I am a senior at Naperville Central and want to pursue a career in either law or politics. My sister, however, wants me to become an investment banker; the prerequisite for that profession, though, is selling my soul to the devil. (I am pretty sure that godless communists do not have souls to begin with, but I digress.)

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I am a senior at Naperville Central and want to pursue a career in either law or politics. My sister, however, wants me to become an investment banker; the prerequisite for that profession, though, is selling my soul to the devil. (I am pretty sure that godless communists do not have souls to begin with, but I digress.)

I'm an Extemper on Central's speech team. I love politics and will debate anyone on anything -- and win. I swim, play water polo, and listen to music. I am aggressive and politically active, with a leftist, yet cynical, outlook on life. My life's goal is to filibuster a session of the US Senate while wearing my "Che!" shirt, though finding a girlfirend before I graduate would be pretty shizzliffic, too. Instant Message me at Bhalatics19 or SammyB4Dems19 so we can talk Bhalatics.

Rock on.
Peace.


PS: Emos and happy people scare me. As Pete Townshend so eloquently wrote in his rock opera, Tommy, "What would they do if I shut them outside to stand in the rain and catch colds so they died?" « less