Hello, people on shelfari! As some of you already know, I'm Jenna. And most of you know that I absolotley love seals! I use to have a hamster named Muffin!!!!! I like to draw, and I'm a obsessive laugher!!!!!!!
If you could read that put it in your profile.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
in the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. .
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IF YOU HATE STERIO TYPES READ AND POST THIS!!
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a weird,
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be liking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'M NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be niave.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
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There was
a girl who hated herself because she was blind. She
hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always
there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see
the world, I will marry you.
One day,
someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages
came off, she was able to see everything, including her
boyfriend.
He asked
her,'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The
girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The
sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected
that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life
led her to refuse to marry him.
Her
boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her
saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before
they were yours, they were mine.'
Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who
was always by their side in the most painful situations.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "we screwed up again"
When life hands you lemons, make grapefruit juice. then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it!
98% of teenage girls would cry if they found out Joe Jonas was about to jump off a building, post this on your profile if you're part of the 2% who would be sitting at the bottom with a bag of popcorn chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!
I love those sorts of things, so if find any new ones, please post them on my notes page and I will copy and paste them in!
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