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Dedications: to my besties on and off Shelfari!
Live Life Long Lusa! Don't change! Keep waiting; almost there!
Peach! Stay forever sweet!
Kitty Carla! ROOKIE!
Jessica! Thanks for making the TV smoke! took an hour off class!
Albhe! MEOW!
^__^
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FRIENDS:... more »
Live Life Long Lusa! Don't change! Keep waiting; almost there!
Peach! Stay forever sweet!
Kitty Carla! ROOKIE!
Jessica! Thanks for making the TV smoke! took an hour off class!
Albhe! MEOW!
^__^
(='.'=)
FRIENDS:... more »
Dedications: to my besties on and off Shelfari!
Live Life Long Lusa! Don't change! Keep waiting; almost there!
Peach! Stay forever sweet!
Kitty Carla! ROOKIE!
Jessica! Thanks for making the TV smoke! took an hour off class!
Albhe! MEOW!
^__^
(='.'=)
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: will bail u out of jail and tell you what you've done wrong
BEST FRIENDS: will be next to u saying damn we screwed up
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shirt and tells you, My bad...heres a tissue
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd home that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say IM HOME!
Random facts:
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
Newscasters are the only people to tell you 'Good morning" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Boys are like Slinkys, pointless but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
What do you do when you see Justin Bieber running around your yard covered in blood? You calm down, reload, and shoot again.
When life throws you lemons through them back and life and scream, "MAKE YOUR OWN DANG LEMONADE!"
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Parents spend the first half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk but they spend the other half telling us to sit down and shut up!
Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.
I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I’m in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"
I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
Politicians are like toilet paper, once they get rolling they always end up full of crap.
Real girls are not perfect... perfect girls are not real.
News flash: Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella when its raining.
BEST FRIENDS: Will take yours and yell RUN GIRL RUN!!
FRIENDS: ask why youre crying
BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
FRIENDS: Will say sorry he broke up with you
BEST FRIENDS: Will scheme with you on how to torture him
FRIENDS: Will watch popular reality T.V shows with you
BEST FRIENDS: Will watch Spongebob with you
Hi, I m Ryan Higa and I m going to be showing you a great new product! It s called the ShamWOOHOO! not the Shamwoohoo, it s called the ShamWOOHOO!!! so don t say it like that. It s the greatest advancement in Shammy Towel and Rag technology. Don t believe me? Watch this! If you have a spill on your table, a ordinary rag or cloth would soak it up oh so boringly. But thanks to the ShamWOOHOO! not only will you not soak up the liquid but you just push it off the table. Still not impressed? If you order now, we ll throw in a second ShamWOOHOO! for free. That s right you ll get 2 ShamWOOHOO!! s for the price of 1. That s a five dollar value for just 19.99. So what re you waiting for? Call now!
96% of teenage girls would sob if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building. Post this on your profile if you're the 4% who'd be at the bottom, eating popcorn and chanting; JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!; copy this onto your profile
I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. – Edgar Allen Poe
Random facts:
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
Newscasters are the only people to tell you 'Good morning" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Boys are like Slinkys, pointless but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
What do you do when you see Justin Bieber running around your yard covered in blood? You calm down, reload, and shoot again.
When life throws you lemons through them back and life and scream, "MAKE YOUR OWN DANG LEMONADE!"
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Parents spend the first half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk but they spend the other half telling us to sit down and shut up!
Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.
I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I’m in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"
I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
Politicians are like toilet paper, once they get rolling they always end up full of crap.
Real girls are not perfect... perfect girls are not real.
News flash: Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. « less
Live Life Long Lusa! Don't change! Keep waiting; almost there!
Peach! Stay forever sweet!
Kitty Carla! ROOKIE!
Jessica! Thanks for making the TV smoke! took an hour off class!
Albhe! MEOW!
^__^
(='.'=)
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: will bail u out of jail and tell you what you've done wrong
BEST FRIENDS: will be next to u saying damn we screwed up
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shirt and tells you, My bad...heres a tissue
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd home that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say IM HOME!
Random facts:
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
Newscasters are the only people to tell you 'Good morning" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Boys are like Slinkys, pointless but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
What do you do when you see Justin Bieber running around your yard covered in blood? You calm down, reload, and shoot again.
When life throws you lemons through them back and life and scream, "MAKE YOUR OWN DANG LEMONADE!"
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Parents spend the first half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk but they spend the other half telling us to sit down and shut up!
Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.
I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I’m in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"
I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
Politicians are like toilet paper, once they get rolling they always end up full of crap.
Real girls are not perfect... perfect girls are not real.
News flash: Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella when its raining.
BEST FRIENDS: Will take yours and yell RUN GIRL RUN!!
FRIENDS: ask why youre crying
BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
FRIENDS: Will say sorry he broke up with you
BEST FRIENDS: Will scheme with you on how to torture him
FRIENDS: Will watch popular reality T.V shows with you
BEST FRIENDS: Will watch Spongebob with you
Hi, I m Ryan Higa and I m going to be showing you a great new product! It s called the ShamWOOHOO! not the Shamwoohoo, it s called the ShamWOOHOO!!! so don t say it like that. It s the greatest advancement in Shammy Towel and Rag technology. Don t believe me? Watch this! If you have a spill on your table, a ordinary rag or cloth would soak it up oh so boringly. But thanks to the ShamWOOHOO! not only will you not soak up the liquid but you just push it off the table. Still not impressed? If you order now, we ll throw in a second ShamWOOHOO! for free. That s right you ll get 2 ShamWOOHOO!! s for the price of 1. That s a five dollar value for just 19.99. So what re you waiting for? Call now!
96% of teenage girls would sob if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building. Post this on your profile if you're the 4% who'd be at the bottom, eating popcorn and chanting; JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!; copy this onto your profile
I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. – Edgar Allen Poe
Random facts:
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
Newscasters are the only people to tell you 'Good morning" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Boys are like Slinkys, pointless but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
What do you do when you see Justin Bieber running around your yard covered in blood? You calm down, reload, and shoot again.
When life throws you lemons through them back and life and scream, "MAKE YOUR OWN DANG LEMONADE!"
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Parents spend the first half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk but they spend the other half telling us to sit down and shut up!
Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.
I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I’m in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"
I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
Politicians are like toilet paper, once they get rolling they always end up full of crap.
Real girls are not perfect... perfect girls are not real.
News flash: Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. « less
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- member since October 16, 2009
