“Lace would be far shorter if the author was not obsessed with the description of intricate details of posh garments and opulent décor, trying to illustrate every visual detail like some autistic Dickens. Some of the narration sounds like a department store cosmetics dragon on a microphone. This sort of fluff really excited housewives of the 1980s bolstering the sex and drama (the true meat of the novel) into a power woman holy book.
Perhaps, it seems odd that I would read Lace. But it is something I always wanted to read since watching and enjoying the TV mini series when I was 8 years old. When the phrase “Watch with Mother” was coined they surely didn’t imagine me watching a TV mini series adapted from a book which is infamous for the scene where a Prince sticks a live goldfish up a ladies pudendose. Phoebe Cates as Lili was one of my primary sexual awakenings, absolutely stunning, she was up there with Snow White. But I had no chance, what would Phoebe Cates have wanted with an 8 year old with a temper problem? Therefore, such a landmark should be explored now that I don’t find a 600 page book so terrifying. Next thing, I need to get the mini series second-hand on video, reading the book has kind of jigged some memories of the series that I need to clear the fog from.
I remember liking the character Pagan, and I like her in the book too, especially where she is heartbroken and spends three years drunk, very dramatic. But, she had a toughness about her that is appealing to young boys in an empathetic way.
Some of the sexy parts of the book just made me laugh out loud. They are very much like: He held her roughly in his strong arms and she felt his mounting excitement against her hip. Haha! There were also a few points where time speeds up out of what seems impatient writing. There are about 10 pages on Kate’s first pregnancy then she has three miscarriages in a row on an eleventh page. Such things are easy targets for parody, it begs to be done, if it hasn’t already.
It was good to read something different from my usual tastes. Interesting also to know that such muck was such a bestseller. It makes me wonder whether Bridget Jones Diary is, on the sly, a load of filth… but it doesn’t make me wonder enough to make me read that too.
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Bimbo wrote this review Thursday, December 6, 2007.
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