Hey!!!!!!!!
I GIVE LIFE TO INANIMATE OBJECTS... just thought you ought to know...
Hi, I'm Allis. I LOVE THE BEATLES!!! My hobbies include reading, writing, playing music (on the radio and instrument ♪ ♫), being on shelfari (!!!!!!), watching T.V., talking, and ..... and..... ummm.....oh (!!!!!) and i still have the childish need to spend my free time with a box of crayons!!!
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Some Fun Quotes::♦"Never stand between a dog and the hydrant."
♦"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner."
♦"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
♦"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."
♦"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."
♦"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
♦"Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff."
♦Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
♦Caution, Blind Man Driving.
♦I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
♦Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
♦A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
♦All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
♦My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
Famous Last Words○No these windows are ok to lean on.
○Hey what’s that buzzing noise?
○I can pass this guy.
○My brakes are fine.
○"Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."
○What does this button do?
○So, you're a cannibal.
○I wonder where the mother bear is.
○These are the good kind of mushrooms.
○This doesn't taste right.
○Now watch this.
○"How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that?" -- insect
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
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