Books
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Bibliography

  1. (2003)

    Joey Green's Gardening Magic: More Than 1,120 Ingenious

  2. (2001)

    Clean It! Fix It! Eat It!: Easy Ways to Solve Everyday Problems with Brand-Name Products You've Already Got Around the House

  3. (2001)

    Joey Green's Magic Brands: Brand New Uses for Brand Name Products

  4. (2000)

    Clean Your Clothes with Cheez Whiz: And Hundreds of Offbeat Uses for Dozens More Brand-Name Products

  5. (1998)

    The Warning Label Book: Warning: Reading This Book May Cause Spontaneous, Uncontrollable Laughter.

See complete bibliography (46)

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  • Legal name: Joey Green
  • Birthdate: 1958 (age 54)
  • Birthplace: Miami, Florida, United States of America
  • Nationality: America
  • Gender: Male
  • Official Website: http://www.wackyuses.com
  • Genres: Humor

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Joey Green (1958-) is an American author. He has come up with a "wacky use" for just about every brand name product imaginable. He haswritten over forty books on this and other subjects and has been a guest on Good Morning America, The View, The Tonight Show. He is a former contributing editor to National Lampoon and a former advertising copywriter at J. Walter Thompson. He has also written commercials for Burger King and Disney World, and won a Clio award for an Eastman Kodak print ad.<citation needed>

He was born on May 26, 1958 in Miami.<1> He graduated with a BFA from Cornell University in 1980, where he founded the humor publication, The Cornell Lunatic, was political cartoonist for The Cornell Daily Sun,<2> and was a member of the Quill and Dagger society.<3>


Books
Hellbent on Insanity
The Unofficial Gilligan's Island Handbook
The Get Smart Handbook
The Partridge Family Album
Polish Your Furniture with Panty Hose
Hi Bob!
Selling Out: If Famous Authors Wrote Advertising
Paint Your House with Powdered Milk
Wash Your Hair with Whipped Cream
The Bubble Wrap Book
Joey Green's Encyclopedia of Offbeat Uses for Brand-Name Products
The Zen of Oz: Ten Spiritual Lessons from Over the Rainbow
The Warning Label Book
Monica Speaks
The Official Slinky Book
You Know You've Reached Middle Age If...
The Mad Scientist Handbook
Clean Your Clothes with Cheez Whiz
The Road to Success Is Paved with Failure
Clean It! FIx It! Eat It!
Joey Green's Magic Brands
The Mad Scientist Handbook 2
Senior Moments
Jesus and Moses: The Parallel Sayings
Joey Green's Amazing Kitchen Cures
Jesus and Muhammad: The Parallel Sayings
Joey Green's Gardening Magic
How They Met
Joey Green's Incredible Country Store
Potato Radio, Dizzy Dice
Joey Green's Supermarket Spa
Weird Christmas
Contrary to Popular Belief
Marx & Lennon: the Parallel Sayings
Joey Green's Rainy Day Magic
The Jolly President: Or Letters George W. Bush Never Read
Champagne and Caviar Again?
Joey Green's Mealtime Magic
The Bathroom Professor: Philosophy on the Go
Famous Failures
Lunacy: The Best of the Cornell Lunatic
Joey Green's Fix-It Magic

TV Appearances
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
The Rosie O'Donnell Show
The View
The Wayne Brady Show
Good Morning America
The Other Half
Extra!
Dateline NBC
The Martin Short Show
Donny & Marie
Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Smart Solutions
Today
CNN Morning News
CBS Early Show
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