My name is Alice, I love books, couldn't live without music and have healthy addiction to tic tacs :) My friends are really important to me, love you guys xxx (Put x's in the box if it's true) 1 [x]Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking 2 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking 3 [x] You...
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My name is Alice, I love books, couldn't live without music and have healthy addiction to tic tacs :) My friends are really important to me, love you guys xxx (Put x's in the box if it's true) 1 [x]Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking 2 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking 3 [x] You have run into a glass/screen door 4 [] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle 5 [] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks 6 [] You have run into a wall or tree or stop sign 7 [] It IS possible to lick your elbow 8 [x] You tried to lick your elbow 9 [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm 10 [x] You just sang them trying to figure out if it is true. 11 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen 12 [] You have choked on your own tongue 13 [??] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it. 14 [x] You didn't notice that in the the last question 'the' was written twice 15 [x] You just looked at it 16 [x] you didn't notice in #14 "the" was spelled twice. 17 [] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde 18 []You have accidentally caught something on fire 19 [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes 20 [x] You have caught yourself drooling 21 [x] You've fallen asleep in a class (almost but not quite) 22 [X] Sometimes you just stop thinking 23 [] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about 24 [] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you 25 [x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice' 26 [x] You use your fingers to do simple math (nope, I use a calculator) 27 [x] You have eaten a bug on accident 28 []You are taking this test when you should be doing something important. 29 [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it 30 [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket 31 [x] You sometimes send chain emails because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you know it won't 32 [] You break a lot of things 33 [] Your friends know not to use big words around you 34 [x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused 35 [X] You have fallen out of your chair before 36 [] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall. 37 [x] The words 'umm' and 'like' are used many times a day!! 38 [X] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say 39 [] You have spelled your name wrong 40 [x] You have a laughing fit and go crazy for no reason
93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7% who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy and paste this into your profile
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On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
On a Myer hairdryer:"Do not use while sleeping."(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instruct « less
