Hi! Just a little bit about me. I LOVE reading and writing!! I also play flute and piano, and am learning guitar. My favorite books series' are Maximum Ride, Twilight, Harry Potter, and Warriors, Mortal Instruments, and too many others to list. I love animals! I have two dogs, Sarah and Sophie, three guinea pigs, Chloe, Zoe, and Whooper (dont ask!)fish, Frank, Mike, and Penny, and a siamese kitty named Mozart.
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'Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!'
'I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends'
'Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.'
'People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.'
'An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed...'
'One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject'
'Ever stop to think...and forget to start again?'
'There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...'
'Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.'
'When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back'
'A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."'
'You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thnaks for embracing it.'
'They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.'
'Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry'
'It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird'
'A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking'
'I can resist everything except temptation.'
'Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.'
'Love doesn't make the world go round, Love is what makes the ride worthwhile'
'The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.'
'Come over to the good side, we have the Flock and chocolate'
'Life made sense... until I talked to my friends.'
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
I ran with scissors, and lived!
" What a crazy random happenstance"
Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
] Sunglasses on and point a hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
] See If They Slow Down.
]
] 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise
] Your Voice.
]
] 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask
] If They Want Fries with that.
]
] 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It
] "In."
]
] 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once
] Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
] Switch to Espresso.
]
] 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For
] Smuggling Diamonds"
]
] 7. Finish All Your
sentences with "In Accordance With
] The
] Prophecy."
]
] 8. Don t use any punctuation
]
] 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
]
] 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with
] a serious face.
]
] 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
]
] 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
]
] 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems
] Don't Rhyme.
]
] 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And
] Play tropical Sounds All Day.
]
] 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't
] Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
]
] 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your
] Wrestling Name, "Rock Bottom".
]
] 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Wo
] n!, I Won!"
]
] 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The
] Parking lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're
] Loose!!"
]
] 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The
] Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
Websites:
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