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"Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing"- optumiss prime
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(u(u(u(u(u(uu)u)u)u) u)u)u) The army watches you.......
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (A little late)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Really)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive or operate machinery after taking this
medication." (Here that kids.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to what? underground use?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (hm, the other use)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Well what else are you gonna do with them?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And I'm taking this because)
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