~MaximumRide/KatnissEverdeen~ ,Flock Leader, Fang's True Love, The Girl On Fire, The #1 MaximumRide and TheHungerGames Fan!

Please wait, loading. . .
██████████]
99%

╔╦╦╦═╦╗╔═╦═╦══╦═╗
║║║║╩╣╚╣═╣║║║║║╩╣ to my profile!! :)
╚══╩═╩═╩═╩═╩╩╩╩═╝

¨°º¤ø„¸ HELLO PEOPLE ø¤º°¨
¸„ø¤º°¨ OF SHELFARI!!! :) ``°º¤ø„¸
¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø

You may know me in groups as Victoria Isabella Bella or my faves Karina And... more »

Please wait, loading. . .
██████████]
99%

╔╦╦╦═╦╗╔═╦═╦══╦═╗
║║║║╩╣╚╣═╣║║║║║╩╣ to my profile!! :)
╚══╩═╩═╩═╩═╩╩╩╩═╝

¨°º¤ø„¸ HELLO PEOPLE ø¤º°¨
¸„ø¤º°¨ OF SHELFARI!!! :) ``°º¤ø„¸
¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø

You may know me in groups as Victoria Isabella Bella or my faves Karina And Mai


I Have One Question For You

Who Lives In A PineApple Under The Sea

(Answer Before Scrolling Down)(Answer At Bottom Of Page)


,___,
[O.o] - Moo, I'm a pig.
/)__)
-"--"-
,___,
[¬.¬] - Dude, you're an owl.
/)__)
-"--"-
,___,
[O.o] – Mother Lied To Me
/)__)
-"--"-


I REPEAT MYSELF A LOT AND IF I COPIED YOUR PROFILE ITS BEAUCSE ITS COOL NOT BECAUSE I JUST WANT TO

♥♥PeRcY jAcKsOn♥♥

My Faves:
Songs:Live Like Were Dying
Books: Percy Jackson And The Olympians Series
Color:Blue And Silver
Couple:Percy Jackson And Annabeth Chase
TV Show:Sonny With A Chance
Names:Karina, Raquel, Desiree, Luke, Percy, Annabeth
Actor:Logan Lerman
Actress:Alexandra Daddadrio

My Info:
Name:Isabella
Real Life Friends: ~Brookie the Cookie~
Jessica V
(Barron); Nicos friend; The New Percy Jackson Character
TIM TEBOW
Sierra C


One Person That I Will Kill You If You Bring Him Up Is: Justin Bieber

One question.One chance. One honest answer. Thats all you get.
You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question- anything-
no matter how crazy, dirty, or wrong it is.No catch. But I dare you to
repost this to YOUR profile.And see what people ask you.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it,
copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another
person or not copy this into your profile. « less

_____________$$_$_____________
_____$$$$$_______$____$$______
___$$$$$$$$$_____$__$__$$_____
__$$$$$$$$$$$$___$_$__________
__$$$______$$$$__$_____$$$$$__
_$$$_________$$_$__$$$$$$$$$$_
_$$$_________$$__$$$$$$$$$$$$_
_$$$_________$$$$$$______$$$$_
__$$_________$$$_________$$$__
__$$________$$$__________$$$__
___$$______$$$__________$$$___
____$$$___$$$________$$$$$____
__$$$$$$_$__$$_$$$$$$$$_______
_$$$____$___$___$$____________
$$$$$_$$____$____$$___________
__$$$$$____$$$_$$$____________
____________$$$$$_____________
______________$$______________


Here's something weird:
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

--If you could read that put it in your profile.

......................................Girls
............................are like apples
.....................on trees. The best ones
....................are at the top of the tree.
..............The bad boys don't want to reach
..............for the good ones because they
.............are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
.........Instead, they just get the rotten apples
...........from the ground that aren't as good, but
.........easy to get. So the apples at the top think
..........something is wrong with them, when in
..............reality, they're amazing. They just have
.............to wait for the right boy to come
......................along, the one who's
.......................brave enough to
............................climb all
.............................the
.............................way
.............................to
............................the
............................top
...........................of
..........................the
.........................tree

_______________________________________________________________________

93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called
them a freak. If you're a part of the 7% who would ask the person,
"What was your first clue?” copy and paste this into your profile


[1] I need to tell you a secret LOOK AT 5
[2] The answer is LOOK AT 11
[3] Dont get mad LOOK AT 15
[4] Calm down don’t be mad LOOK AT 13
[5] First LOOK AT 2
[6] Dont be that angry LOOK AT 12
[7] I’m bored.
[8] What I wanted to tell you is…THE ANSWER IS ON 14
[9] Be patient LOOK AT 4
[10] This is the last time I’m going to do this LOOK AT 7
[11] I hope you’re not mad when I say this LOOK AT6
[12] Sorry LOOK AT 8
[13] Don’t be getting a hype LOOK AT 10
[14] I dont know how to say this LOOK AT 3
[15] You must be realllllly mad LOOK AT NUMBER9
*******************************************************************
(\ (\ (\ (\(\(\/)/) /) /) /) /) /)
(-.(-.(-(-.(-.(-.-).-).-).-).-).-).-)
(u(u(u(u(u(uu)u)u)u) u)u)u) The army watches you.......

***********************************************************
╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your page
║╚╣║║╚╗ if you love to laugh!!!! :)
╚═╩═╩═╝
*****************************************
╔══╗♫
║██║
║(o)║♥♫Music is Life♫
╚══╝

______________###_________________
____________###_##_______________
__________###____##______________
________###____###_#_____________
______###____###___##___________
____###____###______##__________
__###____###_________##_________
_##____###____________##________
##____###______________##______
_##_###_________________##_______
__###____________________##_______
___##________i love_________##______
____##______to listen_______###_____
_____##_______to music___#####____
______##______dont_____#######__
_______##_____you?___#########__
________##__________#########___
_________##_________#########___
_________###_______#########____
_______######______#######_____
_____########_______#####______
____#########___________________
___##########___________________
__##########____________________
__#########_____________________
___#######_______________________
____#####________________________


|...........| Put this on your
|...........| page if you have
|.......O..| ever pulled a
|...........| door that said push!
|...........|

_______.๑۩۞۩๑
________...▓█
________...▓█
________...▓█
________...▓█ Look at Percy's sword
_.๑۩۞۩๑๑۩۞۩๑๑۩۞۩๑
_.\\\\\\\\シー・ツー////////
________๑۩۞۩๑
________.║\▼/║
________.║\▼/║
________.║\▼/║
________.║\▼/║
________.║\▼/║
________.║\▼/║
________.║\▼/║
________.║\▼/║
________.║\▼/║
________.║\▼/║
________.║\▼/║
________.║\▼/║
________.║\▼/║
________.║\▼/║
________..\\▼//________....
________...\▼/
________....▼


♥ Strangers stab you in the front, friends stab you in the back, boys stab you in the heart, and best friends poke each other with straws!! :D ♥



Gσt A Prσblεm...Sσlνε It!
Lσst?...Gεt Fσund!
Think I'm Trippin...Tiε Mч Shσε!
Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn!
Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund!
Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt!
Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr!
Think I'm Uglч...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε!
Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε...Dσn't Lιкє Yσurѕ!
Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε!



Spell your name and see what it means:
A: hot B: loves people C: good kisser D: makes people laugh E: Has gorgeous eyes F: really wild and crazy, adore you G: very outgoing H:easy to fall in love with I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: really silly L: smile to die for M: makes dating fun N: loving and caring O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: hyperactive R: good boyfriend or girlfriend S: cute T: very good kisser U: textaholic V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: is loved by everyone Z: can be sweet and funny at times

I-loves to laugh and smile
S-cute
A-hot
B-loves people
E-has gorgeous eyes
L-smile to die for
L-smile to die for
A-hot

For Boyfriends:

• When she walks away from you mad: Follow her
• When she pushes you or hits you: Grab her and don't let go
• When she start’s cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her
• When she pull’s away: Pull her back
• When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful
• When you see her start crying: Just hold her and don't say a word.

Quotes
"You may say im a dreamer, but I'm not the only one" ~John Lennon

"Sometimes the hardest thing in the right thing are the same" ~The Fray

"Time to make one last appeal for the life I lead"~One Rebublic

"Nobody wants to do it on their own. Everyone wants to know their not alone"~Nickleback

"Baby I'm going to New york concrete jungle what dreams are made of, there's nothing you can't do"~Jay-Z

"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."~Dumbledore

A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. ~Elbert Einsten

Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. For even the very wise cannot see all ends~Gandalf

"It takes years to build a good reputation, and only seconds to destroy it."~Will Schuster


"He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatcailly.
“Green grass breaks through snow.
Artemis pleads for my help.
I am so cool.”
He grinned at us, waiting for applause.
"That last line was four syllables.” Artemis said.
Apollo frowned. “Was it?”
“Yes. What about I am so bigheaded?”
“No, no, that’s six syllable, hhhm.” He started muttering to himself.
Zoe Nightshade turned to us. “Lord Apollo has been going through this haiku phase ever since he visited Japan. Tis not as bad as the time he visited Limerick. If I’d had to hear one more poem that started with, There once was a godess from Sparta-“
“I’ve got it!” Apollo announced. “I am so awesome. That’s five syllables!” he bowed, looking very pleased with himself."

"Annabeth: "Hey, Seaweed Brain."
Percy: "Will you stop calling me that?"
Annabeth: "You know you love it.""

""Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."
Maybe it was the fact that we were so tired and strung out emotionally, but I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at us.
"I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said. "And I want to buy a dam T-shirt."

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (A little late)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Really)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive or operate machinery after taking this
medication." (Here that kids.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to what? underground use?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (hm, the other use)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Well what else are you gonna do with them?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And I'm taking this because)


Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

*~ROBERT PATERSON IS A STALKER*~
*~PERCY JACKSON IS A HERO*~
*~KRISTEN STEWART IS HELPLESS*~
~*ANNABETH CHASE CAN BREAK YOUR ARM IF SHE WANTS TO!*~
~*POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOVE PERCY JACKSON AND HATE THE TWILIGHT CAST!*~

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship.
There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Percabeth.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth 1 billion words.
When taking the SAT, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of Percabeth.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth fan.
As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth."
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth.
All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.
There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth.... Just kidding, Percabeth is first.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Percabeth shippers.
Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires.
The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth fan.
Most people know that Descartes said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...a Percabeth fan."
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth … dies.
People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Percabeth.
The active ingredient in Red Bull is Percabeth juice.
Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.
80% of girls would sob if Justin Beiber was about to jump of a building. Post this onto your profile if your part of the 2% who'd be at the bottom eating popcorn and chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" or "DO A FLIP!!"
♥ Strangers stab you in the front, friends stab you in the back, boys stab you in the heart, and best friends poke each other with straws!! :D ♥
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shirt and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd home that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella when it's raining.
BEST FRIENDS: Will take yours and yell "RUN GIRL RUN!!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!!



тнє αlρнαвєт sтαrтs ωɪтн α в c
ηυмвєrs sтαrт ωɪтн 1 2 3
мυsɪc sтαrтs ωɪтн do rє мє
αηd lovє sтαrтs ωɪтн yoυ αηd мє
☆♥♫☆♥♫☆♥♫☆♥♫☆♥♫

http://www.percyquest.com/avatars.php this is a cool websote for percy jacksonprofile pictures!

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words
Ironic......

Panophobia- Fear of everything
Those people are total downers

Levophobia- Fear of objects to the left side of the body
Really?Really?

Chromatophobia- Fear of colors
Purple! AHHH!!!!!

Geliophobia- Fear of laughter
They hate comedians

Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom
They don't get out much


******CAUTION...THIS IS VERY LONG*****



☆┌─┐ 　─┐☆
　│▒│ /▒/
　│▒│/▒/
　│▒ /▒/─┬─┐
　│▒│▒|▒│▒│
┌┴─┴─┐-┘─┘ ●●PeAcE,lOvE,hArmOnY ●●
│▒┌──┘▒▒▒│
└┐▒▒▒▒▒▒┌┘
　└┐▒▒▒▒┌


|...........| Put this on your
|...........| page if you have
|........0.| ever pulled a
|...........| door that said push!
|...........l

(\__/) This is bunny. Copy and paste
(+'.'+) bunny onto your page to help
(")_(") him gain world domination!

╔══╗♫
║██║
║(o)║♥♫Music is Life♫
╚══╝



☻/
/▌
/ \
☻/
/▌
/ \
☻/
/▌
/ \
☻/
/▌
/ \

╔═╗
║═╬╦╦═╦═╦═╦══╦═╦═╗
╠═║║║╬║╩╣╔╣║║║╬║║║
╚═╩═╣╔╩═╩╝╚╩╩╩╩╩╩╝
════╚╝════════════

(\ (\ (\ (\(\(\/)/) /) /) /) /) /)
(-.(-.(-(-.(-.(-.-).-).-).-).-).-).-)
(u(u(u(u(u(uu)u)u)u) u)u)u) LOL! THEY WILL TAKE OVER!!!!

I'll love you foreve. I would put the "r" at the end, but then that'd be the end of forever."
░▄▀░░░░░░░░░▀▄░
▄▀░░░█░░░█░░░▀▄
█░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
█░█▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄█░█
░█░░░░░░░░░░░█░Put this on your profile if u feel happy!
░░▀▄▄░░░░░▄▄▀░░
░░░░░▀▀▀▀▀░░░░░



•silence is golden, duct tape is silver
•even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas
•when life gives you lemons, you squirt them in your enemies eyes
•I didn't hit you I simply high fived your face


(\_/)
(o.O)
(___) -This is Mr. Bunny. Copy and paste
Mr. Bunny onto your page to help
him gain world domination.
(\_/)
(o.o) RANDOM BUNNY!
(")_(")
I LIKE REPEATING MYSELF! I LIKE REPEATING MYSELF! I LIKE REPEATING MYSELF! I LIKE REPEATING MYSELF! I LIKE REPEATING MYSELF! I LIKE REPEATING MYSELF! I LIKE REPEATING MYSELF! I LIKE REPEATIN

97% of teenage girls would sob if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building. 1% would be at the bottom, eating popcorn and chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!"
1% would be tugging hannah montanna along up the stairs, then pushing them both off the building,then would start laughing maniacly. Post this on your profile if your the other 1% sitting on the couch recording this and laughing!!!!!

• In love?
I ran up the door,
Shut the stairs,
Put on my prayers,
Said my pajamas,
Shut off the bed,
Jumped into the light,
All because you
kissed me
GOODNIGHT!
here is a story for those who hate racisim.

A white man once said : " no colored people allowed. " a black man turned around and said : " exuse me sir ...... I was born BLACK. when I grew up I was BLACK. when I am sick I am BLACK. when I go in the sun I am BLACK. when I am cold I am BLACK. when i die i will be BLACK. " "when you were born you were PINK. when you grew up you were WHITE.when you are sick you are GREEN.when you go in the sun you turn RED. when you are cold you turn BLUE. when you die you will be PURPLE. and you have the nerve to call ME colored ? " the black man sat back down and the white man walked away........
STUPID THINGS TO DO

1.PULL ON A PUSH DOOR
2.TALK BACKWARDS
3.SAY YOUR GOING TO MOW THE CAT AND FEED THE LAWN.
4.SAY RANDOM THINGS.
5.WHEN YOU HEAR YOUR NAME SAY "DUMM DUMM DUMM."
6.GO TO AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT AND ASK FOR SUSHI.
7.TRY TO SPEAK JAPANESE TO A SPANISH PERSON.
8.TRY TO PAY WITH A CREDIT CARD AT MC DONALDS FOR A 1 DOLLAR THING.
9.ASK YOURSELF A QUESTION AND THEN ANSWER IT.
10.RUN AROUND WITH YOUR EYES WIDE OPEN YELLING "IM A TREE STUMP!!"
11.GET MONEY OUT OF AN ATM MACHINE AND YELL "I WON THE LOTTERY!!"
12. ASK FOR DIRECTIONS TO A PLACE YOURE ALREADY AT.
13. TRY TO ORDER PIZZA FROM MC DONALDS
14. GET HIT BY A PARKED CAR.
15. TRY TO WATCH SATURDAY CARTOONS ON A THURSDAY.
16. TRY TO SELL YOUR MONEY.
17. TRY TO PLAY THE ALPHABET ON THE PIANO
18. GET INTO A FIGHT WITH YOURSELF AND LOSE.
19. TRY TO GO SWIMMING WITHOUT GETTING WET.
20. ASK FOR DIET WATER AT A RESTRAINT`

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
`

some things i don't get about people:
1) when people say something is "new and improved!" if it's new, then it's never been made b4,
but if it's inproved, there's been something better than it before.
2) how people can get off their butts to search around for the TV remote, and don't just go over to the TV and change
it manualy.
3) when you're at a movie, and someone says "did you see that?" i didn't just pay 10$ to look at the floor.
4) when people call other people fat. i just want to say to them, " they may be fat, but your ugly, and they can lose weight."
5) when people say, "oh, you just want to have your cake, and eat it too." Dang right! what good is cake if you can't eat it?
6)when people say, "it's always the last place you look" of course it is. why would you keep looking if you found it already?
7) when people say, " can i ask you a question?" didn't really give me a choice did you sunshine?
8)when people say, " life is short" what the heck? life is the longest dang thing anyone does?
9)when your waiting for the bus, and someone asks," has the bus came yet?" if the bus had came, would i be standing here? NO.
10) when you're watching tv and the title comes up and some one says "watcha watchin'?"

this would be fun to play with a doctor ---------------------------------------------------------------------------Some Stuipid Fears below
'Tell me the first thing that come to your mind' Doctor
'OK' Yourself
'The letter P' Doctor
'Percy Jackson' Yourself
'Percy Jackson?' Doctor
'Awsome or Hero' Yourself
'Hero' Doctor
'Umm . . . Percy and Annabeth' Yourself
'Annabeth?' Doctor
'Cool or um . . . Me!!!' Yourself
The doctor finally stops, throws up his/her hand, and screams "WHY DO I HAVE THIS JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
While u are just sitting there smiling
'Why are you smiling?' Doctor
'Because I am daughter of the great god Dionysus, who can drive people nuts' Yourself
Stuipid Fears
Ablutophobia - The fear of taking showers
Anablephobia - The fear of looking up
Anglophobia - The fear of england (hehehe i like this one)
Aulophobia - The fear of flutes
Basophobia - The fear of walking
Cinophobia - The fear of going to bed
Geliophobia - The fear of laughter
Linonophobia - The fearof string (but string is fun!)
Omphalophobia - The fear of belly buttons (i wonder about this one...)
Scriptophobia - The fear of writing in public
Sinistrophobia - The fear of left-handed people (like me!)
Trichopathophobia - The fear of hair
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words
Panophobia- Fear of everything
Levophobia- Fear of objects to the left side of the body
Chromatophobia- Fear of colors
Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down
Geliophobia- Fear of laughter
Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom
Turophobia- Fear of cheese


This is one of my fav. qoutes:
"I don't know what my mom will do. I just know I'll fight next to you."
"Why?"
"Because you're my friend Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid question?"
- Annabeth Chase and Percy Jackson


82 FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELIVATOR
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dang it, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
51. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
52. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
53. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
54. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
55. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.
56. Make chalk drawings on the walls.
57. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dang it!"
58. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
59. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
60. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.
61. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
62. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
63. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
64. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
65. MEOW occasionally.
66. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
67. SAY -DING at each floor.
68. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
69. MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
70. STARE, gri nning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
71. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
72. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
73. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
74. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
75. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

76. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
77. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day
been?"
78. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
79. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
80. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
81. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
82. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

I love The Lightning Theif, The Sea of Monsters, The Battle Labyrinth, The Demi God Files, and The Last Olympian! If u wanna know what I am talking about then go to www.percyjacksonbooks.com ! ok?i am really mad i just finished all the books so i don't no what 2 read.i guess i will read his newest books an those come out om may 4 D= !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CAMP HALF-BLOOD IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://web.mac.com/camphalfblood/Camphalf-blood.com/Camp_Home.html) It is soooo good i am rereading it NOW! =D
_______.๑۩۞۩๑
________...▓█
________...▓█
________...▓█
________...▓█ Look at Percy's sword... IT IS CALED RIPTIDE
_.๑۩۞۩๑๑۩۞۩๑๑۩۞۩๑
_.\\\\\\\\シー・ツー ////////
________๑۩۞۩๑
________.║\▼/║
________.║\▼/║
________.║\▼/║
________.║\▼/║
________.║\▼/║
________.║\▼/║
________.║\▼/║
________.║\▼/║
________.║\▼/║
________.║\▼/║
________.║\▼/║
________.║\▼/║
________.║\▼/║
________.║\▼/║
________..\\▼//________....
________...\▼/
________....▼
*~EDWARD CULLEN IS A STALKER*~
*~PERCY JACKSON IS A HERO*~
*~BELLA SWAN IS HELPLESS*~
~*ANNABETH CHASE CAN BREAK YOUR ARM IF SHE WANTS TO!*~
~*POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOVE PERCY JACKSON AND HATE TWILIGHT!*~

If you have a problem with me, you can tell me. Dont spread it around to everyone in our school because you will end up being the jerk.
I only talk to ppl i know wont talk about me behind me back and make my life miserable bc you wont and I dont take the drama.
I hate guys who never get over you when you break up and just try to be mean and pretend they hate you.
its immature.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
7 reasons not to mess with children.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'
The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.
________________________________________
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'
The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'
_____________________________________
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to 'honour' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?'
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'
___________________________________
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?'
Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'
________________________________
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'
______________________________________
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'
'Yes,' the class said.
'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'
A little fellow shouted,
'Cause your feet ain't empty.'
______________________________________
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
'Take only ONE . God is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.copy and paste this cus its funny!!!


random fun:
Spell your first name: Isabella
Spell it backwards: allebsaI
Spell it with your elbow: Ixxcz bdf.,.,zA (??????)
Spell it with your eyes shut: Isabrlla (Yeah Im Smarticle)
NOW =D
Spell it with your Nose:*Isabella (the * adds A Nice Flair)
Spell it with your chin: KIzsazvb edlklza (ok im confused)
Spell it with your forehead: *b43 90 (?????????????)
*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥* •.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸
.*. . . . . . . ** *
. . . . . . .. . . . . .*** . . * . . *****
. . . . . . . . . . . . .** . . **. . . . .*
. . . . . . . . . . . . ***.*. . *. . . . .*
. . . . . . . . . . . .****. . . .** . . . ******
. . . . . . . . . . . ***** . . . .**.*. . . . . **
. . . . . . . . . . .*****. . . . . **. . . . . . *.**
. . . . . . . . . .*****. . . . . .*. . . . . . *
. . . . . . . . . .******. . . . .*. . . . . *
. . . . . . . . . .******* . . .*. . . . .*
. . . . . . . . . . .*********. . . . . *
. . . . . . . . . . . .******* . ***
. . *******. . . . . . . . .**
. . .*******. . . . . . . . *
. . . ******. . . . . . . . * *
. . . .***. . *. . . . . . .**
. . . . . . . . .*. . . . . *
. . . . . . .****.*. . . .*
. . . . . *******. .*. .*
. . . . .*******. . . *.
. . . . .*****. . . . *
. . . . .**. . . . . .*
. . . . .*. . . . . . **.*
. . . . . . . . . . . **
. . . . . . . . . . .*
. . . . . . . . . . .*
. . . . . . . . . . .*
. . . . . . . . . . *
. . . . . . . . . . *
. . . . . . . . . . *
. . . . . . . . . . *
. . . . . . . . . . *
(\__/) This is bunny. Copy and paste___(\__/) (\__/)
(+'.'+) bunny onto your page to help__(+'.'+) (+'.'+) (^^)
(")_(") him gain world domination_____(")_(") (")_(") (o.O)
___________________________________________(___) -Mr. Bunny

•◘○♦♦♣♠☺☻♥
*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥* •.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸
-RAWR!!! ( that means I ♥ U in dinosaur) 我爱你 (that means I ♥ U in mandarin) 愛している (that means I ♥ U in Japanese) Ngo Oi Nai (I ♥ U in Cantonese) Te amo (that means I ♥ U in Spanish) Jaime tu (That means I ♥ U in French) bahebak (that means I ♥ U in Arabic) Ich Liebe dich (that means I ♥ U in German) Anee Ohevet Atah (that means I ♥ U in Hebrew) σε αγαπώ or σ' αγαπώ (that means I ♥ U in Greek) ??? (that means i have no idea why i wrote I ♥ U in a ton of languages including dinosaur lol)
•◘○♦♦♣♠☺☻♥
*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥* •.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸
Hello! -¡Hola!
Welcome! - ¡Bienvenidos!
Congratulations! - ¡Felicitaciones!
Waddle on! - ¡A pingüinear!
You're cool! -¡Eres genial!
•◘○♦♦♣♠☺☻♥
*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥* •.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸
_____________###_________________
___________###_##________________
__________###____##______________
________###____###_#_____________
______###____###___##____________
____###____###______##___________
__###____###_________##__________
_##____###____________##_________
##____###____ _________##________
_##_###________________##________
__###___________________##_______
___##________i love________##_______
____##______to listen_______###______
_____##_______to music___#####_____
______##______don't____#######___
_______##_____you? ___########___
________##__________#########___
_________##_________#########___
_________###_______#########____
_______######______#######_____
_____########_______#####______
____#########___________________
___##########___________________
__##########____________________
__#########_____________________
___#######_______________________
____#####________________________
____________________________________
^ i found this on somebody's profile, i thought it was awesome, copy and paste !!!
*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥* •.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸
+88_______________________________
_+880_____________________________
_++88_____________________________
_++88_____________________________
__+880_________________________++_
__+888________________________+88_
__++880______________________+88__
__++888_____+++88__________+++8__
__++8888__+++8880++88____+++88___
__+++8888+++8880++8888__++888____
___++888++8888+++888888++888_____
___++88++8888++8888888++888______
___++++++888888888888888888______
____++++++88888888888888888______
____++++++++000888888888888______
_____+++++++000088888888888______
______+++++++00088888888888______
_______+++++++088888888888_______
_______+++++++088888888888_______
________+++++++8888888888________
________+++++++0088888888________
________++++++0088888888_________
________+++++0008888888__________

^ i found this on somebody's profile, i thought it was awesome, copy and paste rox!!!
*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥* •.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸
.....♥............♥
.....♥................♥
...♥....................♥
..♥......................♥
.♥........................♥... ......♥....♥
♥.........................♥... ♥.............♥
.♥.........................♥.. .................♥
..♥.........................♥. ...............♥
...♥............................................
..............................................♥
.....♥........................ ..........♥
........♥..................... ......♥
...........♥.................. ....♥
...............♥.............. .♥
..................♥..........♥
.....................♥.....♥
......................♥..♥
........................♥
........................♥
.......................♥
........................♥
.....♥............♥
.....♥................♥
...♥....................♥
..♥......................♥
.♥........................♥... ......♥....♥
♥.........................♥... ♥.............♥
.♥.........................♥.. .................♥
..♥.........................♥. ...............♥
...♥............................................
..............................................♥
.....♥........................ ..........♥
........♥..................... ......♥
...........♥.................. ....♥
...............♥.............. .♥
..................♥..........♥
.....................♥.....♥
......................♥..♥
........................♥
........................♥
.......................♥
........................♥
.....♥............♥
.....♥................♥
...♥....................♥
..♥......................♥
.♥........................♥... ......♥....♥
♥.........................♥... ♥.............♥
.♥.........................♥.. .................♥
..♥.........................♥. ...............♥
...♥.............................................
..............................................♥
.....♥........................ ..........♥
........♥..................... ......♥
...........♥.................. ....♥
...............♥.............. .♥
..................♥..........♥
.....................♥.....♥
......................♥..♥
........................♥
........................♥
.......................♥
........................♥
*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥* •.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸
__000000___00000
_00000000_0000000
_0000000000000000
__00000000000000
____00000000000
_______00000
_________0
________*__000000___00000
_______*__00000000_0000000
______*___0000000000000000
______*____00000000000000
_______*_____00000000000
________*_______00000
_________*________0
_000000___00000___*
00000000_0000000___*
0000000000000000____*
_00000000000000_____*
___00000000000_____*
______00000_______*
________0________*
________*__000000___00000
_______*__00000000_0000000
______*___0000000000000000
______*____00000000000000
______*______00000000000
_______*________00000
________*_________0
_________*____________________

*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥* •.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸

•◘○♦♦♣♠☺☻♥
*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥* •.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•

•◘○♦♦♣♠☺☻♥
*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥* •.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸
Here is some randomness about me!:
fave color: BLUE GREEN AND SILVER
fav drink: ANYTHING CAFFINATED
grade: 7TH
fav series: Percy Jackson and The Olympians series
fav smell:Fabreeze
fav movie:The Lightning Thief
fav animal: OWLS AND ELLEPHANTS
fav show:Glee
fav cartoon character:Zuko (From The Last AirBender)
fav actor: LOGAN LERMAN
fav actress:?
things i luv: books,clothes and MUSIC!
things i hate: TOO MANT THINGS TO NAME
fav website: www.Shelfari.com
fav athlete: Trey Hardee (My Cousin)

this concludes my randomness!
•◘○♦♦♣♠☺☻♥
*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥* •.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸
Great Symbols...
✖ ✗ ✘ ♒ ♬ ✄ ✂ ✆ ✉ ✦ ✧ ♱ ♰ ♂ ♀ ☿ ❤ ❥ ❦ ❧ ™ ® © ♡ ♦ ♢ ♔ ♕ ♚ ♛ ★ ☆ ✮ ✯ ☄ ☾ ☽ ☼ ☀ ☁ ☂ ☃ ☻ ☺ ☹ ۞ ۩
εїз ☎ ☏ ¢ ☚ ☛ ☜ ☝ ☞ ☟ ✍ ✌ ☢ ☣ ☠ ☮ ☯ ♠ ♤ ♣ ♧ ♥
♨ ๑ ❀ ✿ ψ ♆ ☪ ☭ ♪ ♩ ♫ ℘ ℑ ℜ ℵ ♏ η α
ʊ ϟ ღ ツ 回 ₪ 卐 ™ © ® ¿ ¡ ½ ⅓ ⅔ ¼ ¾ ⅛ ⅜ ⅝ ⅞ ℅ № ⇨ ❝ ❞ # & ℃
◠ ◡ ╭ ╮ ╯ ╰ ★ ☆
⊙¤ ㊣★☆♀◆◇◣◢◥▲▼△▽⊿◤ ◥▆ ▇ █ █ ■ ▓ 回 □ 〓≡ ╝╚╔ ╗╬ ═ ╓ ╩ ┠ ┨┯ ┷┏┓┗ ┛┳⊥﹃﹄┌ ┐└ ┘∟「」↑↓→←↘↙♀♂┇┅ ﹉﹊﹍﹎╭╮╰ ╯ *^_^* ^*^ ^-^ ^_^ ^︵^ ∵∴‖︱ ︳︴﹏﹋﹌ ♂ ♀ ♥ ♡ ☜ ☞ ☎ ☏ ⊙ ◎ ☺ ☻ ► ◄ ▧ ▨ ♨ ◐ ◑ ↔ ↕ ▪ ▫ ☼ ♦ ▀ ▄ █ ▌ ▐ ░ ▒▬ ♦ ◊ ◦ ☼ ♠ ♣ ▣ ▤ ▥ ▦ ▩ ぃ◘ ◙ ◈ ♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♭ ♪ の ☆ → あ ￡ ❤ ｡◕‿◕｡ ✎ ✟ஐ ≈ ๑۩۩.. ..۩۩๑ ๑۩۞۩๑ ✲ ❈ ➹ ~.~ ◕‿-｡ ☀☂☁【】┱ ┲ ❣ ✚ ✪ ✣ ✤ ✥ ✦ ❉❥ ❦ ❧ ❃ ❂ ❁ ❀ ✄ ☪ ☣ ☢ ☠ ☭ ♈ ➸ ✓ ✔ ✕ ✖ ㊚ ㊛ *.:｡✿*ﾟ‘ﾟ･
⊙¤㊣ ★☆♀◆◇◣◢◥▲▼△▽⊿◤ ◥▆ ▇ █ █ ■ ▓ 回 □ 〓≡ ╝╚╔ ╗╬ ═ ╓ ╩ ┠ ┨┯ ┷┏┓┗ ┛┳⊥﹃﹄┌ ┐└ ┘∟「」↑↓→←↘↙♀♂┇┅ ﹉﹊﹍﹎╭╮╰ ╯ *^_^* ^*^ ^-^ ^_^ ^︵^ ∵∴‖︱ ︳︴﹏﹋﹌ ♂ ♀ ♥ ♡ ☜ ☞ ☎ ☏ ⊙ ◎ ☺ ☻ ► ◄ ▧ ▨ ♨ ◐ ◑ ↔ ↕ ▪ ▫ ☼ ♦ ▀ ▄ █ ▌ ▐ ░ ▒▬ ♦ ◊ ◦ ☼ ♠ ♣ ▣ ▤ ▥ ▦ ▩ ぃ◘ ◙ ◈ ♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♭ ♪ の ☆ → あ ￡ ❤ ｡◕‿◕｡ ✎ ✟ஐ ≈ ๑۩۩.. ..۩۩๑ ๑۩۞۩๑ ✲ ❈ ➹ ~.~ ◕‿-｡ ☀☂☁【】┱ ┲ ❣ ✚ ✪ ✣ ✤ ✥ ✦ ❉❥ ❦ ❧ ❃ ❂ ❁ ❀ ✄ ☪ ☣ ☢ ☠ ☭ ♈ ➸ ✓ ✔ ✕ ✖ ㊚ ㊛ *.:｡✿*ﾟ‘ﾟ･
◊ ♥ ╠ ═ ╝▫ ■ ๑ » « ¶ ஐ © † εïз ♪ ღ ♣ ♠ • ± ° •ิ. • ஐ இ * × ○ ▫ ♂ • ♀ ◊ © ¤ ▲ ↔ ™ ® ☎ εїз ♨ ☏ ☆ ★ ▽ △ ▲ ∵ ∴ ∷ ＃ ♂ ♀ ♥ ♠ ♣ ♧ ♤ ♧ ♡ ♬ ♪ ♭ ♫♪ ﻬ ஐღ ↔ ↕ ↘••● ¤ ╬ ﹌ ▽ ☜♥☞
♬ ✞ ♥ ♕ ☯ ☭ ☠ ☃ 유 ♥ 웃
α в c ∂ ε f g н ι נ к ℓ м η σ ρ q я s т υ v ω x y z άв ς đ έ f ģ ħ ί ј ķ Ļ м ή ό ρ q ŕ ş ţ ù ν ώ x ч ž Å Á Ä Ã å á ä ã æ ß b c © Ð d é ê f ƒ g h ï î j k £ m Ñ ñ η ô õ ø
Þ þ p q ® § š t ú û µ v w x ý ÿ z ž ¿ ¶ $ € ¤¨¨¤ ¤¨¨¤
(¨`v´¨) (¨`v´¨)
isнιηε
»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-» •:*:• •:*:•
¯`°¤.¸.¤ ¯`°¤.¸.¤ ¸¸.•*´¯`v´¯`*•.¸¸ ¸¸.•*´¯`v´¯`*•.¸¸
(¯`•._) (¯`•._) •´`•.¸.» •´`•.¸.»
¸¸.•´°¤ ¸¸.•´°¤ »--» »--»
() () ¤´¯`-´¯`¤ ¤´¯`-´¯`¤
°o.O °o.O .•´¸.•´¨¤ .•´¸.•´¨¤
-»¦«- -»¦«
☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○◙♂♀♪♫☼►◄↕‼¶§▬↨↑↓→←∟↔▲▼ !"#$%♣c÷\à☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○◙♂♀♪♫☼►◄↕‼¶§▬↨↑↓→←∟↔▲▼ !"#$%♣c÷\à
◕‿◕
❤ ツ ♥ ☺ ☻ ♦ ♣ ♠ • ◘ ○ ◙ ♀ ♂ ♪ ♫ ☼ ► ◄ ↕ ‼ ¶ § ▬ ↨ ☆ ℓ εïз ☠♫✈☹☺☻∞♥♣©®☎☑☞▲
▼׬»¤¸„ø¤º☮☆●♫★♥☆♪¤«¬☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○♂
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
♪♫✈☺†∞♥♣©® ☎ ☑☞
$%^&@!$%*()[]{}
♪♥♫◦°°◦°°◦♫♥♪?
.(....\............../....)
. \....\........... /..../
...\....\........../..../
....\..../´¯.I.¯`\./
..../... I....I..(¯¯¯`\
...I.....I....I...¯¯.\...\
...I.....I´¯.I´¯.I..\...)
...\.....` ¯..¯ ´.......'
....\_________.•´
(¯`v´¯)
.`•.¸.•´ ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•*¨)
(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨ `*~*~*☜ ☞ ☎ ☏ ⊙ ◎ ☺ ☻ ► ◄ ▧ ▨ ♨ ◐ ◑ ↔ ↕ ▪ ▫ ☼ ♦ ▀ ▄ █ ▌ ▐ ░ ▒▬ ♦ ◊ ◦ ☼ ♠ ♣ ▣ ▤ ▥ ▦ ▩ ぃ◘ ◙ ◈ ♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♭ ♪ の ☆ → あ ￡ ❤ ｡◕‿◕｡ ✎ ✟ஐ ≈ ๑۩۩.. ..۩۩๑ ๑۩۞۩๑ ✲ ❈ ➹ ~.~ ◕‿-｡ ☀☂☁【】┱ ┲ ❣ ✚ ✪ ✣ ✤ ✥ ✦ ❉❥ ❦ ❧ ❃ ❂ ❁ ❀ ✄ ☪ ☣ ☢ ☠ ☭ ♈ ➸ ✓ ✔ ✕ ✖ ㊚ ㊛ *.:｡✿*ﾟ‘ﾟ･
⊙¤㊣ ★☆♀◆◇◣◢◥▲▼△▽⊿◤ ◥▆ ▇ █ █ ■ ▓ 回 □ 〓≡ ╝╚╔ ╗╬ ═ ╓ ╩ ┠ ┨┯ ┷┏┓┗ ┛┳⊥﹃﹄┌ ┐└ ┘∟「」↑↓→←↘↙♀♂┇┅☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
★ ☆★ ☆★ ☆★ ☆★ ☆★ ☆
✖ ✗ ✘ ♒ ♬ ✄ ✂ ✆ ✉ ✦ ✧ ♱ ♰ ♂ ♀ ☿ ❤ ❥ ❦ ❧ ™ ® © ♡ ♦ ♢ ♔ ♕ ♚ ♛ ★ ☆ ✮ ✯ ☄ ☾ ☽ ☼ ☀ ☁ ☂ ☃ ☻ ☺ ☹ ۞ ۩
(¯`v´¯)
.`•.¸.•´ ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•*¨)
(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨ `*~*~*
.(....\............../....)
. \....\........... /..../
...\....\........../..../
....\..../´¯.I.¯`\./
..../... I....I..(¯¯¯`\
...I.....I....I...¯¯.\...\
...I.....I´¯.I´¯.I..\...)
...\.....` ¯..¯ ´.......'
....\_________.•´
♥☻☺♦♣♠•
()__()
(='.'=)
(")_(")
()__()
(='.'=)
(")_(")
Ⓐ ⓐ ɐ α ⓑ β в c ⊂ Ⓒ ⓒ ɔ ∂ ⓓ Ⓓ ε ə ∃ Ⓔ ⓔ f Ⓕ ⓕ g ⓖ н ⓗ ι ⓘ נ к Ⓚ ℓ м η σ ρ q я s т υ v ω x y z άв ς đ έ f ģ ħ и ί ⓘј ķ Ļ м Σ Ⓜ Ⓝ ⓝ ή ∩ ό Ⓞ ⓞ Ⓟ ⓟ ρ qⓆ ⓠⓇ ŕ ş Ⓢ ⓢ Ⓣ ⓣţ ù Ⓤ ⓤ Ⓥ ⓥν ώ x ч ž Å Á ∀Ä Ã å á ä ã æ ß β bⒷⓑ c℃©¢ Ð d é ê Ξ f ƒɟ g Ⓖ h Ⓗ ɥ ï î Ⓘ j Ⓙ ⓙ k ⓚ £ Ⓛ ⓛĻ ℓ m ⓜ ♏ ɯ Ñ ñ и η ô õ ø
Þ þ p q ® я ʁ § š t ú û µ ʊ Ⓤ ⓤ Ⓥv∨ʍ wⓌ Ⓧ ⓧx ý ÿ λⓎ ⓨ Ⓩ ⓩz ž ¿ ¶ $ €
❥❤♥♡ღ☼☀♠ ♤ ♣ ♧†✚✟†★ ☆ ✮ ✯✪❀ ✿☎ ☏✓ ✔ ✕ ✖✗ ✘㊚ ㊛ ♂ ♀♪ ♩ ♫ ♬♭# ➸➹☭☻ ☺ツ¿ ¡
☪ ☿ ♆ ¿ ¡ இ ¶ ½ ⅓ ⅔ ¼ ¾ ⅛ ⅜ ⅝ ⅞ ℅
☮ ☂ ۩ ｡◕‿◕｡ ± ➀ ➁ ➂ ➃ ➄ ➅ ➆ ➇ ➈ ➉
™ ◐ ◑ ﹌ ☯ ஐ
№ ⇨ ❝ ❞ &
║▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄
║▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄
║▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄
║▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄
║▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄
⊙¤ ㊣★☆♀◆◇◣◢◥▲▼△▽⊿◤ ◥▆ ▇ █ █ ■ ▓ 回 □ 〓≡ ╝╚╔ ╗╬ ═ ╓ ╩ ┠ ┨┯ ┷┏┓┗ ┛┳⊥﹃﹄┌ ┐└ ┘∟「」↑↓→←↘↙♀♂┇┅ ﹉﹊﹍﹎╭╮╰ ╯ *^_^* ^*^ ^-^ ^_^ ^︵^ ∵∴‖︱ ︳︴﹏﹋﹌ ♂ ♀ ♥ ♡ ☜ ☞ ☎ ☏ ⊙ ◎ ☺ ☻ ► ◄ ▧ ▨ ♨ ◐ ◑ ↔ ↕ ▪ ▫ ☼ ♦ ▀ ▄ █ ▌ ▐ ░ ▒▬ ♦ ◊ ◦ ☼ ♠ ♣ ▣ ▤ ▥ ▦ ▩ ぃ◘ ◙ ◈ ♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♭ ♪ の ☆ → あ ￡ ❤ ｡◕‿◕｡ ✎ ✟ஐ ≈ ๑۩۩.. ..۩۩๑ ๑۩۞۩๑ ✲ ❈ ➹ ~.~ ◕‿-｡ ☀☂☁【】┱ ┲ ❣ ✚ ✪ ✣ ✤ ✥ ✦ ❉❥ ❦ ❧ ❃ ❂ ❁ ❀ ✄ ☪ ☣ ☢ ☠ ☭ ♈ ➸ ✓ ✔ ✕ ✖ ㊚ ㊛ *.:｡✿*ﾟ‘ﾟ･
◊ ♥ ╠ ═ ╝▫ ■ ๑ » « ¶ ஐ © † εïз ♪ ღ ♣ ♠ • ± ° •ิ. • ஐ இ * × ○ ▫ ♂ • ♀ ◊ © ¤ ▲ ↔ ™ ® ☎ εїз ♨ ☏ ☆ ★ ▽ △ ▲ ∵ ∴ ∷ ＃ ♂ ♀ ♥ ♠ ♣ ♧ ♤ ♧ ♡ ♬ ♪ ♭ ♫♪ ﻬ ஐღ ↔ ↕ ↘••● ¤ ╬ ﹌ ▽ ☜♥☞
☆┌─┐　─┐☆
　│▒│ /▒/
　│▒│/▒/
　 │▒ /▒/─┬─┐
　│▒│▒|▒│▒│
┌┴─┴─┐-┘─┘
│▒┌──┘▒▒▒│
└┐▒▒▒▒▒▒┌┘
　 └┐▒▒▒▒┌
PEACE!!
*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥* •.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸
╔══╗♫
║██║
║(o)║♥♫Music is Life♫❤
╚══╝
|...........| Put this on your
|...........| page if you have
|.......O..| ever pulled a
|...........| door that said push!
|...........|
|...........| (I did it once at school(actually a few times.) and I do it at resturants. It's really embarrasing! : | )
________________- ____
_______________/__l _^ This is Midnight.
_____________/_*___v_l Copy and paste
____________/________l To save the wolf population.
___________/_/________\
___________V_________\
___________/_________\
__________/___________\
_________/____________\
_________/____________\
________/____________/
1______/______l____l_l
1__1___/_______\____\l_
1___1_/__------ __\____l
1___1/__/______\_\ ___i
1____l__/_______)_\___l
1___/___________/_\___\
1__/\__________/___\___\
1_l _____ _______)__\ ___)

BE HAPPY!!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) (Cause I don't like angry and sad people.) (Also copy and paste this if you feel the same way!!!))
---/\---
---[]---
---[]---
-/\[]/\- ROCK ON PEOPLE!!!!♫♫♫
-\.[]. /-
-/..... \-
-\___

~~~~~~~~~~$$$$$$
~~~~~~~~~.$$$**$$
~~~~~~~~~$$$“~~“$$
~~~~~~~~$$$“~~~~$$
~~~~~~~~$$$~~~~.$$
~~~~~~~~$$~~~~..$$
~~~~~~~~$$~~~~.$$$
~~~~~~~~$$~~~$$$$
~~~~~~~~~$$$$$$$$
~~~~~~~~~$$$$$$$
~~~~~~~.$$$$$$*
~~~~~~$$$$$$$“
~~~~.$$$$$$$
~~~$$$$$$“'$
~~$$$$$*~~~$$
~$$$$$~~~~~$$.$..
$$$$$~~~~$$$$$$$$$$.
$$$$~~~.$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$~~~~$$$*~“$~~$*$$$$
$$$~~~“$$“~~~$$~~~$$$$
3$$~~~~$$~~~~$$~~~~$$$
~$$$~~~$$$~~~“$~~~~$$$
~“*$$~~~~$$$~~$$~~:$$
~~~$$$$~~~~~~~$$~$$“
~~~~~$$*$$$$$$$$$“
~~~~~~~~~~~''''~$$
~~~~~~~~~~~~“$$
~~~~~~~~..~~~~$$
~~~~~~$$$$$$~~~$$
~~~~~$$$$$$$$~~~$$
~~~~~$$$$$$$$~~~$$
~~~~~~$$$$$$~~~$$
~~~~~~~$$$$~~$$

________0000000000000000_________
_____0000000000000000000000___ __
__000000000__00000__0000000000 __
_0000000000__00000__0000000000 0_
_0000000000__00000__0000000000 0_
_00000000000000000000000000000 0_
_00000000000000000000000000000 0_
_000000__________________00000 0_
_000000__________________00000 0_
__000000_________________00000 __
___0000000_____________000000_ __
_____0000000_________0000000__ __
_______ 00000000000000000_______
___________00000000000 _________
*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥* •.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸
1.pick your favorite color out of the following:
-red
-orange
-yellow
-green
-blue
-purple
2.pick your favorite animal out of the following:
-cat
-dog
-fish
-snake
-parrot
-mouse
3.pick your desired honeymoon spot:
-hawaii
-new york
-east africa
-spain
-montana
4.pick your favorite instrument:
-violin
-piano
-electirc guitar
-drums
5.pick your favorite soft drink:
-dr. pepper
-sprite
-coca-cola
-mountain dew
-pepsi
6.name a person of the opposite sex...
7.name a person of the same sex...
8.the time now...
9.your age...
10.you don't have to write this down, but make a wish & then scroll down
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HERE ARE THE ANSWERS!
1. red-adventuruos
orange-fun
yellow-sweet
green-wacky
blue-romantic
purple-mysterious
2. cat-feminine
dog-loving
fish-boring
snake-boyish
parrot-annoying
mouse-brainy
3. hawaii-romantic
new york-busy
east africa-curious
spain-mysterious
montana-country girl/boy
4. violin-intellectual
piano-popular
electric guitar-wacky
drums-wild
5. dr.pepper-popular
sprite-wacky
coca-cola-wild
mountain dew-athletic
pepsi-fun
6. that person will have a crush on you after you send this!
7.that person will become your enemy if you don't send this!
8. how long you have to send this
(EX: 5:15 = 5 hours 15 minutes)
9. how many peeps you have to send this to
10. that will come true if you do #9 in the amount time in #8 says!
START SENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-if you don't send it to no one, it will cause someone you like to hate you
-if you send to 1 person, your next relationship will have lots of fun times.
-if you send it to 2 people, you will get a secret admirer
-if you send it to 3 people, you'll get a date for the next school dance
-if you send it to 4 people, you'll meet the person of your dreams
-if you send it to 5 people, the guy or girl you met will ask for your phone number
-if you send it to 8 people, your next relationship will be everlasting
-if you send it to 13 people, your boyfriend or girlfriend, will become totally faithful
-if you send it to 15 people, the personyou have been crushing on for a very long time will ask you out
-if you send it to 18 people, your next date for the dance will ask you out
-if you send it to 20 people, you'll make out with your crush at a party...
-if it can do that much sending it to 20 people, imagine what it will do if you send it to more.

THE CONSEQUENCES:
-If you do not send this letter to anybody,your life will suck! You have 5 days to send this letter to at least one person. You can send it to as many peopleas you want to. I am warning you...do not just delete this letter. It is a new chain letter and we would like it to get sent around as quick as possible.
*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥* •.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸
Dumb Blonde Logic (Meaning no offense to blondes)
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
What a year!!

Just a couple more ways to diss a guy
Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, and thats why I don't go there anymore
Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.
Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?
Man: want to see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.




___________________________________________________________________________
_________####_____ ####_____####____#######_____######_______________
________######____ ###______###____#########___ ########____________
_______##___________##________##___##_________##__##_____###__________
________#####_______#_________#___##__________##__########____________
________######______#########___##__________##__#######______________
_____________##______#_________#___##__________##__##____________________
________##___##_____##_______##____##________##___###__________________
________######_____###______###____#########____###__________________
________ ####_____#####____####_____#######_____####_________________
____________________________________________________________________________









¶¶¶¶¶¶¶
¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶ aithful…
¶¶¶
¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶¶
¶¶¶__¶¶¶
¶¶¶__¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶ espectful…
¶¶¶_¶¶¶
¶¶¶__¶¶¶
¶¶¶
¶¶¶
¶¶¶ ntelligent…
¶¶¶
¶¶¶
¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶¶
¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶ verlasting or loyal…
¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶
¶¶¶__¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶_¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ever Lie…and
¶¶¶_¶¶¶¶
¶¶¶__¶¶¶
¶¶¶__¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶
¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶
¶¶¶___¶¶¶earest of all…
¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶

.*. . . . . . . ** *
. . . . . . .. . . . . .*** . . * . . *****
. . . . . . . . . . . . .** . . **. . . . .*
. . . . . . . . . . . . ***.*. . *. . . . .*
. . . . . . . . . . . .****. . . .** . . . ******
. . . . . . . . . . . ***** . . . .**.*. . . . . **
. . . . . . . . . . .*****. . . . . **. . . . . . *.**
. . . . . . . . . .*****. . . . . .*. . . . . . *
. . . . . . . . . .******. . . . .*. . . . . *
. . . . . . . . . .******* . . .*. . . . .*
. . . . . . . . . . .*********. . . . . *
. . . . . . . . . . . .******* . ***
. . *******. . . . . . . . .**
. . .*******. . . . . . . . *
. . . ******. . . . . . . . * *
. . . .***. . *. . . . . . .**
. . . . . . . . .*. . . . . *
. . . . . . .****.*. . . .*
. . . . . *******. .*. .*
. . . . .*******. . . *.
. . . . .*****. . . . *
. . . . .**. . . . . .*
. . . . .*. . . . . . **.*
. . . . . . . . . . . **
. . . . . . . . . . .*
. . . . . . . . . . .*
. . . . . . . . . . .*
. . . . . . . . . . *
. . . . . . . . . . *
. . . . . . . . . . *
. . . . . . . . . . *
. . . . . . . . . . *


……....********……….............................................
……..*..lovel…*......................................................
…..*..lovelovelo…*.................................................
…*..lovelovelove….*..............................................
..*.lovelovelovelove…*…………….*….*...................
.*..lovelovelovelovelo…*………*..lovel….*..............
*..lovelovelovelovelove…*….*…lovelovelo.*..........
*.. lovelovelovelovelove…*….*…lovelovelo.*.........
.*..lovelovelovelovelove…*..*…lovelovelo…*.........
..*…lovelovelovelovelove..*…lovelovelo…*............
…*….lovelovelolovelovelovelovelovelo…*.............
…..*….lovelovelovelovelovelovelov…*...................
……..*….lovelovelovelovelovelo…*.......................
………..*….lovelovelovelove…*.............................
……………*…lovelovelo….*...................................
………………*..lovelo…*........................................
…………………*…..*.............................................
…………………...*.................................................






...........................~?III?I???????II?IIII?=............. ... ... melting peace sign,
........................?I?I????IIII??????????IIIII?I??.........
....................,?I???II???????????????????????????II?~ .. . . . . .
..................?II??????????????????????????????????IIIII?..... . ... . .
................???I?????????????????????????????????????????II... . ... . . ...
..............?I???????????I?+......??????I:.....:?I??????????I?I,. . .. .
............??III?????II??..........??????I:.........?III?????II?I?.. ... ... ..
..........,III????????I.. . ........??????I:.. ........??I????????I=.. . .
.........III????????,...............??????I:.. ...........,?II????????... . .. .
........III??????I~............. ...??????I: .. ... .. ...:II?????III..... ...
.......?III????II...... ..... ...??????I: . . . ...?II???II?I,.. .
.....,????????I.....................??????I:....... ....... ....I?I???II?:... .
.....I??????I?......................??????I:....... ....... .....??????III,.. .
....?I?????I?.......................??????I:......................????????I...
...I?????II?.... ..... ..... ....??????I:... ....... ....... ..?????????. ..
..=I??????I..... ..... ..... ...??????I: . . . . ...I??????I?. .
..II?????I..........................??????I:....... ....... ..... ..III???I?...
.III???II?..........................??????I:....... ....... ..... .~I?????II..
.??????II...........................??????I:.................... . .??????II..
:I?????I?....... ..... ..... ....??????I:... ....... ....... . ..:I????II+.
?II????I... . . . .... . ........??????I:....................... ...II???II?.
III?????...... ..... ..... ....??????I:...........................II??????.
III?????.......................... .??????I~...........................II?????I.
I?????I,. . ..... ....... .........,??????I?. ..................... ....I?????I,
????III. .. .. . ..... . ..... ....I?????????. .........................I?????II
??????I. ... . . .. . . .. . ..II?????????+..................... ....I?????II
II????I,. . . . ... ... ..I??????????I?~.................... ....I?????I,
I?????II.. ... ... ...... ....III???????????I:.......................=I?????I.
I???????... ..... .... .. .....?I??????????????I.......................?I?????I.
?I?????I... .. .... ....... ..I?????????????????I.................. ...II???III.
,I?????I?.... . . .. . . ..?II????????????????I?................. . ,?????II+.
.II?????I.. . . ... ..=I?????????????????????................ ..II?????I..
.???????I?.... ... .......~?????????????????????II?.................~II????II..
..II??????....... .... ....???????I??????II~IIII?????. ..............II?????I...
.=I??????I... .... ......?I???III?.?????II:.III????I?..............II?????I+. .
...???????I?... . .. ...II????II?..??????I:.,?II???II?............????????I....
....?I?????I?. . ......????????I...??????I:..,???????I?..........I??????I?,....
.....I??????I?.... ...+I?????II....??????I:...=I??????I=........I??????II......
......?I????III.......?I??????I.....??????I:....III?????I.......I?I????II,......
......II?????II?....????????I......??????I:.....??????III....?II?????II... ....
........II?????III=.?I?????I?, ....??????I:......I??????II.:?II????III,... ....
. .. ..II????????I???????I=. .....??????I:.......III?????????????II?..........
.. . .I?I???????????II+ ....??????I:. ....III??????????III=...........
.. .. ....?I?II?????????I.........??????I:.........?II???????IIII....... . ...
..... .. ..I?III????????I?=......??????I:.....:?III????????I?I...............
.. .. ...???I???????????IIIII????????I?II?????????????I?.................
. .. .. ...?IIIII?????????????????????????????????IIII...................
.. . . . ......?IIII????????????????????????????IIII.... ................
.. .. ... ... ....?I???IIII?????????????I?I??III?,.......... . ..... . ...
..... .. ... . .....,?III??I?IIIIII??II??I~... .........................
.. ... ....... .............,IIII+,.....................................



´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶´´´´´´¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶
´´´´¶¶´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´ ´´´¶¶
´´´´¶¶´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´´ ´´´¶¶
´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶
´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶
´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶
´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶
´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶´´´´´´¶ ¶¶¶
´´´´´´¶¶¶¶´´´´¶¶´¶¶¶¶¶¶´¶¶´´´´ ¶¶¶¶
´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´´´´¶´´¶¶¶¶¶¶´´¶´´´¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ kitty kat
´´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶´´´¶¶¶¶O¶¶¶¶¶´´´¶¶ ¶♥
´´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶
´´´¶¶¶¶´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´ ´´´¶¶¶
´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶
´´´´´´´´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶
´´´´´´´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´´´ ´´¶¶
´´´´´´´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´´ ´¶¶
´´´´´´´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶
( ) ( ) ..............( ) ( )
(^-^) ..............(^-^)
(")("))o bunniez (")("))o

@(*-*)@ monkeyz will rule earth! i know it. i can FEEL it

Dumb Blonde Logic (Meaning no offense to blondes)
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
What a year!!
~~~~~~~~

My Random Philosophies and Thingz I don't Understand
1. OMG, do you know what the technical term for the fear of long words is? It's Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia! Isn't that ironic?
2. OMG, the plural of GOOSE is GEESE right? So why isn't the plural of MOOSE MEESE???
3. OMG, the primary use of an avacodo is guacamole, right? So why aren't they called guacs?
4. OMG, Hannah Montana has a song called "Nobody's Perfect", but mother always told me that practice makes you perfect... So is Hannah a liar?
5. OMG, Hannah Montana's song says Nobody's Perfect, put in one of her other songs, "Hoedown Throwdown", she says practice makes you perfect... So is she a hypocrit too?
6. OMG, Hannah Montana's last name is Montana, but she's from Nashville, Tenessee! What? Does she have something against her home state or something? The rapper Flo Rida is from Florida and he obviously has respect for HIS home state!
7. OMG, The theme-song to the movie G-Force is called "Jump" by Flo Rida. Does that really make sense? The movie's about guinea pigs... and they can't jump! Are they mocking the guinea pig race? What did they do to us?
8. OMG, Why are all of the planets spherical? Do they have something against cubes?
9. OMG, Okay, why do they call lions the king of the jungle? Don't they live in the African savanna? How does that make sense?
10. OMG, Have you noticed that every cartoon duck ever made doesn't wear pants? Donald Duck wears a hat and a shirt, NO PANTS! Daffy Duck wears nothing, NO PANTS! That duck from the Disney Chicken Little Movie, bows and a tee shirt, NO PANTS! Am I the only one who caught onto that?
11. OMG, Why do they call blueberries blueberries? They aren't blue! Aren't they purple? Was the person who discovered them color blind? Was his last name Blue? Was blue just shorter than purple so the dude just wrote THAT down? Why?
12. OMG, Are there ANY blue foods? There are no foods that are naturally blue. There are things that are artificially flavored that are blue... but nothing natural.
13. OMG, I forgot what the 13th thing is!
I hope I have enlightened you 8^D
~~~~~~~~~~~~

Here's a simple recipe you can make at home:
1. take a pizza
2. shove it in your pants
3. PIZZA POCKETS!

Well, here are some more HTML codes that make symbols and things:
DO NOT SPACE THEM OUT WHEN YOU TRY THEM OUT. I'm only spacing them so they don't disappear into the symbols.
1. Trademark Symbol: ™ type: & t r a d e ;
WITHOUT THE SPACES
2. Registered Trademark- ® type: & r e g ;
WITHOUT THE SPACES
3. Copyright Symbol- © type: & c o p y ;
WITHOUT SPACES
4. Degree - ° type: & d e g ;
one more time: NO SPACES FOR ANY OF THESE
5. Half - ½ - type: & f r a c 1 2;
6. Quarter - ¼ - type: & f r a c 1 4 ;
7. Three Quarters - ¾ - type: & f r a c 3 4 ;
8. Upside down exclamation point- ¡ type: & i e x c l ;
9. Dagger - † - & d a g g e r ;
10. Middle dot - • - type: & m i d d o t ;
11. Right pointing double angle quotation mark- » type: & r a q u o
12. Dash- — - type: & # 1 5 1 ;
13. Left pointing double angle quotation mark - « -type: & l a q u o ;
14. Heart - ♥ - type: & h e a r t s ;
15. Spade - ♠ - type: & s p a d e s ;
16. Club - - type: & c l u b s ;
Remember, no spaces!!!


25 reasons why I love my mother:
1) My mother taught me to appreciate a good job done (If your going to kill each other go outside, I just cleaned up)
2) My mother taught me Religion (You better pray that comes out of the carpet)
3) My mother taught me about time travel (If you don’t straighten up, I’ll knock you into next week)
4) My mother taught me logic (Because I said so, that’s why)
5) My mother taught me more logic (If you fall out of that swing and break your next you can't come to the store with me)
6) My mother taught me foresight (Make sure you wear clean underwear in case your in an accident.)
7) My mother taught me irony (keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about)
8) My mother taught me about the science of osmosis (shut your mouth and eat your supper)
9) My mother taught me about the weather (that room of yours looks like a tornado went through it)
10) My mother taught me about contortionism (Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck)
11) My mother taught me about stamina (You will sit there until all that spinach is gone)
12) My mother taught me about hypocrisy (If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times, don't exaggerate)
13) My mother taught me about the circle of life (I brought you into this world and I can take you out)
14) My mother taught me about behavior modification (stop acting like your father)
15) My mother taught me about envy (there are millions of children in the world who don't have great parents like you do)
16) My mother taught me about anticipation (Just wait until we get home)
17) My mother taught me medical science (If you don't stop crossing your eyes their going to freeze that way)
18) My mother taught me about receiving (Your going to get it when we get home)
19) My mother taught me about Esp. (put your sweater on, don't you think I know when your cold)
20) My mother taught me about humor (when that lawnmower cuts off your toes don't come crying to me)
21) My mother taught me genetics (Your just like your father)
22) My mother taught me how to grow up (If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up)
23) My mother taught me about my roots (Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?)
24) My mother taught me about wisdom (when you get to be my age you'll understand)
25) And my favorite: My mother taught me about justice (One day you'll have kids and I hope they're just like you)


Dude... I think Hannah Montana's name stinks. Here are someother name options she could have gone with:
Alexis Texas
Pipi Mississippi
Naomi Wyoming
Janna Indiana
Janna Louisiana
Louise Louisiana


15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[(^(oo)^)] This is pig. Copy and paste pig onto your page
so people can be jealous of your pig.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

Copy and Paste any of these to your page if you want. =D

________0000000000000000_________
_____0000000000000000000000___ __
__000000000__00000__0000000000 __
_0000000000__00000__0000000000 0_
_0000000000__00000__0000000000 0_ looks like you took you happy pills today
_00000000000000000000000000000 0_
_00000000000000000000000000000 0_
_000000__________________00000 0_
_000000__________________00000 0_
__000000_________________00000 __
___0000000_____________000000_ __
_____0000000_________0000000__ __
_______ 00000000000000000_______
___________00000000000 _________





.(....\............../....)
. \....\........... /..../
...\....\........../..../
....\..../´¯.I.¯`\./
..../... I....I..(¯¯¯`\
...I.....I....I...¯¯.\...\
...I.....I´¯.I´¯.I..\...)
...\.....` ¯..¯ ´.......'
....\_________.•´ ..PeAcE OuT HoMiEs..


|...........| Put this on your
|...........| page if you have
|........0.| ever pulled a
|...........| door that said push!
|...........


(\__/) This is bunny. Copy and paste
(+'.'+) bunny onto your page to help
(")_(") him gain world domination!

^^/\^^
( O o O ) This is Floop, if you attempt to
/----------\ Copy and Paste him he will blow you up
^^^^^^

(\_/)
( ! !)
(")_(") -This is BUNNY. BUNNY is my bff. If you too have a bff, copy and paste BUNNY onto your page...But change the name to the name of your bff.

(\_/) This is fuzzy. She will stop global warming...
( i . i) by blowing up the sun.
(")_(") Help her gain world domination first
by copy n pasting her on your page!!!!!!♠


[(^(oo)^)] This is pig. Copy and paste pig onto your page so people can be jealous of your pig.

___________________
l.................................l
l.................................l
.....l.......................l
.....l..........B]..........l
.....l......The Fad......l
.....l.......................l
.....l.......................l

if you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about getting out there and dancing in the rain"-unknown
╚╗╔╝║║♫═╦╦╦╔╗║♫╝╠═╦╦╗
╔╝╚╗♫╚╣║║║║╔╣╚╗╔╣║♫║♥
╚═♫╝╚═╩═╩♫╩═╝♫╚╝╚═╩═╝
*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥* •.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸

♥ ♥ ♥
•◘○♦♦♣♠☺☻♥
*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥* •.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸
~ squiggly line! ~
Hello people of Shelfari. I can fly!!!!!
I love to read.
MARIO
BUBBLES
BUTTER (Now Im Hungry)
ICE
FUDGE
Why do none of the passwords work?
FLORIDA
KINDERGARTEN
66887
MOTHER(now, who made up that?)
Post this on your profile if you have fallen in love with a fictional char.

Post this on your profile if you have ever wanted to kill a fictional char.

Post this on your profile if you're a Percaeth fan.

Proof That The Human Race I Doomed To Stupidity
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(No! Really?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(I blame the parents.)

♪♫ MuSic Is LiFe d-_-b♫♪

-Written with a pen
Sealed with a kiss
If you are my friend,
Please answer this:
Are we friends or are we not?
You told me once, but I forgot..
So tell me now and tell me true,
So I can say , I am here for you..
Of all the friends I've ever met,
You're the ones I won't forget..
And if I die before you do,
I'll go to Heaven
And wait for you

- Sing like no one can hear you,
Love like you will never get hurt,
Dance like no one's watching, and
Live like heaven is on earth.

-So the lion fell in love
And the lamb, well she fell too
It didn’t take a genius
To know their love was true
But what would happen next?
When her blood was his desire
Every moment with her
Was like walking on fire,
In her eyes was the world
She made his heart alive
He showed her love, where
Together they could survive. -Katie

-No regrets
why would i regret the most amazing time of my life so far
you lifted me up into your arms
but no matter how hard you let me fall
♥I still loved you♥

-“May God grant you always...
A sunbeam to warm you,
a moonbeam to charm you,
a sheltering Angel so nothing can harm you.
Laughter to cheer you.
Faithful friends near you.
And whenever you pray,
Heaven to hear you.” -Author Unknown

-If tears could build a stairway and memories were a lane,
We would walk all the way to Heaven, to bring you home again
No farewell words were spoken, no time to say good-bye
You were gone before we knew it, and only God knows why
Our hearts ache in sadness, and secret tears will flow
What is meant to lose you, no one will ever know. -Annanomys.

*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥**•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸
______8888888888____________________
____888888888888888_________________
__888888822222228888________________
_88888822222222288888_______________
888888222222222228888822228888______
888882222222222222288222222222888___
8888822222222222222222222222222288__
_8888822222222222222222222222222_88_
__88888222222222222222222222222__888
___888822222222222222222222222___888
____8888222222222222222222222____888
_____8888222222222222222222_____888_
______8882222222222222222_____8888__
_______888822222222222______88888__
________8888882222______8888888____
_________888888_____88888888_______
__________8888888888888888_________
___________888888888888____________
____________888888888______________
_____________888888________________
_____________8888__________________
_____________888___________________
_____________8_____________________
╔♫═╗╔╗ ♥
╚╗╔╝║║♫═╦╦╦╔╗║♫╝╠═╦╦╗
╔╝╚╗♫╚╣║║║║╔╣╚╗╔╣║♫║♥
╚═♫╝╚═╩═╩♫╩═╝♫╚╝╚═╩═╝
*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥**•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸
~~~~~~~~~~$$$$$$
~~~~~~~~~.$$$**$$
~~~~~~~~~$$$“~~“$$
~~~~~~~~$$$“~~~~$$
~~~~~~~~$$$~~~~.$$
~~~~~~~~$$~~~~..$$
~~~~~~~~$$~~~~.$$$
~~~~~~~~$$~~~$$$$
~~~~~~~~~$$$$$$$$
~~~~~~~~~$$$$$$$
~~~~~~~.$$$$$$*
~~~~~~$$$$$$$“
~~~~.$$$$$$$
~~~$$$$$$“'$
~~$$$$$*~~~$$
~$$$$$~~~~~$$.$..
$$$$$~~~~$$$$$$$$$$.
$$$$~~~.$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$~~~~$$$*~“$~~$*$$$$
$$$~~~“$$“~~~$$~~~$$$$
3$$~~~~$$~~~~$$~~~~$$$
~$$$~~~$$$~~~“$~~~~$$$
~“*$$~~~~$$$~~$$~~:$$
~~~$$$$~~~~~~~$$~$$“
~~~~~$$*$$$$$$$$$“
~~~~~~~~~~~''''~$$
~~~~~~~~~~~~“$$
~~~~~~~~..~~~~$$
~~~~~~$$$$$$~~~$$
~~~~~$$$$$$$$~~~$$
~~~~~$$$$$$$$~~~$$
~~~~~~$$$$$$~~~$$
~~~~~~~$$$$~~$$
[♥♫Music is Life♫❤
╔══╗♫
║██║
║(:) ║
╚══╝
*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥**•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸


*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥**•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸
__________________$$_$_____________
__________$$$$$_______$____$$______
________$$$$$$$$$_____$__$__$$_____
_______$$$$$$$$$$$$___$_$__________
_______$$$______$$$$__$_____$$$$$__
______$$$_________$$_$__$$$$$$$$$$_
______$$$_________$$__$$$$$$$$$$$$_
______$$$_________$$$$$$______$$$$_
_______$$_________$$$_________$$$__
_______$$________$$$__________$$$__
________$$______$$$__________$$$___
_________$$$___$$$________$$$$$____
_______$$$$$$_$__$$_$$$$$$$$_______
______$$$____$___$___$$____________
_____$$$$$_$$____$____$$___________
______$$$$$$____$$$_$$$____________
_______$$$_______$$$$$_____________
___________________________________
*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥**•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸
• DANCING BANANAS ROCK!!
.............................. ........,-"""¯""-,
.............................. ....,~"..........\
.............................. ,~"............,..\
...........................,-" ...................
........................,-"... ...................
.....................,-"...... ...................
...................,-"........ ................/..
................../........... ...............'...
................./............ ..................
................/............. ..........,„_„...
.............../.............. .......,-,-~-,-~',
............../............... ....,-" ( . . o)_º)
............./................ .../ . . ."-~" . . ¯¯¯¯¯""~-,
............................. ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,-~"~,
............................. ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . /:::::::\
............................. ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . ::::::::l
............................. ...\ . . . ._ . . . . . . . . "-,„„„-"
............................. ...."-, . .(.."~,
.............._.............. ......"~,.."~-'---,........... .......,--~~-,
..........,~" . ¯"~,...................¯"~~-", -\.............,-"-,"~, . ."-,
.......,-"....,~",-~"\.....-'. ,„„„.................."-,..... ..... . . "-, "-, .
........\,,-",~"....../.....,- " . ."-,..............'-,."-,..... ...) . . . ."-,,-"
..........'-,........(,--,.,-" . . . . ................"-,"-,,("-~"- ,""~~~"
.............¯"""¯,-", .), . . . . ,-"..................."-,\,.". .,-"
...................'-, .".,"-,_„„~".................. ......"."-,"
......................"~"-,.\, ...,--~~~-,.................., ~',
............................¯" ~/ . . . . . .)...............,"-~',
.............................. ./ . . . . . . --„„„„„„--,~""¯ .¯.)
............................,- " . . . . . .,-"........./ . . . . . . , .)
...........................( . . . . . ,. . , ")......"-, . . . . .) ,'-"
............................." ~-,„_ . .)_,-"..........¯
*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥**•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸
this would be fun to play with a doctor:

'Tell me the first thing that come to your mind' Doctor
'OK' Yourself
'The letter P' Doctor
'Percy Jackson' Yourself
'Percy Jackson?' Doctor
'Awsome or Hero' Yourself
'Hero' Doctor
'Umm . . . Percy and Annabeth' Yourself
'Annabeth?' Doctor
'Cool or um . . . Me!!!' Yourself
The doctor finally stops, throws up his/her hand, and screams "WHY DO I HAVE THIS JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
While u are just sitting there smiling
'Why are you smiling?' Doctor
'Because I am daughter of the great god Dionysus, who can drive people nuts' Yourself

Stuipid Fears
Ablutophobia - The fear of taking showers
Anablephobia - The fear of looking up
Anglophobia - The fear of england (hehehe i like this one)
Aulophobia - The fear of flutes
Basophobia - The fear of walking
Cinophobia - The fear of going to bed
Geliophobia - The fear of laughter
Linonophobia - The fearof string (but string is fun!)
Omphalophobia - The fear of belly buttons (i wonder about this one...)
Scriptophobia - The fear of writing in public
Sinistrophobia - The fear of left-handed people (like me!)
Trichopathophobia - The fear of hair
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words
Panophobia- Fear of everything
Levophobia- Fear of objects to the left side of the body
Chromatophobia- Fear of colors
Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down
Geliophobia- Fear of laughter
Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom
Turophobia- Fear of cheese

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shirt and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd home that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella when it's raining.
BEST FRIENDS: Will take yours and yell "RUN GIRL RUN!!"
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!!

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile
If you've ever walked into a pole before copy this into your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a pole before copy this into your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. (Okay, really, who the heck knew that?!)
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever said something twice, and when someone said something, you had no recollection of saying it either time, copy and paste to your profile.
If you have ever asked the same question 3 times in 5 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile
If you might have the same thing twice on your profile, but you don't feel like checking, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.
If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.
If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.(How do you think I got all of these things to begin with???lol)
30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Writer's Block stinks, copy and paste this into your profile.
65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)



IF YOU HATE STERYO TYPES READ AND POST THIS!!
show those that fit you!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a dumb.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a weird,
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be liking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'M NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be niave.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

_._._._\\\\,\\,//,//
._._._._\\\\ - - ////
_._._._(--☻-☻--)
------oOOo-(_)-oOOo------



--------------Oooo---------
._._.oooO (.....)
_._._(.....) ).../
._._._\...( (_/
_._._._\_)..

• ╚══╝
~~~~~~~~~~$$$$$$
~~~~~~~~~.$$$**$$
~~~~~~~~~$$$“~~“$$
~~~~~~~~$$$“~~~~$$
~~~~~~~~$$$~~~~.$$
~~~~~~~~$$~~~~..$$
~~~~~~~~$$~~~~.$$$
~~~~~~~~$$~~~$$$$
~~~~~~~~~$$$$$$$$
~~~~~~~~~$$$$$$$
~~~~~~~.$$$$$$*
~~~~~~$$$$$$$“
~~~~.$$$$$$$
~~~$$$$$$“'$
~~$$$$$*~~~$$
~$$$$$~~~~~$$.$..
$$$$$~~~~$$$$$$$$$$.
$$$$~~~.$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$~~~~$$$*~“$~~$*$$$$
$$$~~~“$$“~~~$$~~~$$$$
3$$~~~~$$~~~~$$~~~~$$$
~$$$~~~$$$~~~“$~~~~$$$
~“*$$~~~~$$$~~$$~~:$$
~~~$$$$~~~~~~~$$~$$“
~~~~~$$*$$$$$$$$$“
~~~~~~~~~~~''''~$$
~~~~~~~~~~~~“$$
~~~~~~~~..~~~~$$
~~~~~~$$$$$$~~~$$
~~~~~$$$$$$$$~~~$$
~~~~~$$$$$$$$~~~$$
~~~~~~$$$$$$~~~$$
~~~~~~~$$$$~~$$
_____________$$_$_____________
_____$$$$$_______$____$$______
___$$$$$$$$$_____$__$__$$_____
__$$$$$$$$$$$$___$_$__________
__$$$______$$$$__$_____$$$$$__
_$$$_________$$_$__$$$$$$$$$$_
_$$$_________$$__$$$$$$$$$$$$_
_$$$_________$$$$$$______$$$$_
__$$_________$$$_________$$$__
__$$________$$$__________$$$__
___$$______$$$__________$$$___
____$$$___$$$________$$$$$____
__$$$$$$_$__$$_$$$$$$$$_______
_$$$____$___$___$$____________
$$$$$_$$____$____$$___________
__$$$$$____$$$_$$$____________
____________$$$$$_____________
______________$$______________

_______________%%%
____________%%%%%%
_____________%%%%
_____________%%%
_____________%%%
_____________%%%
_____________%%%
_____________%%%
_____________%%%
_____________%%%
_____________%%%__%%
_____________%%%__%__%
_____________%%%___%__%
_____________%%%___%___%
_____________%%%___%___%
_______%%____%%%__%____%
______%__%__%%%%%%___%%
______%___%%_____%_____%%
_______%____%%%%%____%%
________%_____________%%
_________%__________%%
_________%%__ROCK__%%
________%%___________%%
_______%%_____AND_____%%
______%%_______________%%
_____%%______ROLL!______%%
_____%%_________________%%
_____%%_________________%%
______%%________________%%
_______%%______________%%
_________%%___________%%
__________%%%%%%%%%
________________- ____
_______________/__l _^ This is Midnight.
_____________/_*___v_l Copy and paste
____________/________l To save the wolf population.
___________/_/________\
___________V_________\
___________/_________\
__________/___________\
_________/____________\
_________/____________\
________/____________/
1______/______l____l_l
1__1___/_______\____\l_
1___1_/__------ __\____l
1___1/__/______\_\ ___i
1____l__/_______)_\___l
1___/___________/_\___\
1__/\__________/___\___\
1_l _____ _______)__\ ___)
______________###_________________
____________###_##_______________
__________###____##______________
________###____###_#_____________
______###____###___##___________
____###____###______##__________
__###____###_________##_________
_##____###____________##________
##____###______________##______
_##_###_________________##_______
__###____________________##_______
___##________i love_________##______
____##______to listen_______###_____
_____##_______to music___#####____
______##______dont_____#######__
_______##_____you?___#########__
________##__________#########___
_________##_________#########___
_________###_______#########____
_______######______#######_____
_____########_______#####______
____#########___________________
___##########___________________
__##########____________________
__#########_____________________
___#######______________________
____#####_______________________
........... Put this on your
........... page if you have
.......O.. ever pulled a
........... door that said push!
...........
...........
........... Put this on your
........... page if you have
.......O.. ever pushed a
........... door that said pull!
...........
...........

☆┌─┐ 　─┐☆
　│▒│ /▒/
　│▒│/▒/
　│▒ /▒/─┬─┐
　│▒│▒▒│▒│
┌┴─┴─┐-┘─┘ ●●PeAcE,lOvE,RaNdOmNeSs●●
│▒┌──┘▒▒▒│
└┐▒▒▒▒▒▒┌┘
　└┐▒▒▒▒┌┘
~~~~~~~~~
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shirt and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd home that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella when it's raining.
BEST FRIENDS: Will take yours and yell "RUN GIRL RUN!!"
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!!

Hello! -¡Hola!
Welcome! - ¡Bienvenidos!
Congratulations! - ¡Felicitaciones!
Waddle on! - ¡A pingüinear!
You're cool! -¡Eres genial!
now for semoehtnig itnresitng...
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile.
1. OMG, do you know what the technical term for the fear of long words is? It's Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia! Isn't that ironic?
2. OMG, the plural of GOOSE is GEESE right? So why isn't the plural of MOOSE MEESE???
3. OMG, the primary use of an avacodo is guacamole, right? So why aren't they called guacs?
4. OMG, Hannah Montana has a song called "Nobody's Perfect", but mother always told me that practice makes you perfect... So is Hannah a liar?
5. OMG, Hannah Montana's song says Nobody's Perfect, put in one of her other songs, "Hoedown Throwdown", she says practice makes you perfect... So is she a weirdo too?
6. OMG, Hannah Montana's last name is Montana, but she's from Nashville, Tenessee! What? Does she have something against her home state or something? The rapper Flo Rida is from Florida and he obviously has respect for HIS home state!
7. OMG, The theme-song to the movie G-Force is called "Jump" by Flo Rida. Does that really make sense? The movie's about guinea pigs... and they can't jump! Are they mocking the guinea pig race? What did they do to us?

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile:
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. Your allowed to be an evil genius!
9. Reason Why you joined!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile
If you've ever walked into a pole before copy this into your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a pole before copy this into your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. (Okay, really, who the heck knew that?!)
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever said something twice, and when someone said something, you had no recollection of saying it either time, copy and paste to your profile.
If you have ever asked the same question 3 times in 5 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile
If you might have the same thing twice on your profile, but you don't feel like checking, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.
If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.
If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.(How do you think I got all of these things to begin with???lol)
30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Writer's Block stinks, copy and paste this into your profile.
65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes

Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.
If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love cookies, copy this to your profile.
If you think Bella shouldn't have forgiven Edward, copy this to your profile.
92 of teenagers have moved onto rap, if you're part of the 8 that stayed with rock, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Jacob, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you sometimes seem to trip over thin air, put this in your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile.
If you have ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile.
If you think it would be hilarious to see Bella beat Emmett in an arm wrestling match, put this in your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

copy and pastes
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."
"Hopeless romantics are only hopeless in the eyes of those who don't believe in romance."
"Peace can mean different things. Peace is a lack of combat or war. Peace is something one may have when one feels acceptance with the world. Most people get to enjoy at least one kind of peace... but for some there is no refuge from a cruel world, and peace is just a word like so many others."
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
"Sarcasm (n.) : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit, and the person who doesn't get it."
"Sarcasm is my body's natural defense against stupidity."-
"When you're up high, all the stuff that looks confusing and hazy suddenly becomes crystal clear."
"Life may be a climb, but the view is well worth it."
Dude... I think Hannah Montana's name stinks. Here are someother name options she could have gone with:
Alexis Texas
Pipi Mississippi
Naomi Wyoming
Janna Indiana
Janna Louisiana
Louise Louisiana
I like Pipi Mississippi and Alexis Texas!
FORK+SPOON=
/\/\/\/\
l.........l
\......../
.\....../
......
......
......
..__.
SPORK!!!!!!!
__000000___00000
_00000000_0000000
_0000000000000000
__00000000000000
____00000000000
_______00000
_________0
________*__000000___00000
_______*__00000000_0000000
______*___0000000000000000
______*____00000000000000
_______*_____00000000000
________*_______00000
_________*________0
_000000___00000___*
00000000_0000000___*
0000000000000000____*
_00000000000000_____*
___00000000000_____*
______00000_______*
________0________*
________*__000000___00000
_______*__00000000_0000000
______*___0000000000000000
______*____00000000000000
______*______00000000000
_______*________00000
________*_________0
_________*________*

*~EDWARD CULLEN IS A STALKER*~
*~PERCY JACKSON IS A HERO*~
*~BELLA SWAN IS HELPLESS*~
~*ANNABETH CHASE CAN BREAK YOUR ARM IF SHE WANTS TO!*~
~*POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOVE PERCY JACKSON AND HATE TWILIGHT!*~
60 FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELIVATOR
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
51. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
52. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
53. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
54. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
55. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.
56. Make chalk drawings on the walls.
57. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dammit!"
58. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
59. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
60. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.

•
IF YOU HATE STERYO TYPES READ AND POST THIS!!
show those that fit you!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a dumb.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a weird,
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be liking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'M NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be niave.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

Stuipid Fears
Ablutophobia - The fear of taking showers
Anablephobia - The fear of looking up
Anglophobia - The fear of england (hehehe i like this one)
Aulophobia - The fear of flutes
Basophobia - The fear of walking
Cinophobia - The fear of going to bed
Geliophobia - The fear of laughter
Linonophobia - The fearof string (but string is fun!)
Omphalophobia - The fear of belly buttons (i wonder about this one...)
Scriptophobia - The fear of writing in public
Sinistrophobia - The fear of left-handed people (like me!)
Trichopathophobia - The fear of hair
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words
Panophobia- Fear of everything
Levophobia- Fear of objects to the left side of the body
Chromatophobia- Fear of colors
Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down
Geliophobia- Fear of laughter
Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom
Turophobia- Fear of cheese

_._._._\\\\,\\,//,//
._._._._\\\\ - - ////
_._._._(--☻-☻--)
------oOOo-(_)-oOOo------
--------------Oooo---------
._._.oooO (.....)
_._._(.....) ).../
._._._\...( (_/
_._._._\_)..
• If the pen is mightier then the sword then Riptide must be the mightiest!
I love any book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have OPJD and OACD :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
"He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatcailly.
“Green grass breaks through snow.
Artemis pleads for my help.
I am so cool.”
He grinned at us, waiting for applause.
"That last line was four syllables.” Artemis said.
Apollo frowned. “Was it?”
“Yes. What about I am so bigheaded?”
“No, no, that’s six syllable, hhhm.” He started muttering to himself.
Zoe Nightshade turned to us. “Lord Apollo has been going through this haiku phase ever since he visited Japan. Tis not as bad as the time he visited Limerick. If I’d had to hear one more poem that started with, There once was a godess from Sparta-“
“I’ve got it!” Apollo announced. “I am so awesome. That’s five syllables!” he bowed, looking very pleased with himself."

"Annabeth: "Hey, Seaweed Brain."
Percy: "Will you stop calling me that?"
Annabeth: "You know you love it.""

""Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."
Maybe it was the fact that we were so tired and strung out emotionally, but I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at us.
"I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said. "And I want to buy a dam T-shirt."


Fav. Quotes
"A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws."
"An apple a day keeps the docter away, if you throw hard enough"
"when life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it"
"When life gives you lemons, squirt them in someone's eye."
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
There were two cupcakes in a jar and one cupcake said to the other, "Man, its really hot in here!"
And the other cupcake said, "Holy crap a talking cupcake!"
"Dont wish for Edward Cullen because he might eat one of Santa's reindeers!"
"Today I will be happier than a bird with a french fry."
"Don't be humble, you're not that great."
"Always borrow money from pessimists, they never expect it back."
"I'm not stalking you. I'm doing research."
"Don't follow my footsteps, I'm lost too."
"Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?" Hmm... that is an interesting question..."
"If you take away a pigs snout, does that make it disgruntled?"
"If fed-ex and UPS merge, would they be called fedup?"
"Two blondes were going to disney land on the interstate. The sign said "Disneyland left" They started crying and turned around"
This one's my favorite XD "When life hands you skittles....Chuck them at peoples faces and saying "TASTE THE FREAKIN RAINBOW!"
"Party like a poptart!"
"Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI
"Dear heart, I met a boy today. Prepare to shatter."
"if someone says anything is possible, they haven't tried to slam a revolving door"
"Are u going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary?"
"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."
"Embrace your inner freak!"
"donuts deserve the right to vote!"
"OMG, your so stupid that you threw a rock at the ground....
and missed."
"Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?"
"My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems"
"I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse"
"I'm the type of girl that can watch a bunch of horror shows
but screams at the top of her lungs when the pop-tart comes out of the toaster"

"HEY!
HEY YOU!
YEAH YOU!
NO NOT YOU!
YEA YOU THE PERSON OVER THERE!
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IM NOT TALKING TO YOU!
HEY YOU!
YEAH.....U!
YEAH....
....do u like tacos?"

"Whoever decided awkward metal brackets should be glued to your teeth, banded together, and pushed and pulled into submission using contraptions that resemble medieval torture devices in nifty colors, was a sick, sick individual."
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
"You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"Of all the things that tax a man's patience, there's nothing to compare with a stuck zipper."
"Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."
"So we're a little crazy. That's just how we roll."
"when everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane"
"i used to have an open mind, but my brain kept falling out" lolz 8D
"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film." hee hee hee...
"I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."
"Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth"
"I work one step at a time, like a carpenter.....who build stairs"
"Not everyone likes big pink bunnies, but everybody likes excutive housing complexes."
"Well think, whats happened in every murder case you've ever heard about? Someone gets killed"
"Your face just bruised my banana!!!"
"Everything in this room is edible, even I'm edible. But this is called canabalism my children, and is in fact frowned upon in most society."
"Moo. I'm a pig."
"Gone Insane... back soon."
"Yes I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much."
"Dear Cupid, Just wanted to tell you. You suck!!!"
"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."
"A blonde and a brunette were watching the seven oclock news. There was a man threatening to jump off a bridge. The brunette said to the blonde, 'I bet you $50 he's gonna jump.' The blonde says, 'Okay. He's not gonna jump.' So they continue to watch and the man jumps and dies. The blonde says, 'Oh well, here's your$50.' the brunette says 'I can't take this.' the blonde says, 'you have to you won the bet.' the brunette said 'I watched the 6 oclock news so I knew he was gonna jump.' The blonde replied, 'I watched the 6 oclock news too. I just didn't think he would jump twice.'
"Three men are standing on the edge of wide river. The first man parys to god for the strength to get across the river. He gets huge muscles and tries to swin across but he almost dies five times. Eventually, he makes it. The second guy prays for the strength and tools to get across the river. He gets huge muscles and a boat. He sails across but almost dies three times. Eventually he gets across. The third guy prays for the strength, the tools, and the brains to get across the river. He turns into a woman, walks forty feet and crosses the bridge. "
* The unbearable prevalence of the color orange. And by unbearable, we of course mean, “totally un-annoying and potentially really spectacular, if you are color-blind.”
* Chubby toddlers dressed as pumpkins. Chubby toddlers dressed as anything.
* Pumpkin pie. Apple pie. Puddin’ Pie. Dirt Pie with Worms. Leftover Halloween Candy That You May or May Not Have Stolen From Your Little Brother Pie.
* Caramel-covered apples. They'll rip the braces right off your teeth. Yum.
* Doing a Superman leap into the giant pile of leaves your next-door neighbor has spent all afternoon raking, and running away, screaming in terror, when said neighbor comes after you with a hose and a shotgun.
"Love is in the air. Can you smell it? It smells like gasoline. Yummmm. You want to drink it, but you can't. Too much love can kill a person, you know. Look at Juliet!"
• Random Things
Whenever I see and old lady slip and fall on a sidewalk, my instinct is to laugh. But then I think, "What if I was an ant and she fell on me?" then it wouldn't see quite so funny.
I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandpa. Not screaming and yelling like the people in his car.
When you wish on a shooting star, your wish will come true. Unless that star is actually a meteor headed straight towards Earth. Then you're dead no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
Evening news starts by them telling you "Good evening," then proceeding to tell you why its not.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
He's not dead... he's electroencephalographically challenged.
My favorite fruit is grapes because with grapes, you always get another chance. If you get a crappy apple or peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you get a crappy grape, you just move onto the next one. Grapes-the fruit of hope.
About a month ago, I got a cactus. And a week later, it died. And I got really depressed because I thought, 'Damn. I'm less nurturing than a desert.'
I want to make a jigsaw puzzle with 40,000 pieces that when you're finished with it, it says: 'Go outside'.
I've always wanted to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together...People will ask, 'Are those hermit crabs?' And i'll say, 'Not anymore. These are mingling crabs'.
Friends ask why your crying. Best friends already have the shovel out ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
I'm confused. No.... wait.... maybe I'm not
I keep trying to kidnap Jasper but Alice is always at his window holding a bat. How does she kn-.... Oh... Right.
I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous
I'm not random I just have too many tho... OH SQUIRREL
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces
I'm not great at advice... may I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
Stupid Book! I need to sleep, but I can't stop reading you!
For every graceful action there is an equal and opposite clumsy reaction
Sing like no one can hear you,
Love like you will never get hurt,
Dance like no one's watching, and
Live like heaven is on earth.
Girls are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy to reach.
So, the apples up top think something wrong with them when in reality they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree

Don't follow in my footsteps: I run into walls
-I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because everytime I fall in love... it never seems to last
He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said, "I'll love you till the last one dies
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what? underground use?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
60 FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELIVATOR
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
51. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
52. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
53. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
54. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
55. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.
56. Make chalk drawings on the walls.
57. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dammit!"
58. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
59. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
60. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away

I want a guy who calls me beautiful instead of hot,
who calls me back when I hang up on him.
The boy who kisses my forehead.
Who wants to show me off to the world,
who holds my hand in front of his friends,
who thinks I'm just as pretty without makeup on.
The one who is constantly reminding me
of how much he cares about me,
and how lucky he is to have me.

For Boyfriends:
• When she walks away from you mad: Follow her
• When she pushes you or hits you: Grab her and don't let go
• When she start’s cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her
• When she pull’s away: Pull her back
• When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful
• When you see her start crying: Just hold her and don't say a word
• When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
• When she lays her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her
• When she teases you: Tease her back and make her laugh
• When she bumps into you: bump her back and make her laugh
• When she runs up at you crying,
the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"











~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Status: ...I Want A Taco
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Friend Like A Flower
A friend is like a flower,
a rose to be exact,
Or maybe like a brand new gate
that never comes unlatched.
A friend is like an owl,
both beautiful and wise.
Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost,
whose spirit never dies.
A friend is like a heart that goes
strong until the end.
Where would we be in this world
if we didn't have a friend.
*
***
****
*****
******
*******
********
*********
**********
***********
************
*************
**************
***************
****************
*****************
******************
*******************
********************
*********************
**********************
*********************
********************
*******************
******************
*****************
****************
***************
**************
*************
************
***********
**********
*********
********
*******
******
*****
****
***
**
*
**
***
****
*****
******
*******
********
*********
**********
***********
************
*************
**************
***************
****************
*****************
******************
*******************
********************
*********************
**********************
*********************
********************
*******************
******************
*****************
****************
***************
**************
*************
************
***********
**********
*********
********
*******
******
*****
****
***
**
*
**
***
****
*****
******
*******
********
*********
**********
***********
************
*************
**************
***************
****************
*****************
******************
*******************
********************
*********************
**********************
*********************
********************
*******************
******************
*****************
****************
***************
**************
*************
************
***********
**********
*********
********
*******
******
*****
****
***
**
*
**
***
****
*****
******
*******
********
*********
**********
***********
************
*************
**************
***************
****************
*****************
******************
*******************
********************
*********************
**********************
*********************
********************
*******************
******************
*****************
****************
***************
**************
*************
************
***********
**********
*********
********
*******
******
*****
****
***
**
*
**
***
****
*****
******
*******
********
*********
**********
***********
************
*************
**************
***************
****************
*****************
******************
*******************
********************
*********************
**********************
*********************
********************
*******************
******************
*****************
****************
***************
**************
*************
************
***********
**********
*********
********
*******
******
*****
****
***
**
*
**
***
****
*****
******
*******
********
*********
**********
***********
************
*************
**************
***************
****************
*****************
******************
*******************
********************
*********************
**********************
*********************
********************
*******************
******************
*****************
****************
***************
**************
*************
************
***********
**********
*********
********
*******
******
*****
****
***
**
*
• ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
----()()---
---(0.0)---
--c( uu)---
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
• A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love
• The Emo song (I am not saying i am)
E is for emotional ruins everybodies day
M is for miserable people
O is for on the dark side cuz we got some fresh cookies (cookies) wuw
(sang to the tune of F.U.N. from spongebob)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
• Well, here are some more HTML codes that make symbols and things:
DO NOT SPACE THEM OUT WHEN YOU TRY THEM OUT. I'm only spacing them so they don't disappear into the symbols.
1. Trademark Symbol: ™ type: & t r a d e ;
WITHOUT THE SPACES
2. Registered Trademark- ® type: & r e g ;
WITHOUT THE SPACES
3. Copyright Symbol- © type: & c o p y ;
WITHOUT SPACES
4. Degree - ° type: & d e g ;
one more time: NO SPACES FOR ANY OF THESE
5. Half - ½ - type: & f r a c 1 2;
6. Quarter - ¼ - type: & f r a c 1 4 ;
7. Three Quarters - ¾ - type: & f r a c 3 4 ;
8. Upside down exclamation point- ¡ type: & i e x c l ;
9. Dagger - † - & d a g g e r ;
10. Middle dot - • - type: & m i d d o t ;
11. Right pointing double angle quotation mark- » type: & r a q u o
12. Dash- — - type: & # 1 5 1 ;
13. Left pointing double angle quotation mark - « -type: & l a q u o ;
14. Heart - ♥ - type: & h e a r t s ;
15. Spade - ♠ - type: & s p a d e s ;
16. Club - - type: & c l u b s ;
Remember, no spaces!!!
• A READERS RIGHTS
The right to read.
The right NOT to read.
The right to not finish books.
The right to skip & skim pages.
The right to reread.
The right to read anything.
The right to read banned books.
The right to mistake a book for real life.
The right to read anywhere.
The right to read aloud.
The right to fall in love with characters in books.
The right to know what everyone else is reading.
The right to have too many books.
The right to carry a book wherever you go.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

In love?
I ran up the door,
Shut the stairs,
Put on my prayers,
Said my pajamas,
Shut off the bed,
Jumped into the light,
All because you
kissed me
GOODNIGHT!


here is a story for those who hate racisim.

A white man once said : " no colored people allowed. " a black man turned around and said : " exuse me sir ...... I was born BLACK. when I grew up I was BLACK. when I am sick I am BLACK. when I go in the sun I am BLACK. when I am cold I am BLACK. when i die i will be BLACK. " "when you were born you were PINK. when you grew up you were WHITE.when you are sick you are GREEN.when you go in the sun you turn RED. when you are cold you turn BLUE. when you die you will be PURPLE. and you have the nerve to call ME colored ? " the black man sat back down and the white man walked away........



STUPID THINGS TO DO

1.PULL ON A PUSH DOOR
2.TALK BACKWARDS
3.SAY YOUR GOING TO MOW THE CAT AND FEED THE LAWN.
4.SAY RANDOM THINGS.
5.WHEN YOU HEAR YOUR NAME SAY "DUMM DUMM DUMM."
6.GO TO AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT AND ASK FOR SUSHI.
7.TRY TO SPEAK JAPANESE TO A SPANISH PERSON.
8.TRY TO PAY WITH A CREDIT CARD AT MC DONALDS FOR A 1 DOLLAR THING.
9.ASK YOURSELF A QUESTION AND THEN ANSWER IT.
10.RUN AROUND WITH YOUR EYES WIDE OPEN YELLING "IM A TREE STUMP!!"
11.GET MONEY OUT OF AN ATM MACHINE AND YELL "I WON THE LOTTERY!!"
12. ASK FOR DIRECTIONS TO A PLACE YOURE ALREADY AT.
13. TRY TO ORDER PIZZA FROM MC DONALDS
14. GET HIT BY A PARKED CAR.
15. TRY TO WATCH SATURDAY CARTOONS ON A THURSDAY.
16. TRY TO SELL YOUR MONEY.
17. TRY TO PLAY THE ALPHABET ON THE PIANO
18. GET INTO A FIGHT WITH YOURSELF AND LOSE.
19. TRY TO GO SWIMMING WITHOUT GETTING WET.
20. ASK FOR DIET WATER AT A RESTRAINT`






65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

some things i don't get about people:
1) when people say something is "new and improved!" if it's new, then it's never been made b4,
but if it's inproved, there's been something better than it before.
2) how people can get off their butts to search around for the TV remote, and don't just go over to the TV and change
it manualy.
3) when you're at a movie, and someone says "did you see that?" i didn't just pay 10$ to look at the floor.
4) when people call other people fat. i just want to say to them, " they may be fat, but your ugly, and they can lose weight."
5) when people say, "oh, you just want to have your cake, and eat it too." Dang right! what good is cake if you can't eat it?
6)when people say, "it's always the last place you look" of course it is. why would you keep looking if you found it already?
7) when people say, " can i ask you a question?" didn't really give me a choice did you sunshine?
8)when people say, " life is short" what the heck? life is the longest dang thing anyone does?
9)when your waiting for the bus, and someone asks," has the bus came yet?" if the bus had came, would i be standing here? NO.
10) when you're watching tv and the title comes up and some one says "watcha watchin'?"


Stuipid Fears
Ablutophobia - The fear of taking showers
Anablephobia - The fear of looking up
Anglophobia - The fear of england (hehehe i like this one)
Aulophobia - The fear of flutes
Basophobia - The fear of walking
Cinophobia - The fear of going to bed
Geliophobia - The fear of laughter
Linonophobia - The fearof string (but string is fun!)
Omphalophobia - The fear of belly buttons (i wonder about this one...)
Scriptophobia - The fear of writing in public
Sinistrophobia - The fear of left-handed people (like me!)
Trichopathophobia - The fear of hair
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words
Panophobia- Fear of everything
Levophobia- Fear of objects to the left side of the body
Chromatophobia- Fear of colors
Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down
Geliophobia- Fear of laughter
Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom
Turophobia- Fear of cheese

7 reasons not to mess with children.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'
The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.
________________________________________
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'
The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'
_____________________________________
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to 'honour' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?'
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'
___________________________________
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?'
Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'
________________________________
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'
______________________________________
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'
'Yes,' the class said.
'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'
A little fellow shouted,
'Cause your feet ain't empty.'
______________________________________
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
'Take only ONE . God is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.copy and paste this cus its funny!!!
random fun:



-RAWR!!! ( that means I ♥ U in dinosaur) 我爱你 (that means I ♥ U in mandarin) 愛している (that means I ♥ U in Japanese) Ngo Oi Nai (I ♥ U in Cantonese) Te amo (that means I ♥ U in Spanish) Jaime tu (That means I ♥ U in French) bahebak (that means I ♥ U in Arabic) Ich Liebe dich (that means I ♥ U in German) Anee Ohevet Atah (that means I ♥ U in Hebrew) σε αγαπώ or σ' αγαπώ (that means I ♥ U in Greek)


_____________###_________________
___________###_##________________
__________###____##______________
________###____###_#_____________
______###____###___##____________
____###____###______##___________
__###____###_________##__________
_##____###____________##_________
##____###____ _________##________
_##_###________________##________
__###___________________##_______
___##________i love________##_______
____##______to listen_______###______
_____##_______to music___#####_____
______##______don't____#######___
_______##_____you? ___########___
________##__________#########___
_________##_________#########___
_________###_______#########____
_______######______#######_____
_____########_______#####______
____#########___________________
___##########___________________
__##########____________________
__#########_____________________
___#######_______________________
____#####________________________
___________________________________




+88_______________________________
_+880_____________________________
_++88_____________________________
_++88_____________________________
__+880_________________________++_
__+888________________________+88_
__++880______________________+88__
__++888_____+++88__________+++8__
__++8888__+++8880++88____+++88___
__+++8888+++8880++8888__++888____
___++888++8888+++888888++888_____
___++88++8888++8888888++888______
___++++++888888888888888888______
____++++++88888888888888888______
____++++++++000888888888888______
_____+++++++000088888888888______
______+++++++00088888888888______
_______+++++++088888888888_______
_______+++++++088888888888_______
________+++++++8888888888________
________+++++++0088888888________
________++++++0088888888_________
________+++++0008888888__________







╔══╗♫
║██║
║(o)║♥♫Music is Life♫❤
╚══╝




Just a couple more ways to diss a guy
Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, and thats why I don't go there anymore
Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.
Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?
Man: want to see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.










¶¶¶¶¶¶¶
¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶ aithful…
¶¶¶
¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶¶
¶¶¶__¶¶¶
¶¶¶__¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶ espectful…
¶¶¶_¶¶¶
¶¶¶__¶¶¶
¶¶¶
¶¶¶
¶¶¶ ntelligent…
¶¶¶
¶¶¶
¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶¶
¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶ verlasting or loyal…
¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶
¶¶¶__¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶_¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ aughty…and
¶¶¶_¶¶¶¶
¶¶¶__¶¶¶
¶¶¶__¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶
¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶
¶¶¶___¶¶¶earest of all…
¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶
¶¶¶¶¶¶





15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"






If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile






Here are 40 ways to tell if you are a dumb blonde. (NO offence. I am dirty blonde.)
(Put x's in the box if it's true)
1 [x]Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
3 [x] You have run into a glass/screen door
4 [x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
5 [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
6 [x] You have run into a tree/stop sign!
7 [x] It IS possible to lick your elbow
8 [x] You tried to lick your elbow
9 [] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 [] You just sang them trying to figure out if it is true.
11 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 [] You have choked on your own toung
13 [] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
14 [] You didn't notice that in the the last question 'the' was written twice
15 [] You just looked at it
16 [] you didn't notice in #14 "the" was spelled twice.
17 [] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
18 [x]You have accidentally caught something on fire
19 [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes
20 [x] You have caught yourself drooling
21 [x] You've fallen asleep in a class
22 [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 [] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
25 [] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 [x] You use your fingers to do simple math
27 [] You have eaten a bug on accident
28 []You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
29 [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
30 [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
31 [x] You sometimes send chain emails because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you know it won't
32 [x] You break a lot of things
33 [] Your friends know not to use big words around you
34 [x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
35 [x] You have fallen out of your chair before
36 [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.
37 [x] The words 'umm' and 'like' are used many times a day!!
38 [x] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
39 [x] You have spelled your name wrong
40 [x] You have drawn a deformed heart

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shirt and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd home that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella when it's raining.
BEST FRIENDS: Will take yours and yell "RUN GIRL RUN!!"
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!!








now for semoehtnig itnresitng...
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!





If you've ever walked into a pole before copy this into your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a pole before copy this into your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. (Okay, really, who the heck knew that?!)
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever said something twice, and when someone said something, you had no recollection of saying it either time, copy and paste to your profile.
If you have ever asked the same question 3 times in 5 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile
If you might have the same thing twice on your profile, but you don't feel like checking, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.
If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.
If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.(How do you think I got all of these things to begin with???lol)


30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Writer's Block stinks, copy and paste this into your profile.
65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes




IF YOU HATE STERYO TYPES READ AND POST THIS!!
show those that fit you!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a dumb.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a weird,
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be liking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'M NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be niave.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'm TALL so I MUST play basketball.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED





[1] I need to tell you a secret LOOK AT 5
[2] The answer is LOOK AT 11
[3] Dont get mad LOOK AT 15
[4] Calm down don’t be mad LOOK AT 13
[5] First LOOK AT 2
[6] Dont be that angry LOOK AT 12
[7] I’m bored.
[8] What I wanted to tell you is…THE ANSWER IS ON 14
[9] Be patient LOOK AT 4
[10] This is the last time I’m going to do this LOOK AT 7
[11] I hope you’re not mad when I say this LOOK AT6
[12] Sorry LOOK AT 8
[13] Don’t be getting a hype LOOK AT 10
[14] I dont know how to say this LOOK AT 3
[15] You must be realllllly mad LOOK AT NUMBER 9


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy and paste this into your profile



50 Things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals
throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get
to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW,
especially thin narrow aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I
think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what
happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off
and turn the volumes to “10″.
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen
you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid
embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask
yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this junk,
anyway?”
15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re
taking it for a “test drive.”
17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about
five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the
department.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store
as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look
mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”
20. Put M&M’s on layaway.
21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll
only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from
the other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around
saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!”
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello”
upside down.
29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask,
“Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired
employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any
Shnerples here?”
31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale
battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
32. Take bets on the battle described above.
33. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
“Mission: Impossible.”
35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while
squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him ” I
need some tampons!!”
36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.
37. Try on bras over top of your clothes.
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to
your Twinkies?”
41. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: “Marco Polo.”
43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet
food aisle, etc.
44. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.
45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the
restrooms
46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at
something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker,
assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those
voices again!”
49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and
relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain
that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little
umbrella in it.





-Written with a pen
Sealed with a kiss
If you are my friend,
Please answer this:
Are we friends or are we not?
You told me once, but I forgot..
So tell me now and tell me true,
So I can say , I am here for you..
Of all the friends I've ever met,
You're the ones I won't forget..
And if I die before you do,
I'll go to Heaven
And wait for you

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

FORK+SPOON=
/\/\/\/\
l.........l
\......../
.\....../
......
......
......
..__.
SPORK!!!!!!!
People who get face lifts have that windblow look as if the very stupidly stuck their head out of an airplane window. (aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


96% of teenage girls would sob if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building. Post this on your profile if you're the 4% who'd be at the bottom, eating popcorn and chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!"

--GGGGGGG--------LLL---------EEEEEEEE-----EEEEEEEE-----
GG--------------------LLL---------EEE--------------EEE-------------
GG--------GGGG----LLL---------EEEEEEEE-----EEEEEEEE-----
GG------------GG----LLL----------EEE-------------EEE--------------
GGGGGGGGGG----LLLLLLLLL-EEEEEEE------EEEEEEEE-----
,___,
[O.o]
/)__)
-"--"-
,___,
,___,
[O.o]
/)__)
-"--"-
,___,
,___,
[O.o]
/)__)
-"--"-
,___,
,___,
[O.o]
/)__)
-"--"-
,___,
,___,
[O.o]
/)__)
-"--"-
,___,
,___,
[O.o]
/)__)
-"--"-
,___,
,___,
[O.o]
/)__)
-"--"-
,___,
,___,
[O.o]
/)__)
-"--"-
,___,
,___,
[O.o]
/)__)
-"--"-
,___,
,___,
[O.o]
/)__)
-"--"-
,___,
,___,
[O.o]
/)__)
-"--"-
,___,
,___,
[O.o]
/)__)
-"--"-
,___,
,___,
[O.o]
/)__)
-"--"-
,___,
,___,
[O.o]
/)__)
-"--"-
,___,
,___,
[O.o]
/)__)
-"--"-
,___,
,___,
[O.o]
/)__)
-"--"-
,___,
,___,
[O.o]
/)__)
-"--"-
,___,
~*~I ♥ Owls~*~
(Answer To The Question At The Top)
No One Now Because Of BP « less