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A panda walked into a cafe. He ordered a sandwich, ate it, then pulled out a gun and shot the waiter. 'Why?' groaned the injured man. The panda shrugged, tossed him a badly punctuated wildlife manual and walked out. And sure enough, when the waiter consulted the book, he found an explanation.... read more

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  • - Punctuation-crazed woman imposes her ideology in such an entertaining manner that she might someday rule us all.
  • - Not a grammar book...

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  • “The big final rule for the comma is one that you won't find in any books by grammarians. It is quite easy to remember, however. The rule is: don't use commas like a stupid person.”
  • “Assuming a sentence rises into the air with the initial capital letter and lands with a soft-ish bumb at the full stop, the humble comma can keep the sentence aloft all right, like this, UP, for hours if necessary, UP, like this, UP, sort-of bouncing, and then falling down, and then UP it goes again, assuming you have enough additional things to say, although in the end you may run out of ideas and then you have to roll along the ground with no commas at all until some sort of surface resistance takes over and you run out of steam anyway and then eventually with the help of three dots ... you stop.”
  • “semicolons are dangerously habit-forming.”
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  • punctuation is “a courtesy designed to help readers to understand a story without stumbling”.
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  • A cat has claws at the ends of its paws. A comma’s a pause at the end of a clause.
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  • The reason to stand up for punctuation is that without it there is no reliable way of communicating meaning. Punctuation herds words together, keeps others apart. Punctuation directs you how to read, in the way musical notation directs a musician how to play.
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  • A woman, without her man, is nothing. A woman: without her, man is nothing.
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  • Meanwhile, words that must not be used to join two sentences together with a comma are however and nevertheless,
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  • The rule here is that the comma is correct if it can be replaced by the word and or or.
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  • On the page, punctuation performs its grammatical function, but in the mind of the reader it does more than that. It tells the reader how to hum the tune.
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  • A colon is nearly always preceded by a complete sentence, and in its simplest usage it rather theatrically announces what is to come.
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  • In Mind the Stop Carey defines punctuation as being governed “two-thirds by rule and one-third by personal taste”.
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  • 6 It features in Irish names such as O’Neill and O’Casey: Again the theory that this is a simple contraction – this time of “of” (as in John o’ Gaunt) – is pure woolly misconception. Not a lot of people know this, but the “O” in Irish names is an anglicisation of “ua”, meaning grandson.
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First Sentence edit see section history

Either this will ring bells for you, or it won't.

Table of Contents edit see section history

Introducton - The Seventh Sense
The Tractable Apostrophe
That'll Do, Comma
Airs and Graces
Cutting a Dash
A Little Used Punctuation Mark
Merely Conventional Signs
Bibliography

Series & Lists edit see section history

This is book 84 of 100 in Top 100 Books That Defined The Noughties (Telegraph). (authoritative list)

Authors & Contributors edit see section history

  1. Lynne Truss (Author)

Other Contributors:

  1. Frank McCourt (Foreword)
  2. Profile Books (Publisher)

First Edition edit see section history

Original Language: English
Publisher: Profile Books
Country: England
Publication Date: 2003
ISBN: 1861976127
Page Count: 209

Classification edit see section history

  • Library of Congress: PE1450 .T753 2008
  • Dewey: 428.2

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