angus: I should have guessed all was not entirely well in the cat department when I picked him up and he began savaging my cardigan. Thongs: What is the point of them? They just go up your bum, as far as I can tell. Full-Frontal Snogging: Kissing with all the trimmings, lip to lip, open mouth, tongues ... everything. (Apart from dribble, which is never acceptable.)

Timothy Gray changed the title of Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging Wednesday, July 22 2009.