Running with Scissors is the true story of a boy whose mother (a poet with delusions of Anne Sexton) gave him away to be raised by her unorthodox psychiatrist who bore a striking resemblance to Santa Claus. At the age of twelve, Burroughs found himself amidst Victorian squalor, living with... read more
Running with Scissors covers the period of Augusten's adolescent years, beginning at age twelve (after a brief overview of his life as a child). Augusten spends his early childhood in a clean and orderly home, obsessing over his clothes, hair, accessories, and having great potential, with his... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)
“As time went on, my parents' relationship became worse, not better. My father grew more hostile and remote, taking a particular liking to metallic objects with serrated edges. And my mother began to go crazy. Not crazy in a 'let's paint the kitchen bright red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwich, I am God' sort of way.”Augusten Burroughs
“"We were young. We were bored. And the old electroshock therapy machine was just under the stairs in a box next to the Hoover."”Augusten Burroughs
“"Now I can add prostitute to my list of life's accomplishments."”Augusten Burroughs
Chapter 1: Something Isn’t Right
Chapter 2: Little Boy Blue Navy Blazer
Chapter 3: The Masturbatorium
Chapter 4 : Imagine My Shock
Chapter 5: The Cleaning Lady
Chapter 6: Just Add Water
Chapter 7: The Burning Bush
Chapter 8: Pure Projection
Chapter 9: He Was Raised Without a Proper Diagnosis
Chapter 10: The Joy of Sex (Preteen Edition)
Chapter 11: School Daze
Chapter 12: The Seven and a Half Inch Disaster
Chapter 13: Queen Helene Cholesterol
Chapter 14: Toilet Bowl Readings
Chapter 15: Phlegmed Before A Live Audience
Chapter 16: Here Kitty Kitty
Chapter 17: I Would Dye For You
Chapter 18: A Family Affair
Chapter 19: Inquire Within
Chapter 20: Life in the Great Outdoors
Chapter 21: You Are Nothing But A Sex Object.
Chapter 22: Thin Air
Chapter 23: All Star Running Back
Chapter 24: Pennies From Heaven
Chapter 25: Oh, Christmas Tree
Chapter 26: Running with Scissors
Chapter 27: You’re Gonna Make It After All
Preceded by The Tales of Beedle the Bard, and followed by Marked.
Preceded by The Stranger, and followed by Sense and Sensibility.
Preceded by The Devil Wears Prada, and followed by The Runaway Jury.
Preceded by Love Story, and followed by The Battle of the Labyrinth.
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