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bloodredrosez

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I read, I write, I exist :)

I am also moving to goodreads, as soon as I figure out the best way to convert the tsv file into a csv file, so I don't lose all my ratings.

I'll probably maintain my list here too, and Shelfari's very aesthetically pleasing and all...but let's face it, almost everyone seems to have gone to goodreads :(
  • Los Angeles, CA, USA
  • member since September 6, 2009

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  • Tiger's Curse
    2 of 3 members found this review helpful.
    • Rated 1 stars

    I'm on page 133. I have to say, even though I have a shelfari bookshelf of over a thousand books, this is one where I'm actually struggling very hard not to stop reading - and I have a bachelor's in English! I've never reviewed a book that I haven't read entirely, but I'll make an exception now.

    I do love tigers, I liked the idea and the introductory blurb sounded interesting, but I can't get past the writing...which is actually surprising, because I've been a reader and writer in the fanfiction world for almost a decade, and there is a lot of bad writing out there. A decent storyline can be saved with either decent writing or decent characterization. Unfortunately, this was horrible writing and even worse characterization.

    The writing is just horribly stilted. Most of the conversations sound forced, Phet sounds like some horrible (and rather offensive) caricature of an ESL speaker, and Kelsey is prone to rambling on and on. Yes, the tiger can't exactly speak back, but the writing in general tends to ramble as well. There are tons of irrelevant detail that don't add to the story, but rather unbearably slow down the pace. Come on, "The Plane" got its own chapter and that was almost 20 straight pages of description. I mean, because readers totally need to know that she was reading a magazine and doing Sudoku on the plane. Yes. Totally. Plus, the flip side of the problem is that there's very little detail in the parts that would actually benefit from having some detail.

    If you even tried to read out the dialogue, you would immediately know why it sounds so forced. No one, absolutely NO ONE, talks in huge paragraphs all the time. But somehow, every character talks like that and talks pretty much the same way.

    As for the characterizations? First of all, I notice a lot of Twilight lovers out there. Ren, unfortunately, is even worse than Edward when it comes to how perfect he supposedly is. I can sum up his character in five words: "ohhhhh, handsome tragic tiger prince!" Kelsey's reactions, as of pg. 133, are completely unbelievable - I mean, she gets abandoned in India with a tiger and all she does is reminisce about how her mother told her that "if life gives you lemons, make lemon meringue pie"? There are a lot of sections where I literally started laughing because Kelsey's responses were so forced and she sounded and reacted nothing like a teenager. To be honest, she didn't even sound or react like a grown woman.

    bloodredrosez wrote this review Friday, August 26, 2011. ( reply | permalink )
  • Beastly
    • Rated 2 stars

    This wasn't completely terrible, but it wasn't nearly as good as most of the other retellings of the Beauty and the Beast story. The prep school background gave it a slightly new twist, but all in all, it wasn't much of a creative retelling and with a story as well-known and beloved as Beauty and the Beast, it would have benefited from more in-depth characterizations. In the end, Adrian/Kyle's transformation wasn't convincing at all and I think the writer clung too much to traditional elements (the mirror, the roses) when she could easily have updated it into the 21st century prep school background.

    The inconsistencies were particularly jarring when Adrian was acting like the Disney version of the beast, because he really drops some pretentious lines. Either stick to the old-fashioned charm or commit yourself to with your modern, son-of-a-news anchor character. It simply doesn't make sense for Adrian to start talking like he's the lord of some 17th century manor.

    bloodredrosez wrote this review Monday, November 7, 2011. ( reply | permalink )
  • The Awakening
    • Rated 5 stars

    Kelley Armstrong - The Darkest Powers trilogy [The Awakening, The Summoning, The Reckoning]

    I just finished Armstrong's Darkest Powers trilogy, in which the ugly guy gets the girl, courage is expressed in actions rather than words, and liking someone - even at age 15 - is about far more than simple attraction. I've always really admired Armstrong's writing ever since I read Bitten for the first time. I like her other characters and novels, but I still like Elena and Clay most, and especially from Bitten. The writing is so...flawlessly executed! Maybe I'm just not at the level yet where I can see the flaws, but the action, plot, characterization, pacing, romance, and just about everything makes it one of my favorite novels. I've read at least a half dozen times.

    Despite that, I was wary of reading Armstrong's YA trilogy, even though it's been out since 2009. It just seems like all my favorite adult urban fantasy authors are doing these YA series now, probably because the money in the publishing industry is all in YA books right now. When Borders is potentially going to file for bankruptcy, you know the industry is in trouble.

    So, what is it about this particular YA trilogy that makes it special? You can read the synopsis of the series somewhere else and I'm not even going to bother focusing on plot here, although it certainly is a good one. This is almost all going to be character analysis, just because that was what impressed me most throughout the trilogy. Armstrong has a gift for creating these characters that are all too normal and human, but oh so admirable.

    First of all, the heroine is as real as any teenage heroine is going to get. It's such a refreshing change from 90% of the heroines out there, in teen and adult lit combined. I'm not even really making up that statistic, because I can honestly list 10 different series and point out how most of the heroines in 9 series out of 10 are completely predictable. Chloe, on the other hand, never really gains a cool superpower...actually, the one she has sort of majorly sucks most of the time and probably isn't something anyone would wish for. Mainly, she's resourceful. She's not dramatic, she consciously keeps the whine to a minimum, she's too compassionate but in a way that is both her strength and her weakness, and she's got a bunch of personal flaws and issues that, like everyone else in the world, she just has to cope with. Sure, this is a magical world, but she still stutters when she's nervous or under pressure - and more importantly, it's okay. As she states at one point, she has a speech impediment and she's working on correcting it. She's not incredibly brave or courageous, but she has the guts to stick around when she can't run. She's a self-described average girl, the kind of person people will consider and say 'oh, Chloe? she's okay" but never think of much. But she's a kind of no nonsense girl who just tries what she cans and sometimes fails, but also sometimes succeeds, because above all, she's proactive.
    Enough about Chloe. What's really interesting about this series is Armstrong's characterization of Derek, the guy who starts out as a complete jerk - and not a charming one, a rich one, or a hot one. In fact, when Chloe meets him, he's violent and scary and (presumably) mentally ill. Oh, and his introductory physical description? I kid you not: "his face could be used as the 'before' picture for acne cream. Dark hair hung in his eyes, lank and dull." (50)

    In a normal YA series, Chloe would go for his much cuter, friendlier, cleaner, and more popular foster brother,, Simon, who is introduced at the same time. That's just the way these novels work, and to be honest, that's just how life works. So unsurprisingly, Chloe actually does like the cute brother and at different points in the book, several people (including herself) point out that she would never go for someone like Derek, who in the words of the narrator/author, is getting the "puberty smackdown." That's just what's expected by everyone - the reader, the characters within the book, and even Chloe herself. Why would a rich, decent looking blonde, blue-eyed girl go for someone like that?

    Especially for 15 year olds, it's some unwritten social rule out there that's along the lines of - well, if you're a solid 8, you don't date people who are 3s or 4s on the attractiveness scale. That kind of thing, where her friends would probably give her a "what? why? what on earth are you thinking?" look. In fact, she can't even bring herself to pretend that she's interested in him when they're caught together doing something they shouldn't be doing, even though it would be a good cover excuse that would get them out of bigger trouble.

    But see, here's the interesting part. With everything else that happens, Chloe eventually realizes that she's not actually interested in the cute but bland other brother. The novel's written in first person narrative, so the transformation takes place in her and in you, the reader. It's an absolutely fascinating process. First of all, romance isn't the focus of the trilogy to begin with, which makes it all the more interesting, since there's no see-through predetermined couple and what relationships do exist are built through trust, courage, and time. Time, in this case, meaning shared experiences, serious talking, and sticking with each other even when things get ugly and uglier. It isn't even until the third book in the trilogy that there are clear hints that there even is something going on, but at that point it doesn't matter, because the feelings involved are really strong.

    With respect to characterization and ideals of love, you can really call this the anti-Twilight trilogy. Derek's just about as far from perfect as you can imagine, and while he's a beast (haha...inner joke for those who have read it) he's not going to suddenly transform into a prince just because Beauty loves him. Their relationship is built not on beautiful looks, but on being there for each other at critical times, and the way it unfolds just amazes me. You, along with Chloe, gradually change your mind about him as the trilogy progresses. In other words, wow, someone has written a romance dependent on the ongoing process of character development. If you really think about it, it's rare you find that in anything, books or movies alike. Armstrong took the reader from a state of 'oh, that's kind of repulsive' to 'who even cares what other people think or what he looks like?' Even if that kind of thing doesn't happen in real life, that's precisely why it's more appealing. It's the reverse Mr. Darcy.

    After all, what other author out there takes that kind of risk? Especially with a teen series, when the writing that teens have come to expect consist of beautiful, shallow people along the lines of the Gossip Girl, House of Night, or Twilight series? If you claim the romance in Twilight isn't shallow in comparison to what I've just described, I can shut you up with just ONE ridiculous quote from Meyer: "Our gazes locked for a moment; his golden eyes were so deep that I imagined I could see all the way into his soul. It seemed silly that this fact--the existence of his soul--had ever been in question, even if he was a vampire. He had the most beautiful soul, more beautiful than his brilliant mind or his incomparable face or his glorious body." (Breaking Dawn, pg. 24)

    Sure, Meyer's prose all sounds good - if very purple - until you realize that this actually describes nothing at all. Is this really why you love him, Bella? Because his soul sparkles (or is pretty, or whatever), he looks like a model, can probably be an underwear model, and has a "brilliant mind" (whatever that means, anyway...)? I suppose you can say this is the voice of someone in love, not someone falling in love, but let's face it - this is what Bella sounded like from the very beginning. Her own character is almost wiped out in favor of Edward's perfection and protectiveness. She's clumsy, she's vulnerable, and she's lovesick...and that's actually about it.

    Don't get me wrong, I'm not really trying to rip at Meyer here or the Twilight fans. But for certain people are are sick of that and want to actually read about a relationship that has developed meaningfully without relying on a foundation of gorgeous looks, then I think the Darkest Powers trilogy is for those people of discerning tastes.

    This is what I got off a review by "Heather" at goodreads: "And I’ll admit, I think Armstrong might lace her books with a bit of magic, cause she made me lust after someone, who upon first description, is very physically unattractive. That is simply unprecedented."

    http://bloodredrosez.xanga.com/738423855/kelley-armstrong---t/

    bloodredrosez wrote this review Friday, January 7, 2011. ( reply | permalink )
  • Troubled Waters
    • Rated 3 stars

    Very similar to Shinn's Twelve Houses series - too much of the court intrigues and politics, magical powers, and characterizations seemed to be from that series. I kept seeing glimpses of Kirra-like behavior or Senneth's affinity with fire (only in this case water), but Zoe never seemed to be much of anything. I suppose this might have been deliberate, in keeping with the idea of being a coru woman.

    To be brutally honest, all the characters in Troubled Waters somehow lacked all the charm of those in the Twelve Houses novels. In particular, the romance was very disappointing and was hardly developed outside of some cliche behaviors. The princesses were forgettable, the characterizations rather one-dimensional (with the one dimension being the traits associated with that element affinity/blessing), and the storyline very slow. The whole novel was disappointing, especially since I felt there was potential for so much more. The idea of random blessings was interesting, but the way it was used in the novel was entirely predictable.

    Altogether, this novel is a decent read, but not one I would recommend. It ranks pretty low on my list of Shinn's works and I have read them all.

    bloodredrosez wrote this review Wednesday, December 1, 2010. ( reply | permalink )
  • City of Bones
    • Rated 3 stars

    I'm finally getting around to reading Cassandra Clare's City of Bones (first book in the "Mortal Instruments" series) and I have so many conflicted feelings about it, I'm actually having a hard time just reading it. Nevertheless, this post is actually a review of City of Bones. IT HAS SOME SPOILERS. Not that there's much to spoil.

    First of all, I've been familiar with Cassandra Clare's work for quite a few years now...of course, what I mean is that like thousands of other people, I knew her from her LOTR and Harry Potter fanfiction days, under the penname "Cassandra Claire." She would probably be the most stellar example of what's known as a BNF, or a Big Name Fan. She wrote the "Very Secret Dairies" for LOTR and the "Draco Trilogy" (Draco Dormiens, Sinister, and Veritas) for LOTR. They've probably been translated into countless languages and most likely if you read any Harry Potter fanfiction at all, you've probably heard of Cassandra Clare. Unsurprisingly, there was also some controversy and plagiarism accusations, since she paraphrased or "forgot to cite" a lot of phrases and quotes. Here, you can read all about it at her very own Fanlore page. As I recall, she may or may not have been gifted a laptop by fans when hers was stolen - though this is apparently one of the myths that got deleted off websites like Fanlore.

    Anyway, all this is just background context, but it's important context, and you'll see why. So basically after this highly successful fanfiction stint, Cassandra Claire became Cassandra Clare, the best-selling author of the YA "Mortal Instruments" series, which finally brings me back to City of Bones. With that said, City of Bones is more or less the Harry Potter world reimagined, and what I mean by that is that basically almost every single concept and phrase and description in this book seemed oddly familiar... But that's kind of to be expected, since naturally a writer's style can't change overnight. Still.

    Here's now the series works. Clary Fray is your normal teenage girl - for about fifty pages, anyway - and basically she starts seeing things that other people can't see. No, it actually isn't a book based off the ever popular faerie mythology. Clary sees three teenagers covered with weird markings kill someone they claim is a demon. Turns out, there's a whole "Shadow world" out there, where there are vampires, werewolves, faeries, and so on. One of those marked teenagers turns out to be a young Shadowhunter named Jace, who happens to have all the same mannerisms and characteristics as Draco Malfoy, especially the Draco Malfoy portrayed the Draco Trilogy. In other words, he's arrogant, wealthy, sarcastic, blond, and he even comes with a back story with some kind of stern father who teaches him that "to love is to destroy." The father spoiled his son with luxuries (they live in the Malfoy a manor, after all) but the father also died. Jace is a Shadowhunter, meaning he's been trained since birth to kill demons and whatnot. A Shadowhunter uses a stele (which is a wand-like object, Clare's description, not mine) to draw runes, i.e. they use this "tool" to do magic. Cool, right?

    Okay, Jace is actually pretty appealing (well, why not? He's basically Draco) but the similarities don't stop there. See, about 16 years ago in this magical world, this guy named Lord Voldemort - er, I mean Valentine - decided to get rid of everyone who he felt wasn't pureblooded enough, which in this case means anything nonhuman. There's actually quite a bit of snobbishness going on between the Shadowhunters and the Muggles - er, I mean mundanes - that don't know about this magical world that's hiding in plain sight. Anyway, 16 years ago, "Valentine" failed and everyone thought he and his wife and child died. His supporters, the Circle (okay, fail, Death Eaters sounds so much cooler), either died during the Uprising or turned themselves in and are somewhat co-opted back into the government, but exiled.

    Clary, of course, turns out to be mysteriously connected to He Who Shall Not Be Named, who turns out not to be dead. Like you didn't see that one coming. Anyway, Valentine sends demons after Clary and manages to kidnap Clary's mom. Clary's dad conveniently died around the time she was born. Hmmmm. Valentine used to be this popular and handsome Shadowhunter who, you know, didn't start out evil but gradually became obsessed with killing all the Downworlders (those nonhuman, part demon whatevers) and using this thing called the Mortal Cup to create more Shadowhunters from regular humans. Problem is, only like 20% of the converted humans survive, but Valentine's not going to let that stop him. He builds up his followers - the Circle - which basically consists of the parents of all of Clary's new Shadowhunter friends. By the way, the Shadowhunter names are all things like Blackwell, Pangborn, Lightwood, Fairchild. Just so you know. No sense of deja vu, of course.

    Also, in a twist you so couldn't see coming, Valentine turns out to be Clary's mom's husband, which makes Clary...right, his daughter. Oh no! To help you (and Clary) keep track of everyone, there's this old picture of the Circle when they were young, y'know that group of friends who were all together...too bad the picture isn't animated, right? Let's keep going though. So V's after the Mortal Cup, which Clary's mom has hidden, so Clary and Jace try to find it while some action and unrequited love pads the story. The relationships are painfully similar to what was in Draco Trilogy, but I guess you can't really plagiarize from yourself. On the romantic front, I won't spoil it completely, but just think Leia and Luke Skywalker. Uh huh, another classic. Jace also has an "I am your father" moment.

    All right, all this said, despite all of the above, City of Bones is a pretty good book, in the same way that I thought that the Draco Trilogy was pretty fun to read. Incidentally, the Draco Trilogy can be downloaded as a PDF from a variety of places. Both the Trilogy and this "Mortal Instruments" series have lots of Latin inscriptions, lots of references, and lots of funny moments. It's only irritating because the whole thing constantly makes me think "wow, I've seen this before," to the point that it was really distracting. There wasn't a single part that I felt was all that new, but everything was pretty well done and well written. Clary is almost unbearably a Mary Sue, but I was way more distracted by the shoutouts to Jaida Jones (another famous fanfic writer turned published author, who actually did write a novel I really liked, Havemercy) and Holly Black. Regarding the Mary Sue issue, though, can we please get rid of all these fantasy heroines who never seem to realize they're beautiful until their romantic interest tells them? Cliche much and annoying much? Please, you're telling me a 16 year old girl somehow never realized her own level of attractiveness. Really, now.

    Unsurprisingly, the "Mortal Instruments" series has been a big hit and might be being made into a film. Lots of people are saying it's the next Harry Potter. In my opinion, it's more like a Harry Potter rehash, but given how much HP has sold, if Cassandra Clare can take even 5% of the market share, that would be a pretty big success. Would I recommend it to others? Hmmm. I think as an avid reader of YA novels, I have far better series to recommend to my friends. You could definitely do worse, but you could also definitely do better.

    bloodredrosez wrote this review Friday, November 12, 2010. ( reply | permalink )
  • Hello Kitty Must Die
    • Rated 1 stars

    Pretty much the worst book I've read in the last five years. The description sounded interesting, but I could barely even finish this.

    bloodredrosez wrote this review Sunday, September 12, 2010. ( reply | permalink )