FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: will bail u out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: will be next to u saying damn we screwed up
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shirt and tells you, My bad...heres a tissue
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd home that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say IM HOME!
FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella when its raining.
BEST FRIENDS: Will take yours and yell RUN GIRL RUN!!
FRIENDS ask why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
What would life be like without best friends? Um...NORMAL!
Gσt A Prσblεm...Sσlνε It!
Lσst?...Gεt Fσund! lt;
Think Im Trippin...Tiε Mч Shσε!
Cαnt Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn!
Cαnt Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund!
Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt!
Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr!
Think Im Uglч...Dσn t Lσσк At Mε
Dσnt Likε Mч Stчlε...Dσnt Lιкє Yσurѕ!
Dσn Knσw Mε... Dσnt Judge Mε!
A 15 year old girl holds her 1 year old son; people call her a s***. But no one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat; no one knows she has a serious disease that causes her to be overweight. People call an old man ugly; no one knows he had a serious injury to his face while serving our country in Vietnam. Repost this if youre against bullying and stereotyping!!IF YOU HATE STERYO TYPES READ AND POST THIS!!
Jacobs Motto: If you cant get the mother, get the daughter
People who say anythings possible havent tried to slam a revolving door
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed...
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They say Guns dont kill people, people kill people. Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I dont think youd kill to many people.
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Isnt it funny how the word politics is made up of the words: poli meaning many; in Latin, and tics as in bloodsucking creatures
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If someone throws Skittles at you and says TASTE THE RAINBOW! Then throw a happy meal at them and say M LOVING IT!
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When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm out and smack them on the head.
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A good friend comforts you when you get rejected, a BEST friend goes up to him and says, It s because youre gay, isnt it?
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don t know which to call someone.
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When life gives you lemons, make it into grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
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I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Your about to get arrested*
Cop: Your in a lot of trouble!
You: wait. wait! WAIT.
Cop: WHAT!?
You: Can I update my status to chilling in jail?
Cinderella walked on broken glass. Sleeping beauty let a whole lifetime pass. Belle fell in love with a hideous beast. Jasmine married a common thief. Ariel walked on land for love and life. Snow white barely escaped a knife. It was all about blood, sweat, and tears, because love means facing your biggest fears.
One question. One chance. One honest answer. That s all you get. br/ You get to ask me one question to my inbox. br/ Any question — anything — no matter how crazy, dirty, or wrong it is. No catch. br/ But I dare you to repost this to YOUR profile and see what people ask you.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile
Hey, if you've read so far, well done :)
I'm called Flora and I'm a female from the magical land of Scotland. I like reading, writing, generally messing around with my friends (all 5 of them :3). I am what is classed as 'goth' although I hate when people hate me cause I wear black, don't dress like a slut, don't drink/take drugs/have underage sex, and like pop rock (and normal rock :D). Go figure, at least I have real friends 2 of which are on here:
special hi to outrageousKlutz, the random funny anime one of the group, you know you luv us darling :)
Tainted Darkness, the awesome kid of the group, may you and Roxas grow old together and have many children :D
Feel free to talk to me :) i love anime and homestuck :3 follow me on twitter too if you want XD I'm Flora kit (@Seeroflife1)
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