Chloe((OFFLINE))
I love to read... mostly romance and adventure.
I'm 12 :P
Well, I guess I would call myself a Wiccan in training... I do believe in many gods and goddesses, a lot of ancient greek religion. I try to read as much about it as I can...
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a... more »
I'm 12 :P
Well, I guess I would call myself a Wiccan in training... I do believe in many gods and goddesses, a lot of ancient greek religion. I try to read as much about it as I can...
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a... more »
I love to read... mostly romance and adventure.
I'm 12 :P
Well, I guess I would call myself a Wiccan in training... I do believe in many gods and goddesses, a lot of ancient greek religion. I try to read as much about it as I can...
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy and paste this into your profile
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|.......O..| ever pulled a
|...........| door that said push!
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that happened A LOT! XD
/\__/\ This is Kitty please
(+ . +) Help him by copying and pasting
(")_(") him onto your page. He speaks for the animals
in abusive homes, pounds, and with no home.
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This is the chain of cancer, every 4.5 seconds a link is broken off because someone dies of cancer. Copy and paste this onto your page if you want them to find a cure for all cancer types
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[(^(oo)^)] This is pig. Copy and paste pig onto your page
so people can be jealous of your pig.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile
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60 FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELIVATOR
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
51. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
52. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
53. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
54. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
55. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.
56. Make chalk drawings on the walls.
57. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dammit!"
58. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
59. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
60. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.
95% of teens would cry if they saw EDWARD CULLEN standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If you're one of the 5% who would sit there eating pop corn saying "DO A FLIP!!" copy and paste this as your status. =P
im the 5 %
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your asses off.
If you are sick of being told to grow up, copy this to your profile.
If you are sick of the drug/sex talks from your parents, copy this to your profile.
92 of teenagers have moved onto rap, if you're part of the 8 that stayed with rock, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile.
Admitting you are weird is normal. Admitting you are normal is odd. Different is odd and different is not good. If you are weird and proud of it, put this in your profile.
When life gives me lemons, I throw them back and demand apples, then I throw the apples back and demand lemons, then I throw the lemons back and demand apples once again!
Your just jelous 'cause the voices are talking to me and not YOU!!!
STUPID THINGS EVERYONE SHOULD DO
1.PULL ON A PUSH DOOR
2.TALK BACKWARDS
3.SAY YOUR GOING TO MOW THE CAT AND FEED THE LAWN.
4.SAY RANDOM THINGS.
5.WHEN YOU HEAR YOUR NAME SAY "DUMM DUMM DUMM."
6.GO TO AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT AND ASK FOR SUSHI.
7.TRY TO SPEAK JAPANESE TO A SPANISH PERSON.
8.TRY TO PAY WITH A CREDIT CARD AT MC DONALDS FOR A 1 DOLLAR THING.
9.ASK YOURSELF A QUESTION AND THEN ANSWER IT.
10.RUN AROUND WITH YOUR EYES WIDE OPEN YELLING "IM A TREE STUMP!!"
11.GET MONEY OUT OF AN ATM MACHINE AND YELL "I WON THE LOTTERY!!"
12. ASK FOR DIRECTIONS TO A PLACE YOURE ALREADY AT.
13. TRY TO ORDER PIZZA FROM MC DONALDS
14. GET HIT BY A PARKED CAR.
15. TRY TO WATCH SATURDAY CARTOONS ON A THURSDAY.
16. TRY TO SELL YOUR MONEY.
17. TRY TO PLAY THE ALPHABET ON THE PIANO
18. GET INTO A FIGHT WITH YOURSELF AND LOSE.
19. TRY TO GO SWIMMING WITHOUT GETTING WET.
20. ASK FOR DIET WATER AT A RESTRAINT
17 Things To Do When Your In Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"
16. Poke the service desk people and walk away when they try to ask you what you want.
22 Things to do in an Elevator
1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. SAY -DING at each floor.
8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9. MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, gri nning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
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2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile
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People are like slinkies, Basically useless,
but yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let God wonder how you did it...
Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate!
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
"all together, or else read the whole in some poem or document that"
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
air
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Jimmy Kimbel
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
12:00 am or 1:00 something
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
12:49 am
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
my dad's flippin' through the channels
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I went to the store and almost got hit by a bus
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
a greek mythology book
9. What are you wearing?
clothes
10. Did you dream last night?
umm, I think...
11. When did you last laugh?
right now
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
a drawning that says "Juno" on it
13. Seen anything weird lately?
yess
14. What do you think of this quiz?
I don't know
15. What is the last film you saw?
"A Christmas Carol" I think...
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
um... I would buy... stuff at Hot Topics...books, and a serpent necklace... maybe
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I picture myself killing people sometimes... weird
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'd make it see what the heck it's doing with the world and kill them!... well not kill them...
What I would do if I wanted to make skittles known to people-
Smile really sweetly and offer skittles. When they refuse I'll tell them "Taste the goddamn rainbow now before you see rainbows in front of your eyes"
Copy and paste and write what YOU would do if you want skittles to rule the world!
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~*ANNABETH CHASE CAN BREAK YOUR ARM IF SHE WANTS TO!*~
~*POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOVE PERCY JACKSON AND HATE THE TWILIGHT CAST!*~
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shirt and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd home that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella when it's raining.
BEST FRIENDS: Will take yours and yell "RUN GIRL RUN!!"
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!!
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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. (Okay, really, who the heck knew that?!)
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
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If you have ever asked the same question 3 times in 5 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile
If you might have the same thing twice on your profile, but you don't feel like checking, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.(How do you think I got all of these things to begin with???lol)
30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Writer's Block stinks, copy and paste this into your profile.
65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
Spell your first name: Chloe
Spell it backwards: eolhC
Spell it with your elbow: c hlloe
Spell it with your eyes shut: chloe
Spell it with your Nose: cdhyoloe4
Spell it with your chin: cnb,llkde
Spell it with your forehead: 32,uyjhm9812 « less
I'm 12 :P
Well, I guess I would call myself a Wiccan in training... I do believe in many gods and goddesses, a lot of ancient greek religion. I try to read as much about it as I can...
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy and paste this into your profile
|...........| Put this on your
|...........| page if you have
|.......O..| ever pulled a
|...........| door that said push!
|...........|
|...........|
that happened A LOT! XD
/\__/\ This is Kitty please
(+ . +) Help him by copying and pasting
(")_(") him onto your page. He speaks for the animals
in abusive homes, pounds, and with no home.
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This is the chain of cancer, every 4.5 seconds a link is broken off because someone dies of cancer. Copy and paste this onto your page if you want them to find a cure for all cancer types
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║(o)║♥♫Music is Life♫❤
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[(^(oo)^)] This is pig. Copy and paste pig onto your page
so people can be jealous of your pig.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile
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60 FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELIVATOR
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
51. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
52. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
53. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
54. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
55. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.
56. Make chalk drawings on the walls.
57. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dammit!"
58. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
59. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
60. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.
95% of teens would cry if they saw EDWARD CULLEN standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If you're one of the 5% who would sit there eating pop corn saying "DO A FLIP!!" copy and paste this as your status. =P
im the 5 %
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your asses off.
If you are sick of being told to grow up, copy this to your profile.
If you are sick of the drug/sex talks from your parents, copy this to your profile.
92 of teenagers have moved onto rap, if you're part of the 8 that stayed with rock, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile.
Admitting you are weird is normal. Admitting you are normal is odd. Different is odd and different is not good. If you are weird and proud of it, put this in your profile.
When life gives me lemons, I throw them back and demand apples, then I throw the apples back and demand lemons, then I throw the lemons back and demand apples once again!
Your just jelous 'cause the voices are talking to me and not YOU!!!
STUPID THINGS EVERYONE SHOULD DO
1.PULL ON A PUSH DOOR
2.TALK BACKWARDS
3.SAY YOUR GOING TO MOW THE CAT AND FEED THE LAWN.
4.SAY RANDOM THINGS.
5.WHEN YOU HEAR YOUR NAME SAY "DUMM DUMM DUMM."
6.GO TO AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT AND ASK FOR SUSHI.
7.TRY TO SPEAK JAPANESE TO A SPANISH PERSON.
8.TRY TO PAY WITH A CREDIT CARD AT MC DONALDS FOR A 1 DOLLAR THING.
9.ASK YOURSELF A QUESTION AND THEN ANSWER IT.
10.RUN AROUND WITH YOUR EYES WIDE OPEN YELLING "IM A TREE STUMP!!"
11.GET MONEY OUT OF AN ATM MACHINE AND YELL "I WON THE LOTTERY!!"
12. ASK FOR DIRECTIONS TO A PLACE YOURE ALREADY AT.
13. TRY TO ORDER PIZZA FROM MC DONALDS
14. GET HIT BY A PARKED CAR.
15. TRY TO WATCH SATURDAY CARTOONS ON A THURSDAY.
16. TRY TO SELL YOUR MONEY.
17. TRY TO PLAY THE ALPHABET ON THE PIANO
18. GET INTO A FIGHT WITH YOURSELF AND LOSE.
19. TRY TO GO SWIMMING WITHOUT GETTING WET.
20. ASK FOR DIET WATER AT A RESTRAINT
17 Things To Do When Your In Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"
16. Poke the service desk people and walk away when they try to ask you what you want.
22 Things to do in an Elevator
1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. SAY -DING at each floor.
8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9. MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, gri nning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
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c('')('') -This is Harvey Booth. He wants all the Twilight fans to burn in HELL. If you support Harvey's choice put him on your page!
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile:
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. (Reason why you joined)
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile
If you've ever walked into a pole before copy this into your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
People are like slinkies, Basically useless,
but yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let God wonder how you did it...
Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate!
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
"all together, or else read the whole in some poem or document that"
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
air
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Jimmy Kimbel
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
12:00 am or 1:00 something
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
12:49 am
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
my dad's flippin' through the channels
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I went to the store and almost got hit by a bus
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
a greek mythology book
9. What are you wearing?
clothes
10. Did you dream last night?
umm, I think...
11. When did you last laugh?
right now
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
a drawning that says "Juno" on it
13. Seen anything weird lately?
yess
14. What do you think of this quiz?
I don't know
15. What is the last film you saw?
"A Christmas Carol" I think...
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
um... I would buy... stuff at Hot Topics...books, and a serpent necklace... maybe
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I picture myself killing people sometimes... weird
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'd make it see what the heck it's doing with the world and kill them!... well not kill them...
What I would do if I wanted to make skittles known to people-
Smile really sweetly and offer skittles. When they refuse I'll tell them "Taste the goddamn rainbow now before you see rainbows in front of your eyes"
Copy and paste and write what YOU would do if you want skittles to rule the world!
*~ROBBERT PATERSON IS A STALKER*~
*~PERCY JACKSON IS A HERO*~
*~CHRISTEN STEWRT IS HELPLESS*~
~*ANNABETH CHASE CAN BREAK YOUR ARM IF SHE WANTS TO!*~
~*POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOVE PERCY JACKSON AND HATE THE TWILIGHT CAST!*~
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shirt and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd home that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella when it's raining.
BEST FRIENDS: Will take yours and yell "RUN GIRL RUN!!"
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!!
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If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. (Okay, really, who the heck knew that?!)
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever said something twice, and when someone said something, you had no recollection of saying it either time, copy and paste to your profile.
If you have ever asked the same question 3 times in 5 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile
If you might have the same thing twice on your profile, but you don't feel like checking, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.
If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.
If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.(How do you think I got all of these things to begin with???lol)
30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Writer's Block stinks, copy and paste this into your profile.
65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
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Spell it backwards: eolhC
Spell it with your elbow: c hlloe
Spell it with your eyes shut: chloe
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