READ THE LIST!!!!!!!!!!!U MUST READ IT!!!!!!!!!!HARRY POTTER IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! br/ 11 Ways to Annoy a Twilight Fan with Harry Potter: br/ br/ 1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter books in a Twilight dust jacket. br/ br/ 2. Tell them that Edward is a hand-me-down because the Twilight movies got him after the Harry Potter movies were finished with him. br/ br/ 3. List other hand-me-downs from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater... br/ br/ 4. State that you think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead. br/ br/ 5. Accidentally call Edward, Sanguini. br/ br/ 6. Explain in detail how any wizard can possess all the gifts (seeing the future, reading minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of. br/ br/ 7. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant Stubby Boardman. br/ br/ 8. Say that Bella and Filch would make a cute couple. br/ br/ 9. Flinch whenever they say Edward and tell them to say You-Know-Who. br/ br/ 10. Whenever they describe the vampires of the Twilight series (sparkly skin, no fangs, etc.), contradict them, and tell them what real vampires, out of Harry Potter, are like. br/ br/ 11. Explain how Twilight werewolves are really Animagi, and ask whether they ve registered with the Ministry br/ br/ If you ever threatened to hurt/kill a fictional character, copy and paste this in your profile. br/ br/ If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. br/ br/ If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. br/ br/ If you ve ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile. br/ br/ If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. br/ br/ If you ve ever realized you have copied and pasted the same thing on your profile twice, copy and paste this onto your profile. br/ br/ REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile: br/ br/ 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) br/ 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! br/ 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! br/ 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA! *cough cough* br/ 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! br/ 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you re too lazy to do them yourself... Now that s the life! br/ 7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? br/ ----()()--- br/ ---(0.0)--- br/ --c( uu)--- br/ Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies) but don t tell bob....oops too late.now we only have cookie crumbs...:( br/ br/ |...........| Put this on your br/ |...........| page if you have br/ |.......O..| ever pulled a br/ |...........| door that said push! br/ |...........| br/ |...........| br/ br/ br/ Spell your first name: Kylee br/ Spell it backwards: eelyk br/ Spell it with your elbow: kyyylee (so close!) br/ Spell it with your eyes shut: kylee br/ Spell it with your nose: kylee br/ Spell it with your chin: mk,gtykedde br/ Spell it with your forehead: i96tyo (I m a PRO at this) br/ br/ br/ Post this on your profile if you have fallen in love with a fictional character A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle br/ Girl: Slow down, I m scared! br/ Guy: No, this is fun br/ Girl: No, it s not. Please, I m scared. br/ Guy: Then tell me you love me. br/ Girl: I love you, now slow down! br/ Guy: Now give me a big hug. br/ She gives him a big hug br/ Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it s bothering me. br/ In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn t working but he didn t want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love
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