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I Have One Question For You---Who Lives In A PineApple Under The Sea (Answer Before Scrolling Down)(Answer At Bottom Of Page)
96% of teenage girls would sob if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building. Post this on your profile if you're the 4% who'd be at the bottom, eating popcorn and chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!"
"Oh, are you a prefect Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea." "Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once..." "Or twice-" "A minute-" "All summer-" “Shut up!”
"You haven't got a letter on yours", George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."
“So light a fire!" Harry choked. "Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" Hermione cried, wringing her hands. "HAVE YOU GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed. "ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!
Percy, however, held out his hand solemnly as though he and Harry had never met and said, “Harry. How nice to see you.” “Hello, Percy,” said Harry, trying not to laugh. “I hope you’re well?” said Percy pompously, shaking hands. It was rather like being introduced to the mayor. “Very well, thanks—” "Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy—" "Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing." Percy scowled. "That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley. "Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seized her hand too. "How really corking to see you—"
“Right, you’ve got a crooked sort of cross…” He consulted Unfogging the Future. “That means you’re going to have ‘trials and suffering’—sorry about that—but there’s a thing that could be a sun… hang on… that means ‘great happiness’… so you’re going to suffer but be very happy….” “You need you’re Inner Eye tested, if you ask me,” said Harry...
"Well...when we were in our first year, Harry,young, carefree, and innocent-" Harry snorted. He doubted whether Fred and George had ever been innocent. “—well more innocent then we are now—”
"In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (A little late)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Really)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Here that kids.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to what? underground use?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (hm, the other use)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Well what else are you gonna do with them?)
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[¬.¬] - Dude, you're an owl.
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[O.O] – My Mother Lied To Me!
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One Person That I Will Kill You If You Bring Him Up Is: Justin Bieber
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it,copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
♥ Strangers stab you in the front, friends stab you in the back, boys stab you in the heart, and best friends poke each other with straws!! :D ♥
Gσt A Prσblεm...Sσlνε It!
Lσst?...Gεt Fσund!
Think I'm Trippin...Tiε Mч Shσε!
Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn!
Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund!
Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt!
Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr!
Think I'm Uglч...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε!
Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε...Dσn't Lιкє Yσurѕ!
Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε!
65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35% and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile
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