Guy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, and that's why I don't go there anymore
Guy: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.
Guy: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.
Guy: Your face must... more »
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