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"He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatically.
“Green grass breaks through snow.
Artemis pleads for my help.
I am so cool.”
He grinned at us, waiting for applause.
"That last line was four syllables.” Artemis said.
Apollo frowned. “Was it?”
“Yes. What about I am so bigheaded?”
“No, no, that’s six syllable, hhm.” He started muttering to himself.
Zoe Nightshade turned to us. “Lord Apollo has been going through this haiku phase ever since he visited Japan. Tis not as bad as the time he visited Limerick. If I’d had to hear one more poem that started with, There once was a godess from Sparta-“
“I’ve got it!” Apollo announced. “I am so awesome. That’s five syllables!” he bowed, looking very pleased with himself."
"In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (A little late)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Really)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Here that kids.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to what? underground use?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (hm, the other use)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Well what else are you gonna do with them?)
I Have One Question For You
Who Lives In A PineApple Under The Sea
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[O.o] - Moo, I'm a pig.
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[¬.¬] - Dude, you're an owl.
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[O.O] – Mother Lied To Me
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Lσst?...Gεt Fσund!
Think I'm Trippin...Tiε Mч Shσε!
Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn!
Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund!
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