Pseudonymous Bosch is an avid fan of chocolate. Especially the rich and creamy kind. And he's an author, of course.
'But is that all?' People ask, people who clamor for secrets, answers, and secret answers.
Of course that's not all! Pseudonymous Bosch is not a shallow, dilly-dallying nonesuch! He has a life besides chocolate and writing.
It's just that nobody really knows what it is.