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Description edit
A delightfully evil gift, How to Be a Villain is a step-by-step guide to joining the forces of darkness. Because, though villains may never win, they sure have more fun, hatching master plans for world domination, smoothing their dastardly tights. Neil Zawacki answers all the most urgent... read more
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People edit
- Minions: Evil underlings who do your bidding.
- Henchmen: Add a description of this character.
- Shape-shifters
- Zombie
- Telemarketer: An agent of evil and mayhem.
Quotes edit
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“TIP: If you find that you still lack confidence, try this exercise. Stand in front of a mirror with the lights turned off. Stare at your ghostly visage and say with confidence, "I'm bad. I'm really bad."”
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“What the undead lack in speed and agility, they more than make up for in persistence and can-do attitude.”
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“Evil deeds don't need to be catastrophic to be rewarding.”
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“Being evil is more than a job, it's a lifestyle.”
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“In the end, the most important part about being evil is feeling good about your bad self. Only then will you walk down the street with pride, smiling broadly as small children in your path abandon their favorite playthings and flee as though approached by a swarm of locusts.”
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“How to thwart <Swashbucklers>: The swashbuckler is a true swordsman and will fight like a hundred men. Send in a hundred and one.”
First Sentence edit
Congratulations on your decision to join the forces of darkness...
Table of Contents edit
1. Getting Started with the Forces of Darkness
2. Discovering the Methods of Your Mayhem
3. Thwarting the Forces of Good
4. Tools of the Evil Trade
5. Making an Evil Plan
Themes & Symbolism edit
Series & Lists edit
This book is in Guides to Ruling the World. (community list)
Authors & Contributors edit
- Neil Zawacki (Author)
Classification edit
- Library of Congress: Add the Library of Congress Classification.
- Dewey: 818.607
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