Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging (1999) (edit title/settings)

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• Georgia Nicholson: Our main character, she is the leader of the Ace Gang, she goes to Stallag 14 in England, and she is totally in love with Robbie, the Sex God.
• Mum (Muti): Georgia's and Libby's mother
• Dad (Vati): Georgia's and Libby's father
• Libby (Liberty): Georgia's somewhat mad 3 year old sister, she lobes her sister, and she and her friends love sleeping in "Gingee's" bed.
• Robbie a.k.a. Sex God: the lead singer of the band "the Stiff Dylans". He is presently Wet Lindsey's BF, but Georgia is determined to land him in her airport.
• Jas: Georgia's dim best friend, she is in love with Tom, the Sex God's younger brother. He works at his parents grocery. 2nd member of the ace gang.
• Angus: Georgia's Scottish WILD cat. He terrorizes the neighborhood, and harrasess the next door prat poodles.
• Rosie (RoRo): Georgia's bff who is in love with Sven an exchange student from Scandinavia.
• Sven: Rosie's love interest, a huge blonde foreign exchange guest student from Denmark.
• Mark Big Gob: A big mouthed perv that touches Georgia's basooma and then has the nerve to break up with HER!!!
• Uncle Eddie: Dad's baldy, somewhat mad, brother that comes over and drinks with Georgia's parents and then sings loon songs.
• Ms. Heaton (Hawkeye): Georgia's blodge teacher.
• Slim: the headmistress of Stallag 14, she is so huge that when she is mad she goes jelloid.
• Miss Stamp: part- time lesbian, part-time gym teacher, part-time french teacher
• Miss Wilson: the R.E. teacher who is too scared to confront the girls in class when they are doing manicures.
• Georgia: Leader of the ace gang
• Ellen: 4th and last member of the ace gang
• Alison Peters (Bummer Twin part One): One of the two girls who are "the Bummer Twins" they torment Georgia and the other girls at Stallag 14, especially Nauseating P. Green. They are smokers and they get in trouble A LOT.
• Jackie Mattews (Other Bummer): Alison's accomplice at Stallag 14. Does everything with Alison.
• Nauseating Pamela Green: A hamster obsessed girl who is practically a walking target for the Bummer Twins. She is chunky and a geek.
• Wet Lindsay: Georgia's absolute enemy, she is a prefect, the Capt. of the Hockey team, and most importantly, the current girlfriend of the Sex God, according to Georgia, SHE MUST DIE!!! She has no forehead, and stick insect legs. Plus she has fake boobs and wears a thong. Erlack.
• Peter Dyer (Whelk Boy): Georgia's first boy-toy, and her instructor (only for short time) in snogging.
• Herr Kamyer: Georgia's pathetic German teacher who wears matching socks and ties. ooer.
• Mr. Attwood (Elvis): The mad caretaker of Stalag 14, who blames the world for his problems and goes ballisticamus when he sees the ace gang.
• Tom: A boy who works at Jennings', the neighborhood market, and the love-interest of Jas, Georgia's best friend.

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• “Looking through the old family albums. I'm not surprised I'm ugly. The photos of Dad as a child are terrifying. His Nose is huge-it takes up half of his face. In fact, he is literally just a nose with arms and legs attached.”

  Georgia

• “The only nice person here is Libby. She is stroking where my eyebrows used to be and then she went off and brought me a lump of cheese. Great. I have become ratwoman.”

  Georgia

• “I've been Sellotaping my fringe to make it longer and straighter and to cover up the space where my eyebrows were. Jas said, 'It makes you look like you've escaped from the funny lad's home.”

  Georgia/Jas

• “What a long boring day. I hate Sundays; they are deliberatley invented by people who have no life and no friends.”

  Georgia

• “Then as I opened the books, she took my duvet cover and blew her nose on it. It's absolutely covered in green snot. Who would have thought such a tiny girl could produce a bucket of snot?”

  Georgia about Libby

• “Slim shook herself. It was sort of a habit that she had when she was irritated with us (i.e., all the time). It made her look like a jelly with shoes on.”

  Georgia

• “If I miss this party because of Miss Stamp, SHE WILL DIE.”

  Georgia

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• New Zealand
• Whangamata

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Followed by On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God (aka "It's OK, I'm Wearing Really Big Knickers").

Preceded by Reaper Man, and followed by The Hound of the Baskervilles.

Preceded by The Earth, My Butt, & Other Big Round Things, and followed by Brave New World.

Authors & Contributors edit see section history

1. Louise Rennison (Author)

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Awards edit see section history

• Michael L. Printz Award (Finalist, 2001, Honor Book)
• Nestlé Smarties Book Prize (Finalist, 1999: 9-11 years, #3)
• Whitcoulls Kids' Top 50 (2011) (2011, #40)
• BBC's Big Read (April 2003, #127)

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• Library of Congress: PZ7.R2905 An 2000
• Dewey: Add the Dewey Classification.

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• Books › Children's Books › Series › Humorous › Confessions of Georgia Nicolson
• Books › Teens › Authors, A-Z › ( R ) › Rennison, Louise
• Books › Teens › Social Issues › Being a Teen
• Books › Children's Books › Literature › Humorous
• Books › Literature & Fiction › Comic
• Books › Teens › Literature & Fiction

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